trying to jack off posted:

more spoilers

Dynamic horse testicles, they shrink in cold weather
Name your horse
You can scold or praise your horse
Whistle radius grows when the horse bond grows
Horse equipment is fully customizable, from the saddle that has golden pins to the hair
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their horse
Horses poo poo dynamically
Walk your horse around
Jump from your horse onto a moving train
Brush your horses. Arthur makes remarks about the horse depending on the horses gender
Store horses in stables so you have more backup horses
Horses die and can't be resurrected
Tell a horse to flee to spare it's life
Horses kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Horses have personalities
Horses move sideways
Horses can learn tricks

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Was on the fence before but now I'm balls deep riding that preorder rear end.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Sekiro: My Wallet Dies Twice

HolePisser1982 posted:

lyles cdkey getting revoked by a spitting shirtless man in estonia is making me lol. ack! spetnya krwyzbwy! name on invoice looka likea jew

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

a witcher style messenger riding into town on the front half of a rusted car pulled by 2 horses with a satchel full of Sekiro codes

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

(Shakira voice) Sekiro sekiro

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

that was Wyclef Jean.

In Training posted:

the sims is a 100...

HamsterPolice posted:

halfwit Bystander: its a bird.

Dumb rear end: its a plane.

Guy with 50 posts in IZ: nah thats just HP on his way back to Best Buy to refund a turd from his rear end

HolePisser1982 posted:

all my npc well-wishers coughing up huge amounts of blood, giving me the thumbs up: Hey, nice! You did it man. We believed in you

HolePisser1982 posted:

yesterday telling my friend about the game: its tough, but like, so what, you die a lot. its not like youre gonna get a game over screen
today: staring horrified at my screen w/ every npc and merchant in the world all keeled over, puking their guts out, begging for death

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U&t=32s

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Oprah voice:

In Training posted:

Funeral pall falls over the room as an old guy hacking his lungs out says in Japanese: Look under your chairs.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

New Modest Mouse album title

Squeezy Farm posted:

net cafe scandal posted:

Still haven’t played this game but browsing this thread and beginning to find the constant use of the phrase “Guardian Ape” laugh out loud funny

frank.club posted:

the first try at the fight after I complained I won lol.

net cafe scandal posted:

When I first starting playign this game I thought that I mostly didnt care about Ninjas, samurais, the Shogunate, shuriken kunai katanas etc. But now I know that I do. I love all those things. Theyre all loving awesome

mysterious loyall X posted:

speedrunners need their faces blown off with a 30 ought 6

EmmyOk posted:

Entering the boss arena and seeing a hot babe in any from soft game

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Dynamic horse balls
They will shrink in cold weather
You can name your horse