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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Sequeero.

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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

goferchan posted:

The special edition ps4 for this game is insane . It's not for sale, there's only like 30 and it's for winning some european preorder contest



thats insanely sick

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
not watching because i want to be a mostly virgin in more ways than one but heres the final trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqsJSeJ_0kU

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

HamsterPolice posted:

Can't wait to be put into the Guinness Book of World Records for fastest refund of this piece of poo poo turd.

Sequeero.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
I'm going to buy this game on release day and epically game for 18 hours in one sitting in an unemployed way

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Im really pissed of this game isnt out yet.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

HolePisser1982 posted:

lol my boss (me) said i dont have to draw pictures that day. pretty sick

Nice dude. Same with my boss (me) (unemployed)

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Very Jelly rn.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
I have 4 weed oil cartridges and a half ounce of leaf....two week tolerance break is almost done and i want to loving game

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

HamsterPolice posted:

halfwit Bystander: its a bird.

Dumb rear end: its a plane.

Guy with 50 posts in IZ: nah thats just HP on his way back to Best Buy to refund a turd from his rear end

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Paking My Bowl

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
dogs in this poo poo are pussies. refunding immediately

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Trying not to spread Dragonrot to my friends

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Drunk boy is whipping my rear end.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
This game is just fighting big rear end retards ftw

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Why would you fight yourself.

Extra medium retard over here

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
I kicked some general's rear end and then I stabbed a big rear end snake in the eye

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
im stuck on 2 different bosses after finally beating drunk guy. this game is way harder than bloodborne lol

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
im gay and all my friends have the dragonrot

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
man even in bloodborne there were bosses that i would one shot...every boss in this game is like throwing myself against a wall that i slowly and slowly get better at chipping away.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
getting butterfly bitch down to 1-2 hits and then dying to the one apparition who somehow survived, ftw. :downs:

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Got her rear end.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Just realized I've had the bell demon thing on for the last two bosses lmao

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

HolePisser1982 posted:

i dont even know what that is

covenant of champions type thing i guess. i wondered what the little symbol in the lower left was but i couldnt figure it out

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
lol yeah okay now i one shot the bull thats much better

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
anybody have tips for the lone shadow longswordsman? hes currently loving my rear end

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Game so hard

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
I'm at a wall of like 5 diff bosses that are epically pwning me....

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
lol long arm centipede giraffe

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Going ape poo poo.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

scary ghost dog posted:

lol the further i get in this game the less confident i am that i can beat these enemies.....im so scared every time im in a new area

yeah lol

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

HolePisser1982 posted:

how is fromsoft so good at this

they keep getting better and its insane.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
i just found another headless boss gently caress this game lol

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
aww my dude wasn't lying about hearing that music, sad

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

goferchan posted:

Also the miniboss fight in the castle dojo is the most incredibly badass samurai poo poo . It took me a million tries but I think my successful run was under 2 minutes long -- he dies super quickly but shreds your health with a single combo and successfully parrying him felt so badass

how did you successfully parry him. i must've died 20 times

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Gave all my friends AIDs. gaming mirrors real life

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
good exp farming run is Gun Fort idol, turn around and backstab dude for almost 300, takes 10 seconds to reset the idol

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

HolePisser1982 posted:

its very funny that bloodborne was all “haha, shields engender a mmmmm certain passivity. have a gun” and this one is all “mash that fuckin block button, block while your jumping, block while parrying, lock it down”

Its really loving me up that every souls game (and even bloodborne to an extent) is "keep your distance and attack when you can" while this one is all about getting up their butts

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Just found out by reading the loading screen tips that posture restores faster when you hold guard, seemingly the opposite of what fromsoft games have taught you to do in the past

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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
just totally cheesed the tuscan raider guy in the poison swamp by kiting him to stand in the poison and whittle down his health bar while i went and made my coffee Epic fromsoft win

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