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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Fastlane (2019) is an ongoing professional wrestling pay-per-view event tha
 
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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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hahahahahahaha

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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loooooooooooooooooooooool

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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Why is Vince loving Kofi over? Why did he give Owens the title match? Why is Owens a face? What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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That DICK! posted:

the storyline is very simply Vince playing a “you and these FANS don’t tell me what to do!” Thing And you’d have to be some sort of idiot, or baby, to not understand that.
hmmm considering i'm watching Wwe perhaps i'm...both?

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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I like to pretend the ring announcer is introducing Ricochet as being from "Pee-doo-doo" Kentucky.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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bradzilla posted:

Bobby Roode's music sucks so much
It sounds like a bad Foxy Shazam song (they're all bad) and I've never understood why anyone thought it was good.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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R-Truth's "What's Up" is the WWE entrance theme version of "Beer" by Reel Big Fish in terms of how much mileage has been gotten out of it.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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Three Amigos is disrespectful to the Guerrero legacy but nobody mentions the namesake of the Gory Special.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Yo I'm drink but this match loving rules
yeah it's really good

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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Dango Bango posted:

You guys missed Sam Roberts calling out Rey's style being "Tranquilo"
Sam's hair style is "Recedo"

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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looooooooooooooool tamina almost got knocked off the apron because she was standing in the way of nia running the ropes

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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Why did they cross the line? Beth hit first.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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fuckin what

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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So the heel champion has to face two opponents appointed by his heel boss and they're both faces. Got it.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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Le Saboteur posted:

I forgot AJ Styles was still around tbh
then, now, forever

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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cole just reiterated a point about ambrose that he'd scoffed at like two hours ago when corey mentioned it.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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"the most important thing we have is relationships" cole says as renee sits silently.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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Chris James 2 posted:

Their original run: Nov 2012 - June 2014

Reunions: 2017, 2018, 2019
oh my god

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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The reason Shield were so good before was because they were trucking legitimate teams and not just thrashing cans, right?

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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ambrose and rollins are setting up crazy spots like from the old matches y'all remember.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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IDONTPOST posted:

whys this match so long they didnt even do the OOOOOAAAAAH thing yet
save that for the encore.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

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the amount of swearing in that last segment was tremendous.

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