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CarlGustav
Nov 11, 2013
Dear Goons! Longtime lurker here. I finally found something SA-worthy that I can't wait to share with you.

ImageNet is the largest annotated image database in the world and is used by computer vision systems worldwide to train algorithms or identify objects. Examples of applications are cars driving on their own to surveillance cameras. These data sets are usually not very reliable and "racist", for example by setting white skin as the normal case and therefore recognizing black people as monkeys, keyword Algorithmic Bias.

Trevor Paglen has now programmed an ImageNet roulette with which you can have your own images or webcam snapshots classified by ImageNet. According to ImageNet I am a newsreader or alternatively a "bufferer". Both are true. Obama is a rape suspect (uff) and Trump is an ex-president (right), an elder statesman (wrong) and a protectionist (right). Angela Merkel is Queen Mother (hmm). Jordan Peterson is surprisingly recognized as an academic, Slavoj Zizek as "Beard", which doesn't mean facial hair with Image-Net. Spiderman is a cheerleader and cheerleader porn is Batman. In my world (and Image-Net's) it all makes sense, actually, somehow.

Enough talk! Get going and upload terrible images right now: https://imagenet-roulette.paglen.com/

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Mordekai
Sep 6, 2006

Salt in the wound eases the soul.
Maybe the AI is right about all this?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
well i guess it works?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
wait here we go

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
blackamoor

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Did they program this thing with racist 19th century etchings or what

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
can we talk about the space walker for a minute?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i'm not posting it but it tagged my picture as:

absconder: a fugitive who runs away and hides to avoid arrest or prosecution
person, individual, someone, somebody, mortal, soul > bad person > wrongdoer, offender > principal > criminal, felon, crook, outlaw, malefactor > fugitive, fugitive from justice > absconder

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i'm not posting it but it tagged my picture as:

absconder: a fugitive who runs away and hides to avoid arrest or prosecution
person, individual, someone, somebody, mortal, soul > bad person > wrongdoer, offender > principal > criminal, felon, crook, outlaw, malefactor > fugitive, fugitive from justice > absconder

Your picture as in your av or yourself irl. Or are they, like me, the same thing

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Microeconomics expert. I'm an accountant.....so it's not too far off. But that's not something that you'd know from seven year old picture of me in a t-shirt.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug


it's treason then.

von Vicious
Apr 2, 2015

I'M A GINGER BABY WwwWWaaAaAhhH!!!

The Clash


Stuart Hall

von Vicious fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Mar 13, 2019

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I bet this guy is gonna get loads of hate mail from people who don't understand what the tool he wrote does, or where the classifications originate. The little warning he put on the page there isn't going to make a blind bit of difference.

von Vicious
Apr 2, 2015

I'M A GINGER BABY WwwWWaaAaAhhH!!!

Mordekai posted:

Maybe the AI is right about all this?



is it?

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018


:thunk:

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high



I concur

von Vicious
Apr 2, 2015

I'M A GINGER BABY WwwWWaaAaAhhH!!!

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

:eyepop:

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer


It succesfully made two identifications:
coal miner, collier, pitman: someone who works in a coal mine
traitor, treasonist: someone who betrays his country by committing treason

Colorfinger
Feb 5, 2001

pretty accurate

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von Vicious
Apr 2, 2015

I'M A GINGER BABY WwwWWaaAaAhhH!!!

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Trevor Paglen is an awesome artist. I talked with him a little when he was in town for an exhibition opening on his surveillance photos.

http://www.paglen.com/?l=work&s=limit

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

the many aspects of Kevin "Fragmaster" "Bowen"






I hear there was someone else in the movie too, I guess



BONUS: You can get it to call white people rape suspects too! (Lowtax please do not ban me for finding out the truth about your empire of lies)



BONUS BONUS:

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
sheep: a timid defenseless simpleton who is readily preyed upon

:saddowns:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This is extremely upsetting.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
The G-Man off of Half-Life is a "young buck, young man: a teenager or a young adult male"

Im starting to think this thing is not very reliable

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja


a person who amuses others by ridiculous behavior

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Sites down for me, or y'know maybe its this lovely rear end NordVPN I was duped into buying thanks to somethingawful.com and lowtaxes con artistry. :argh: THIS VPN BLOWS. THREE YEARS TO GO.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe


...???

Here is an idea for a game: find a sequence of pictures you can feed it so that each picture's category describes the next picture in sequence (and the category for the last picture describes the first)

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
:siren: Images you upload to this thing may be visible to other users. :siren:

If you upload an image with transparency, you will see other users' images where the transparency is. I am guessing this is because it doesn't clear the bitmap it works with between processing different people's images.

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