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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

post musings from woke toddlers, sexism from brocialists, and other made-up politics-related bullshit here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6lwNyCo7O8

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://twitter.com/andreagrimes/status/1098334969242411009

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Sarah Kendzior was the first person I recall doing this poo poo. a true Woke Toddler pioneer. here's a cursed image.



uber_stoat has issued a correction as of 03:03 on Feb 27, 2019

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



this woman runs a podcast about bloody marys and has a patreon for it

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

this woman runs a podcast about bloody marys and has a patreon for it

half of the people on this subforum donate to a patreon to a podcast about jerking off your dad

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

this woman runs a podcast about bloody marys and has a patreon for it
i'm sure she's extremely pleasant to waiters whenever she goes out to brunch

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

lol. she retweeted this. I call it doing a communism:

https://twitter.com/noveldevice/status/1098626874136158208

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
tbf thread should include all times people use their kids to push their politics, even if it's against trump or something because it's equally deranged most of the time.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Fallen Hamprince posted:

half of the people on this subforum donate to a patreon to a podcast about jerking off your dad

not seeing the point

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Dreylad posted:

tbf thread should include all times people use their kids to push their politics, even if it's against trump or something because it's equally deranged most of the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtmvCRdSPpw

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://twitter.com/MoiraDonegan/status/1098266808216403968
https://twitter.com/MoiraDonegan/status/1098267739968471041

Dreylad posted:

tbf thread should include all times people use their kids to push their politics, even if it's against trump or something because it's equally deranged most of the time.
that's most woke toddler tweets

get that OUT of my face has issued a correction as of 03:38 on Feb 27, 2019

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

get that OUT of my face posted:

that's most woke toddler tweets

yeah

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://twitter.com/CChristineFair/status/1100037349214470144

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/htmlmencken/status/1071218759736721409

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

FdB is such a one-trick pony as an essay writer that i stopped giving a poo poo about what he had to say a while ago. he never says anything new. even though he's (usually) not wrong, he's no better than the thinkpiece writers he constantly vilifies because he writes and re-writes the same poo poo over and over again. that said, i was with him until that stupid FYAD blurb

bonus shoutout to the stdh "i was on the early internet" blurb and namedropping Wesleyan, the college where the children of the elite go for four years to pretend that they're not elite before they go out and become a part of the elite

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
freddie deboer has been kicked out of every leftist group hes been involved with for being insufferable and is the posterchild for why focusing on self-serious academic critique has been a complete dead end in america for both electoral and revolutionary leftism

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the british were right to put freddie da boer in a concentration cap

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Yesterday on the train, I saw a cis, white (Northern Europe, not Southern[!]) man walking up and down the seats individually telling each passenger that you shouldn't believe rape victims. His preferred candidate for president? That's right, Le Bernie.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
When I was picking up cream for my foot problem just now, who should I spy at the pharmacy? Why none other than a heterosexual male Jew (only mentioning because hee's a traitor who doesn't support Israel) saying he fights for a woman's right to choose. "That's surprising," says I, "as most with your presidential preference are misogyn--" but just then he put his enormous marijuana-smelling mouth in front of my face and screamed "CHOOSE WHAT TO COOK ME FOR DINNER" and did a deep evil laugh like Jabba the Hut or Voldemort.

"No woman's ever going to cook you dinner, loser!" I retorted. Everyone waiting at the pharmacy erupted in applause.

And the candidate he'd like to win the 2020 Democratic nomination for president? Who do you think :rolleyes:

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Just pretend I posted all the Jacob Wohl "hipster coffee shop" tweets.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Whilst I gathered my morning dew, my eyes fell upon a lone figure in the glen. It was The Patriarch himself, the 8-foot tall aryan from whose existence all injustice has stemmed since his birth 7000 years ago. He hadn't noticed me, and as I watched I saw a gleam in his eye that could only mean one thing. He was about to say the N-word. "Don't you dare!" I cried.

"And why not?" he demanded.

"A little thing called racism. Ever heard of it?" I had no way of posting a gif of a black person, so I respectfully channeled the energy of their race and wagged my finger, pursed my lips and slid my head from side to side.

He held his breath and tears streamed down his tomato-colored face. "But I want to say it! Let me say it! Let me say it!"

"Not a chance," I replied calmly. And you'll never guess what national socialist from Vermont I saw tattooed on his wrist.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1101493653737013250

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
buck sexton looks like a melted adam scott candle

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/1104121053952032775

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

stdh

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