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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Pennywise the Frown posted:

So this is just a reminder that Aliens is one of the best movies ever made. Don't even try to argue that.

I probably watch Aliens about 20 times a year. If I'm doing something on my computer I'll just put it on in the background and let it play. The director's cut has some great and very important scenes that they cut out. Like the entire reason why they went to LV-426 in the first place!!! Also the turret scene is great. It starts the beginning of the tension of them being hunted down while they're holed up.

Why aren't you watching Aliens right now?


This is also an excuse to bring up one of the best actors of all time. Bill Paxton. I was very upset to see him go, and it was due to complications from surgery. It was not his time and the dear lord stole him from us.




Paxton's character, Pvt Hudson, almost stole the movie if it wasn't a piece of god drat perfection in itself. He was the ultimate badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Xj24Gdxds
(this is first scene is from the director's cut I believe, whose loving idea was it to cut this out?)


So tell me goons. Now what the gently caress are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty poo poo, man! That is... unless we discuss this cinematic masterpiece.



Alien was better

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Robokomodo posted:

If Sigourney got topless it would have been the greatest movie ever.

Bill Paxton was an angel living among us. RIP

the alien queen should have shown her tits

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Durzel posted:

Sometimes you just want to be enthralled from start to finish, without thinking about the villain's motivations or how the film is a modern day metaphor for foreign policy or trickle down economics or something.

Aliens is a perfectly exquisite meal that one can enjoy over and over without it being diminished in any way. I could probably recite the script to at least half the film and yet I'm never bored of watching it. It's the cinematic equivalent of a pint of beer, you've had countless ones before but the next one is just as good. Yes it's both great food and great beer.

Also the only thing decent from the Directors Cut is the sentry scenes, the rest just screws up the pacing and overexplains stuff.

so... we should have nuked Vietnam from orbit?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sunswipe posted:

Different kind of fear. The first film is essentially a slasher movie, with an unstoppable killer ready to strike from the shadows at any time. The second is more like a zombie film, where the threat from an individual creature is manageable, the problem is there's no way to kill them all. Personally, I like films like Aliens and Predator 2 that do something a bit different rather than just do the first film again.

Alien is a suspense horror movie. Aliens is an action movie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sunswipe posted:

I'd say Aliens is an action horror movie, but that's about right.

that's fair. maybe an action monster movie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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happyhippy posted:

Facehuggers cum in your mouth lol

they cum down your throat, into your stomach

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

they cum down your throat, into your stomach

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

Okay hotshot, put your money where you mouth is. :v:

Here's an adaptation of the old 'Aliens' tabletop game, where you get to play out the hatchery ambush where Gorman fucks up and gets everyone killed. Only this time, you know what's coming.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/408816

Good luck!

HOLY gently caress!
Newgrounds still exists?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Blistex posted:

Holy poo poo! Newgrounds is still a thing?

:dudsmile:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Shut up Meg posted:

Holy poo poo, she's 69 years old and looks about 50.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Young Freud posted:

Stuff.

Seriously, I think it was eating a wide variety of inorganic or processed materials from various parts of the ship, given that the Alien's unusual biology.

it defiantly ate some lungs and ribs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Blistex posted:

Animated Aliens (like the whole movie)

https://imgur.com/gallery/3TZu9az

not a thing in that was animated.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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lol
I stand corrected

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Blistex posted:

Sorry, don't know how I f'ed up the link.
ZogrimAteMyHamster for the save!

I loving love this site

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Splicer posted:

Something hilarious has happened to the Alien: Colonial Marines steam page


One of those is literally just a shotgun

so what is that? Like $36? American

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Ghostnuke posted:

Just finished it. Holy poo poo is it bad. Maybe I'll type up my thoughts later.

cannot wait to see your thoughts on Resurrection

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Warbadger posted:

What is Resurrection? Indie Christian rock band??

