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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I think we should get one of the jumpy guys

you know the ones with big pockets? Sometimes they keep smaller versions of themselves in the pockets
they also have tiny hands if that helps find one because we need one



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


google THIS posted:

"WE GOT THE MEATS"

I'll have a zebra burger please, or sandwich never had zebra is it best thick or thin? You know what whatever you think is the best way to enjoy zebra between 2 pieces of bread give me that



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Chill la Chill posted:

Should have specials on Wednesdays.

Walrus Wednesday, half priced Walrus rides



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


mommy, why is that man hitting a snake with his shoe?



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


We should have a tiger in the petting zoo, have you heard one purr?



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Nosfereefer posted:

it's basically just a big kitten. more cuddles, right?

p.much they are very loud when they purr



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


google THIS posted:

Excuse me, we found the bear enclosure, but where is the beet enclosure?

The farm is next to the petting zoo unfortunately someone left the gate open to the beet exhibit.

We think the deer from the petting zoo are the most likely culprits but are not sure. Either way the beets were eaten :smith:

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Animals sculpted from plant matter for the vegan crowd

we should make a cow out of ground beef

it can go in the same exhibit: for the carnivores it's only fair



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


super sweet best pal posted:

Lion parade balloon has a speaker that just chants the word "zoo" over and over.

so nightmare fuel

this is brilliant we'll get the kids to dream of the zoo so they beg their parents to go in the morning!

now we just need a lion...



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


the cow says "oink"



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