Knuc U Kinte posted:

Nice irony op. I really believed that you’re hype as heck for these normie pandering cinematic turds. gently caress you.

ol yeller posted:

woah, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed 😂

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Nice irony op. I really believed that you’re hype as heck for these normie pandering cinematic turds. gently caress you.

goferchan posted:

Assbags, hey? What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to mean? Are you calling us a pair of trousers? Or perhaps you're implying that we're some sort of colostomy bag? That's interesting, considering colostomy bags are generally used to collect waste products, not all that dissimilar to the barren wasteland known as your skull.

Here's a thought: I'll talk about what I goddamned want, when I goddamned want, you tone policing little fag. Did you actually believe that your whiny bullshit would change anything? Anything at all? Maybe it's served you well before, when you chastised your downy binrat oval office of a mother for getting the wrong flavour of cereal from Walmart. After all, snookums gets what snookums wants. Maybe that's where you got your little sheriff's badge from, too. But of course, as you've made abundantly clear, that's not the only mistake she's ever made -- nor the most useless thing that your family has ever pulled out of a box.

It is entirely reasonable to discuss the movie -- namely Detective Pikachu -- that was the progenitor to the Nintendo Cinematic Unicerse, in a thread about the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. I know you're not too bright, so at this point I'll mention that progenitor means something that came before something else. Before you arrive at the wrong conclusion, no, this does not mean that the denizens of the local truck stop were a progenitor to your father, even if the drifters and drivers may have arrived at climax inside your whore of a mother. In this context, came actually means something else entirely.

With all that being said, it was good of you to stop by to collect an rear end loving. And on Mother's Day, no less. I'm sure she'll be delighted at such a thoughtful gift, a timely reminder of pleasant memories from her youth. And if she ever loses it, then all she'll need to do is look at her turd of a son.

You really thought of everything.

goferchan posted:

Assbags, hey? What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to mean? Are you calling us a pair of trousers? Or perhaps you're implying that we're some sort of colostomy bag? That's interesting, considering colostomy bags are generally used to collect waste products, not all that dissimilar to the barren wasteland known as your skull.

Here's a thought: I'll talk about what I goddamned want, when I goddamned want, you tone policing little fag. Did you actually believe that your whiny bullshit would change anything? Anything at all? Maybe it's served you well before, when you chastised your downy binrat oval office of a mother for getting the wrong flavour of cereal from Walmart. After all, snookums gets what snookums wants. Maybe that's where you got your little sheriff's badge from, too. But of course, as you've made abundantly clear, that's not the only mistake she's ever made -- nor the most useless thing that your family has ever pulled out of a box.

It is entirely reasonable to discuss the movie -- namely Detective Pikachu -- that was the progenitor to the Nintendo Cinematic Unicerse, in a thread about the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. I know you're not too bright, so at this point I'll mention that progenitor means something that came before something else. Before you arrive at the wrong conclusion, no, this does not mean that the denizens of the local truck stop were a progenitor to your father, even if the drifters and drivers may have arrived at climax inside your whore of a mother. In this context, came actually means something else entirely.

With all that being said, it was good of you to stop by to collect an rear end loving. And on Mother's Day, no less. I'm sure she'll be delighted at such a thoughtful gift, a timely reminder of pleasant memories from her youth. And if she ever loses it, then all she'll need to do is look at her turd of a son.

You really thought of everything.

goferchan posted:

Assbags, hey? What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to mean? Are you calling us a pair of trousers? Or perhaps you're implying that we're some sort of colostomy bag? That's interesting, considering colostomy bags are generally used to collect waste products, not all that dissimilar to the barren wasteland known as your skull.

Here's a thought: I'll talk about what I goddamned want, when I goddamned want, you tone policing little fag. Did you actually believe that your whiny bullshit would change anything? Anything at all? Maybe it's served you well before, when you chastised your downy binrat oval office of a mother for getting the wrong flavour of cereal from Walmart. After all, snookums gets what snookums wants. Maybe that's where you got your little sheriff's badge from, too. But of course, as you've made abundantly clear, that's not the only mistake she's ever made -- nor the most useless thing that your family has ever pulled out of a box.

It is entirely reasonable to discuss the movie -- namely Detective Pikachu -- that was the progenitor to the Nintendo Cinematic Unicerse, in a thread about the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. I know you're not too bright, so at this point I'll mention that progenitor means something that came before something else. Before you arrive at the wrong conclusion, no, this does not mean that the denizens of the local truck stop were a progenitor to your father, even if the drifters and drivers may have arrived at climax inside your whore of a mother. In this context, came actually means something else entirely.

