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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i remember a goon that hunted pigs with a drone, but i think he ended up hunting people with the drone later on, i didn't follow the thread

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if i go to jail in my game so far, it has always crashed while waiting out the prison sentence. so i'm not allowed to go to jail

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

CarlCX posted:

i'm just tuning in, how did they humiliate EC3 this time

Had him come onto Mandy.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Kofi's new get up is the best thing in the world

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Power Windows posted:

Had him come onto Mandy.

and it was like nothing, it was like a little dribble came out, it was embarrassing

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Did I accidentally turn on Smackdown? What is this?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
From 2018 Royal Rumble winner to 2019 B-PPV kickoff show.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Power Windows posted:

Had him come onto Mandy.

god, that whole round of NXT callups is such a weird trainwreck

The way they've used EC3 is low-key one of the most inexplicable talent wastes they've ever done

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What's going on with the Kofi storyline? I just tuned in because I forgot this would start so drat early with DST.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Drew McIntyre posted:

and it was like nothing, it was like a little dribble came out, it was embarrassing

I was hoping someone would do this

thank you

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Dango Bango posted:

What's going on with the Kofi storyline? I just tuned in because I forgot this would start so drat early with DST.

Well apparently the McMahons have summoned him to their office about the WWE Championship match, and we have yet to know what that's about. probably a screwjob in some form.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Why the gently caress are they putting a promo over this match?

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I thought they ditched the promos mid match during the Pre Show

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Dango Bango posted:

What's going on with the Kofi storyline? I just tuned in because I forgot this would start so drat early with DST.

He almost beat Bryan for the title but came up short, a couple weeks ago he was supposed to sign a contract to rematch Bryan at Fastlane but Vince came out in the middle of it, said he wasn't a main-event dude and replaced him with Kevin Owens, but Owens is a face who's just sort of nonplussed by the whole thing rather than in on it

also Owens is currently being portrayed as a family-loving everyman and his new finisher is the stone cold stunner

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Oh Fastlane is tonight? I had no idea.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Silly Burrito posted:

Oh Fastlane is tonight? I had no idea.

don't worry, neither did they

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Remember how Shinsuke made Rusev accidentally injure Lana at RR and cause her to lose her rumble spot and now they're best buds?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Auritech posted:

Remember how Shinsuke made Rusev accidentally injure Lana at RR and cause her to lose her rumble spot and now they're best buds?

All heels are friends.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

CarlCX posted:

Owens is currently being portrayed as a family-loving everyman and his new finisher is the stone cold stunner

The finisher of family-loving whitebread babyfaces the world over.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Miz Dad is going to hit Miz with a chair and make them lose the match

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Power Windows posted:

The finisher of family-loving whitebread babyfaces the world over.

Everyone's finisher should be the stunner.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Miz' WM match should be him vs. Shane with Mizdad on a forklift

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Owens is actually using Disco Inferno's Chart Buster, and they keep calling it wrong.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Auritech posted:

Remember how Shinsuke made Rusev accidentally injure Lana at RR and cause her to lose her rumble spot and now they're best buds?
Lana is keeping their tenuous relationship together, it was explained.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lol THE BIG DOG'S RETURN is main evening this show isn't it

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I did not know Woods could do that.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXw-N3tuni0

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
this is really going a while for a preshow match

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
that match was not good

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

uncurable mlady posted:

this is really going a while for a preshow match

Every New Day match has at least 4 false finishes.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

uncurable mlady posted:

this is really going a while for a preshow match

they had originally planned two preshow matches and changed it to one at the last minute, so they probably had to fill extra time

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I'm pausing an episode of Citations Needed to watch this poo poo so it'd better be good. :colbert:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Look at this panel of losers

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Drew McIntyre posted:

that match was not good
Definitely awkward. I hope Nakamura/Rusev can gel but they're clearly not so far. Plus, they're a tag team so they won't be given time.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

What if it was called Guytations Needed and it was just for the fellows

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Who's that little bearded weirdo on the panel?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


BGrifter posted:

I'm pausing an episode of Citations Needed to watch this poo poo so it'd better be good. :colbert:

Is it good, I need more podcasts to listen to :3

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

That DICK! posted:

What if it was called Guytations Needed and it was just for the fellows

what if what was called that

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

You

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
It's crazy that Vince wouldn't want Christian's face on his programming but he keeps booking Sam Roberts.

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