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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

aww what happened to other thread, it was miles better

oh well

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 03:25

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# ¿ Jun 1, 2024 09:24

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Elephanthead posted:

Much like America, it ain't cumming back.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 03:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

extremely john kelly voice:
oh i would do anything for trump
but i won't do that

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 04:27

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Nichael posted:

it's what if harry potter hosed

and also narnia is a real place

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:09

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

rump buttman posted:

top 5 rappers in the game:

5.) Turpm

4.) To,lp

3.) Trum

2.) Tlarmp

1.) TRUMP!!!!!!!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:11

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Al ! posted:

oh huh cnn is playing a trump cohen tape right now

lordy i hope there are tapes

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:11

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Kurtofan posted:

Mycountry is so racist i hate it

yeah it owns, franz fanon was writing about how racist france was like 70 years ago

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:24

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

don't forget the memoirs, good lord do regular people love fuckin rando memoirs

anyway it's still better than TV versions of the same poo poo, people empathize with even the trashy stuff you're talking about or else they wouldn't consume it, it's literally the main thing reading has. Why do you think the female protagonist in the Twilight books was written as such a boring blank slate lol

some book with fabio groping some farmhand on the cover is still gonna be better than The Bachelor, and lemme tell you I have some primo smut from the 19th century around here and it's some raunchy poo poo while still being like 4 point font, no pictures, and 400 pages

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:24

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

DryGoods posted:

instead of elaborate humanoid robots just build a fleet of planes to drop high explosive ordinance on the monsters. you can't karate fight your way out of a giant explosion

iirc that only makes godzilla stronger

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

you should read books instead of watching things imho, you gain a lot more and it makes you more empathetic even if you're reading trash fiction because of how your lovely brain works, and I mean TV c'mon chuds watch a lot of TV and look how that worked out

also like, anymore the source material book is actually a faster read than it is to watch, even with some movies like solaris and roadside picnic lmao tarkovsky

books are good but they're nowhere near the quality of my posts

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Smythe posted:

youre disgusting

i mean, you do have a type

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

to be specific that type is blonde villains

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:27

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

titty_baby_ posted:

my town took out an old rear end statue of a racist bitch president and some chud is protesting alone at its former site with a sign saying were all going to hell

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:29

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

can't believe you'd just come out and admit that you consider books to be less than fly poo poo

stanning a dead media format smdh almost as shameful as still owning a minidisc player

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:30

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Smythe posted:

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# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:31

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

DryGoods posted:

send Zordon to the Hague

zordon uses child soldiers

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:33

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

i hate to spoil things but apparently everything in that whole universe can be killed by the floating head tank's goo

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:33

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

D U T C H E S S

deep callback, i love it

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 05:48

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Smythe posted:

remember billys flying vw beetle. lmfao

sorry i only remember sailor

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 06:07

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Spergin Morlock posted:

https://twitter.com/jameelajamil/status/1101258397800902656

https://twitter.com/jameelajamil/status/1085225686749503488

she owns op

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 06:09

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Thesaurus posted:

for all I know my kid will grow up to be the next trump

then it's your moral imperative to have kids

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 06:09

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

dumbbald slump

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 07:03

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

cuckald tremep

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 07:22

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

young dumb and full of trum

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 07:22

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

GrimGypsy posted:

i didn't know sheldon adelson was dying

we're all dying op

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 07:29

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Billzasilver posted:

who is the black activist

trump brand shoe polish

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 07:29

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

CODChimera posted:

I got hit by an unusually high dose of dread when I woke up today

Bearjew posted:

turmo

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 08:49

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

petit choux posted:

the Return Flight from Hanoi: A beer with a shot of soju dumped in it, served with corncob garnish

Comes with a straw to drink with so you don't have to lift your arms up

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 08:56

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

oliwan posted:

wtf happened to Glenn Greenwald?

He's addicted to contrarianism

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 15:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

A Handed Missus posted:

only the chosen few may touch the computre

just like a small set of fuckers can post about meester trumpa

We few, we happy few,we band of trumpers

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 15:28

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Trump was really on one this am

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 15:29

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

CODChimera posted:

remember when the Mueller report was coming out?

Sorry I only remember sailor

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 15:30

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

A Handed Missus posted:

bush killed hundreds of thousands of people because god told him to and he's still a free man

#FridayFeeling

Mike pence commits bestiality on a scale not seen since Catherine the great and yet he's still the VP

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 15:33

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Release the Mueller report you cowards

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 15:34

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

mad.radhu posted:

It's just going to be a bunch of redacted teases that the GOP will say is fake and the dems will say is real, and nothing will happen

Yeah I know, that's why I want them to release it, the devastated reactions from the #resistance will rule

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 15:36

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Hatebag posted:

The president is a morbidly obese pedophile rapist nazi theif traitor with dementia from decades of meth abuse and I'm lolling

Trump

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 16:45

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Trump

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 17:19

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

punchymcpunch posted:

remember when riddick had to fight this dude who could stretch his whole body through spacetime like a grimdark dhalsim so riddick like.... stand somewhere. and the dude just zoops over to him for no reason and then riddick stabs him to death. dang

Sorry I only remember sailor, that sounds pretty dope tho

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 17:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Admiral Ray posted:

this is poo poo i would say to make fun of these people, wtf

Conservativism is impossible to parody

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 17:22

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# ¿ Jun 1, 2024 09:24

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Hatebag posted:

I've never watched any riddick movies because vin diesel just seems like every tiny rear end in a top hat guy who tries to make his voice deep but i guess he's actually a huge nerd who loves tabletop games or some poo poo

Vin Diesel is like if a YLLS poster became famous

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 17:27

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