With all that being said, it was good of you to stop by to collect an rear end loving. And on Mother's Day, no less. I'm sure she'll be delighted at such a thoughtful gift, a timely reminder of pleasant memories from her youth. And if she ever loses it, then all she'll need to do is look at her turd of a son.

You really thought of everything.

malibu anime posted:

someone link the original please holy cow haha

goferchan posted:

Assbags, hey? What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to mean? Are you calling us a pair of trousers? Or perhaps you're implying that we're some sort of colostomy bag? That's interesting, considering colostomy bags are generally used to collect waste products, not all that dissimilar to the barren wasteland known as your skull.

Here's a thought: I'll talk about what I goddamned want, when I goddamned want, you tone policing little fag. Did you actually believe that your whiny bullshit would change anything? Anything at all? Maybe it's served you well before, when you chastised your downy binrat oval office of a mother for getting the wrong flavour of cereal from Walmart. After all, snookums gets what snookums wants. Maybe that's where you got your little sheriff's badge from, too. But of course, as you've made abundantly clear, that's not the only mistake she's ever made -- nor the most useless thing that your family has ever pulled out of a box.

It is entirely reasonable to discuss the movie -- namely Detective Pikachu -- that was the progenitor to the Nintendo Cinematic Unicerse, in a thread about the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. I know you're not too bright, so at this point I'll mention that progenitor means something that came before something else. Before you arrive at the wrong conclusion, no, this does not mean that the denizens of the local truck stop were a progenitor to your father, even if the drifters and drivers may have arrived at climax inside your whore of a mother. In this context, came actually means something else entirely.

With all that being said, it was good of you to stop by to collect an rear end loving. And on Mother's Day, no less. I'm sure she'll be delighted at such a thoughtful gift, a timely reminder of pleasant memories from her youth. And if she ever loses it, then all she'll need to do is look at her turd of a son.

You really thought of everything.

goferchan posted:

Assbags, hey? What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to mean? Are you calling us a pair of trousers? Or perhaps you're implying that we're some sort of colostomy bag? That's interesting, considering colostomy bags are generally used to collect waste products, not all that dissimilar to the barren wasteland known as your skull.

Here's a thought: I'll talk about what I goddamned want, when I goddamned want, you tone policing little fag. Did you actually believe that your whiny bullshit would change anything? Anything at all? Maybe it's served you well before, when you chastised your downy binrat oval office of a mother for getting the wrong flavour of cereal from Walmart. After all, snookums gets what snookums wants. Maybe that's where you got your little sheriff's badge from, too. But of course, as you've made abundantly clear, that's not the only mistake she's ever made -- nor the most useless thing that your family has ever pulled out of a box.

It is entirely reasonable to discuss the movie -- namely Detective Pikachu -- that was the progenitor to the Nintendo Cinematic Unicerse, in a thread about the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. I know you're not too bright, so at this point I'll mention that progenitor means something that came before something else. Before you arrive at the wrong conclusion, no, this does not mean that the denizens of the local truck stop were a progenitor to your father, even if the drifters and drivers may have arrived at climax inside your whore of a mother. In this context, came actually means something else entirely.

With all that being said, it was good of you to stop by to collect an rear end loving. And on Mother's Day, no less. I'm sure she'll be delighted at such a thoughtful gift, a timely reminder of pleasant memories from her youth. And if she ever loses it, then all she'll need to do is look at her turd of a son.

You really thought of everything.

goferchan posted:

Assbags, hey? What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to mean? Are you calling us a pair of trousers? Or perhaps you're implying that we're some sort of colostomy bag? That's interesting, considering colostomy bags are generally used to collect waste products, not all that dissimilar to the barren wasteland known as your skull.

Here's a thought: I'll talk about what I goddamned want, when I goddamned want, you tone policing little fag. Did you actually believe that your whiny bullshit would change anything? Anything at all? Maybe it's served you well before, when you chastised your downy binrat oval office of a mother for getting the wrong flavour of cereal from Walmart. After all, snookums gets what snookums wants. Maybe that's where you got your little sheriff's badge from, too. But of course, as you've made abundantly clear, that's not the only mistake she's ever made -- nor the most useless thing that your family has ever pulled out of a box.

It is entirely reasonable to discuss the movie -- namely Detective Pikachu -- that was the progenitor to the Nintendo Cinematic Unicerse, in a thread about the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. I know you're not too bright, so at this point I'll mention that progenitor means something that came before something else. Before you arrive at the wrong conclusion, no, this does not mean that the denizens of the local truck stop were a progenitor to your father, even if the drifters and drivers may have arrived at climax inside your whore of a mother. In this context, came actually means something else entirely.

