*scribbles measurements from calipers into notebook and adjusts monocle in surprise* "according to my figures you achieve peak chill between precisely 4:15 and 4:30 in the afternoon, on a *squints* three-piece sectional couch while *drops pencil* holding a large cat! astounding!" |
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# ? May 6, 2024 01:36 |
*holding calipers to incredibly dense nug* "yes, this is most definitely loud. precisely how loud I would not dare to estimate, but thanks to the miracles of modern science no estimate is needed. my chart here shows that this nug is best described as voluble"
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 00:12 |
*just really loving high at this point* "yeah you've got a head, and its a good head because its a head and all heads are good" ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 00:14 |
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phrenologist: uh oh, you have some extremely unusual lumps on your skull patient [nervous, sweating]: my god . . . is it serious? phrenologist: I'm afraid it is, you don't seem to have named any of them and they're quite unhappy about that. [touches a rather large lump] this is sir walter heffalump, why don't you pay him a compliment.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 00:27 |
a head massage with a pep talk | |
# ? Feb 21, 2019 02:01 |
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Hmm yes according to your skull shape you would benefit greatly by just like chilling out and eating some pizza. What shape tells you that? Your skull is shaped like a skull, that's what shape. I'm sewage flavored. |
# ? Feb 21, 2019 02:04 |
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"According to these measurements, the angle of your forehead, the setting of your cheeks and the width of your jaw, which of course, is not accounting for the individual measurements of your teeth, the circumference of your orbital sockets OR the seperation of your nasal conchas, I must say, I think, and this is with great certainty as I have checked these measurements over MYSELF and with my assistant, that you sir are extremely, fabulously gay!!!!" *Me, extremely excited*: Oh!!! Oh my!!! |
# ? Feb 21, 2019 02:13 |
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you've got like, an enlarged hanginat chilisgland back here, brah, da-huhaha, but really tho, ya hang?? |
# ? Feb 21, 2019 05:02 |
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According to my calipers, your skull measures...420 chill units across.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 06:23 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 01:36 |
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Much like a bong, your skull has several openings for the exchange of gases...that is probably a sign that your skull is suited for smoking weed.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 06:24 |