Its the Joss Whedon Alien movie. Got Sigourney Weaver and Ron Pearlman. I think it's ok

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF44YvDVP8Y

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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gary oldmans diary posted:

there should be a movie tournament fit to the tastes of this thread. different groups
Movies about the sci-fi Antagonists
  predator alien terminator thing
Movies about the sci-fi Protagonist
  robocop ... ... ...
Movies about the sci-fi Worlds
  total recall ... ... ...
Movies about the sci-fi Something
  ... ... ... ...

you know you can make your own thread, right?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

There is a collection of Aliens short stories, it’s..... a mixed bag.

Aliens: Bug Hunt https://www.amazon.com/dp/1785654446/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_KF1bDbTY2EYVJ

Speaking of a mixed bag, NECA just released a two-pack of Linn and Dutch from the classic 90s AvP arcade game. I’ve been looking forward to this set for a while now, and my preorder shipped yesterday.

Well, one of my favorite action figure reviewers got a review set from NECA and it’s got some issues. I’m not nearly as bothered by the Linn figure as he is, but the head sculpt on Dutch is, uh

its real fuckin’ bad. Like, goddamn. :stare:

https://youtu.be/cdsLGsmHYDU

aren't you the guy who got some guys from the movie to be in your lets play?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

Yeah, I got Daniel Kash (Spunkmeyer from ‘Aliens’) and Ian Whyte (the Predators in the AvP movies, and the Engineer in ‘Prometheus’) and would have had Jeanette Goldstein (Vasquez) and Cynthia Scott (Dietrich) were it not for technical difficulties.

I also got Steve Perry (co-author of the first 3 Aliens novels and the first AvP novel).

you are the best

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iron Crowned posted:

They're pretty cool, the aliens inside are like army men. Makes me wish they made some Colonial Marines army men though

lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iron Crowned posted:

I'm considering preordering a second nerf pulse rifle.

I wish I didn't have to wait an entire year :(

is this a real thing or are you making a joke?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iron Crowned posted:

Oh it's real alright

does it have an ammo counter?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I've thought about this way too much and I'd assume they don't need them. The queen ant's need to mate is to maintain diversity in the lineage and foster a population that's more robust and adaptable to the environment in the long term, but what about an organism that borrows genetic diversity whole cloth from their hosts? A queen would be born from a host unique to the organism/population to which the host was already adapted, and each drone would share the diversity of the established population of individual hosts. Genetic diversity is built into the colony by default because of their reliance on a provably successful population of genetically diverse hosts, which removes the need for seeking mating/diversification and relieves the evolutionary pressures on the xenos to make them even more efficient. Xenos would get to jump the line and 'steal' adaptations that took eons to evolve. Perfection.

loving bitches, amirite?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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zenguitarman posted:

I always figured the super jacked alien from the nest in Aliens was it, for some reason he looked different from the rest.

that was a woman

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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As Nero Danced posted:

Hey Vazquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?

nope. Have you?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

You're correct, that's exactly what it was according to the filmmakers.

Yes, and sound effects from the movie, and two types of ammo.

yo! Where can I buy one?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

It's all 2 pages back y'little JERK.

you could have linked it or just posted it you bastard

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

How do I get out of this chicken-poo poo outfit?

love you xenomorph

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

38... simulated.

lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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edogawa rando posted:

How many good posts?



Loads, including that one.

3

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Android Apocalypse posted:

You gotta test-fire that NERF pulse rifle to ensure it functions properly.

2

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

Someone needed to call you out for the ignominious crime of not reading all posts in the best gbs thread.

Also I was quoting home alone, I don't actually think you're a little jerk.

well thanks for that. I think I'm a little jerk.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

Yeah, just look at what happened to all the colonists at Hadley’s Hope! They liked the Aliens so much that they held a goddamn town meeting over it!

dude calm down. I am the only other person on earth who is awake and has read the comics

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

I was referencing a line from ‘Aliens’

https://youtu.be/pgpLfE3MRoQ

That was a movie too?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

It was cool and good IMO

yeah it is

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

I’m trying to decide if I want it on PC or Xbox One.

dude, I am a week behind. If you have $whatever a Xbox One cost or you have $1000, I would say spend it on the PC.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenomrph posted:

I ended up getting it for PC, steam ID is Xenomrph.

Awesome. I am broke and using an old computer. gonna send you a friend request.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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apparently I cant without a request.

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