With all that being said, it was good of you to stop by to collect an rear end loving. And on Mother's Day, no less. I'm sure she'll be delighted at such a thoughtful gift, a timely reminder of pleasant memories from her youth. And if she ever loses it, then all she'll need to do is look at her turd of a son.

You really thought of everything.

goferchan posted:

Assbags, hey? What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to mean? Are you calling us a pair of trousers? Or perhaps you're implying that we're some sort of colostomy bag? That's interesting, considering colostomy bags are generally used to collect waste products, not all that dissimilar to the barren wasteland known as your skull.

Here's a thought: I'll talk about what I goddamned want, when I goddamned want, you tone policing little fag. Did you actually believe that your whiny bullshit would change anything? Anything at all? Maybe it's served you well before, when you chastised your downy binrat oval office of a mother for getting the wrong flavour of cereal from Walmart. After all, snookums gets what snookums wants. Maybe that's where you got your little sheriff's badge from, too. But of course, as you've made abundantly clear, that's not the only mistake she's ever made -- nor the most useless thing that your family has ever pulled out of a box.

It is entirely reasonable to discuss the movie -- namely Detective Pikachu -- that was the progenitor to the Nintendo Cinematic Unicerse, in a thread about the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. I know you're not too bright, so at this point I'll mention that progenitor means something that came before something else. Before you arrive at the wrong conclusion, no, this does not mean that the denizens of the local truck stop were a progenitor to your father, even if the drifters and drivers may have arrived at climax inside your whore of a mother. In this context, came actually means something else entirely.

With all that being said, it was good of you to stop by to collect an rear end loving. And on Mother's Day, no less. I'm sure she'll be delighted at such a thoughtful gift, a timely reminder of pleasant memories from her youth. And if she ever loses it, then all she'll need to do is look at her turd of a son.

You really thought of everything.

EmmyOk posted:

Lmao at both posts. Can't belive the original is from 2018

Bicyclops posted:

someone link to the larry king interview where he tries to make hedgehog sounds

goferchan posted:

Assbags, hey? What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to mean? Are you calling us a pair of trousers? Or perhaps you're implying that we're some sort of colostomy bag? That's interesting, considering colostomy bags are generally used to collect waste products, not all that dissimilar to the barren wasteland known as your skull.

Here's a thought: I'll talk about what I goddamned want, when I goddamned want, you tone policing little fag. Did you actually believe that your whiny bullshit would change anything? Anything at all? Maybe it's served you well before, when you chastised your downy binrat oval office of a mother for getting the wrong flavour of cereal from Walmart. After all, snookums gets what snookums wants. Maybe that's where you got your little sheriff's badge from, too. But of course, as you've made abundantly clear, that's not the only mistake she's ever made -- nor the most useless thing that your family has ever pulled out of a box.

It is entirely reasonable to discuss the movie -- namely Detective Pikachu -- that was the progenitor to the Nintendo Cinematic Unicerse, in a thread about the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. I know you're not too bright, so at this point I'll mention that progenitor means something that came before something else. Before you arrive at the wrong conclusion, no, this does not mean that the denizens of the local truck stop were a progenitor to your father, even if the drifters and drivers may have arrived at climax inside your whore of a mother. In this context, came actually means something else entirely.

With all that being said, it was good of you to stop by to collect an rear end loving. And on Mother's Day, no less. I'm sure she'll be delighted at such a thoughtful gift, a timely reminder of pleasant memories from her youth. And if she ever loses it, then all she'll need to do is look at her turd of a son.

You really thought of everything.

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd3_k-OF_aU

SciFiDownBeat posted:

anxiously awaiting the announcement of the tie-in video game based on the hit film Detective Pikachu

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It’s already out and it’s called Detective Pikachu for the Nintendo 3DS. Topic Locked.

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd3_k-OF_aU

malibu anime posted:

asking for real i may just be retarded but did someone edit and cut the conversation, like splice some relevant parts together? it seems weird to me like they keep cutting each other off and doesnt feel like a natural conversation at all lol. maybe its obviously cut down and condensed but it im running onlike 30 hours of sleep and its weirding me outnthat i cant tell. thanks

sincerely,
a dumbass lol

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It’s already out and it’s called Detective Pikachu for the Nintendo 3DS. Topic Locked.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Holy gently caress.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It’s already out and it’s called Detective Pikachu for the Nintendo 3DS. Topic Locked.

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