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*dad wearing an undershirt , an over shirt , a polo and a sweater over it * I keep the temp at an appropriate 68 degrees . I turn it down to 65 at night . When you pay the bills , you can set it to 72 . But you don’t , you don’t do you ? *dad isn’t talking to anybody , is muttering to himself in the hallway * you can always put a sweater on. you can always do that . |
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he's wearing four layers and i can still see pops' nips poking through. u nasty, pops
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Mar 8, 2019 17:36
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i touched the thermostat of the damned, I get that the souls in hell need to be tormented but 1500 degrees is good enough, it doesn't need to be at 1550, the Prince of Lies isn't made of money, would it kill them to put on a sweater
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Mar 8, 2019 17:39
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It wasn’t me, I was busy slamming your GOT damned door again.
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Mar 8, 2019 19:30
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Pulcinella di Bund posted:*dad wearing an undershirt , an over shirt , a polo and a sweater over it * I keep the temp at an appropriate 68 degrees . I turn it down to 65 at night . keeping a fake thermostat in dad's retirement home room so he can feel better |
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Mar 8, 2019 19:45
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Farecoal posted:keeping a fake thermostat in dad's retirement home room so he can feel better Fake thermostats are a real thing I used to have to install them for people who were constantly warring it out over how hot/cold it was in some of the largest warehouse buildings known to man (Air Force Supply warehouse). It was fun watching them run over to it the second I was out of sight after I installed it (but peeking around the corner) **touches thermostat with a 10 foot pole** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 8, 2019 20:11
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getting a tattoo of a classic 1.1 qt thermos, it's my thermos tat |
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Mar 8, 2019 20:16
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pls look don't touch
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alnilam posted:getting a tattoo of a classic 1.1 qt thermos, it's my thermos tat https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 8, 2019 21:26
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Farecoal posted:keeping a fake thermostat in dad's retirement home room so he can feel better https://i.imgur.com/mgkY4MJ.gifv
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Mar 8, 2019 22:47
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Mar 8, 2019 23:03
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Mar 9, 2019 00:22
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You god drat kids and your enjoyment of comfortable temperatures and easy app-adjustments and programmed settings. Back in my day, we only had ONE ZONE for the whole house, and we had to walk all the way to the hallway to sneaky fidget with it! And my dad unhooked the spring assembly inside after he set it, so we had to rehook it to fidget with it every time!
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Mar 9, 2019 02:16
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68 degrees? That's luxury. My dad keeps his place at 62. |
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Mar 9, 2019 03:57
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My house is at 62, I'm your dad now
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Mar 9, 2019 04:47
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No foolin my house is kept at either heinz 57 or nintendo 64. The next funny number up is 69 and although it's a great number it's just too drat warm |
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Mar 9, 2019 05:22
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I'd consider 62 if it were a funny number but alas |
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Mar 9, 2019 05:22
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hamjobs posted:My house is at 62, I'm your dad now hi dad
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Mar 9, 2019 05:50
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el dorito posted:hi dad Hi son how was your day
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hamjobs posted:Hi son how was your day it’s fine can I go to james’ house, we’re gonna
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el dorito posted:it’s fine Ok but first I gotta tell you a half hour long story that turns into a dad joke about nam
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hamjobs posted:Ok but first I gotta tell you a half hour long story that turns into a dad joke about nam ok but first I’m gonna go overheat a hot pocket and try to eat it immediately without burning myself it’s the fastest way to keep warm someone is using all the phone megabytes again but it’s not me because I’m not the one streaming netflix on the schoolbus
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I feel so excluded for not knowing what temperatures you are talking about.  Boiling water at 100 degrees now though, take that thermostat! |
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*good friends from Arizona visiting, a bit miffed at how cold it is in the house* hey, do you think we could turn up the heat a bit? *dad appearing out of nowhere with 2 oversized Lacoste sweaters* you think im made out of money? ---------------- |
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Goons Are Great posted:I feel so excluded for not knowing what temperatures you are talking about. Awww. Poor GAG. It's simple, really. And it helps if you keep an adding machine on your desk. Faherenheit to Celsius (or Centigrade) is (F-32)/9*5 Celsius (or Centigrade) to Faherenheit is (C*5/9)+32 See how easy? Oh, and 5/9 is 056 and 9/5 is 1.8
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Awww. a FIVE to nine conversion ratio? really?  we need a measurement system based on funnier numbers, stat |
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Can't we all just use Kelvin instead? It's foreign for everyone of us and the conversion is always quite easy!
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Goons Are Great posted:Can't we all just use Kelvin instead? It's foreign for everyone of us and the conversion is always quite easy! *screaming from my man cave , pausing the Blu-ray of band of brothers * Kelvin did you touch the loving thermostatttttt ---------------- |
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Mr Kelvin Candy
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He touched the thermostat and reduced everthing by 273 degrees
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Goons Are Great posted:He touched the thermostat and reduced everthing by 273 degrees The Ultimate Chill Zone
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hamjobs posted:Hi son how was your day AAAaahhh! You're not my real dad! He never spoke that many words to me in any single month in my entire life!
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Robot Made of Meat posted:AAAaahhh! You're not my real dad! my dad will talk to you if you want, he tells me hi good morning do you want some coffee and a bowl, or hey i made pancakes for you, do you want some peanut butter anyone and everyone is welcome to borrow The Good Dad, also i really need a break because sometimes he's an old man about things and needs explaining. like today i explained the chromecast four times in a row without crying about having to repeat myself because he goldfishes.
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