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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Fastlane (2019) is an ongoing professional wrestling pay-per-view event tha
 
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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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Payton reminds me a little bit of Dawn Marie with that hair color.

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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I wouldn't be surprised if the US title changes hands at least 2 more times between now and WM, setting up another ladder match

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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Why didn't Bryan throw the title into a recycling bin? There is a lot of precious metal on that belt that could be recycled instead of thrown into a landfill

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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I thought they ditched the promos mid match during the Pre Show

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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a 25 minute detour on PPV between the women's match and the tag title match.

Good god... so glad I just skipped over all that.

Anything notable happen in those backstage interviews or that Kofi match?

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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Nilbop posted:

Why the poo poo-rear end gently caress is the Shield the main event who gives a ratty gently caress about the Shield

So we can just turn the show off after Flair/Lynch.

I prefer it this way

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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I hope she reveals this stupid limp was faked

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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And then she lands and jumps right on her knee

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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They managed to make every single person look bad in that segment.

Ronda being an idiot and giving her worse chances of winning at wrestlemania
Becky winning by DQ with a bad leg
Charlotte not being able to beat somebody with a bad leg

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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Dave: it looks like Lacey is going to be feuding with Elias now.

Edit: Plans change.

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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Julio Cruz posted:

that was the most :effort: way to start a Mania feud ever

One year, Benoit came out the Monday before Wrestlemania and basically said “I’m not doing anything, you’re not doing anything. Let’s have a match at Wrestlemania” to Angle

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
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Was there anything redeeming in that main event?

I just can't be bothered to sit through another PPV match that should be on Raw

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Fastlane (2019) is an ongoing professional wrestling pay-per-view event tha