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So a few years back our forums Overlord Lowtax promised goons VALUABLE, EXCLUSIVE SPACESHIP JPEGS in exchange for giving the forums our hard-earned blood money. Fast-foward to today and what do we find out? It was all a lie. Instead of investing our kickstarter cash in developing the finest spaceship art a forums webmaster could produce, it turns out that Lowtax selfishly-squandered our investment on life-saving neurological surgeries; an act so vile it makes the embezzlement scams of OUYA seem honest and ethical in comparison. With the SA coffers pillaged to support one man's insane desire to have a functioning nervous system, it seems as though the good-natured goons of this website will never see the rocketship png's they rightfully paid for... BUT SCREW THAT! While Dear Leader's project assets may never see the light of day, I've discovered a widely-available program that anyone can use to produce spaceships similar in quality to the concepts that Lowtax's development team promised: MSPaint. Don't believe me? Check out this spaceship jpeg that I alone produced without a multi-million dollar design team...all from the comfort of my own desktop:  Syd Mead School of Spaceship Design: Take a gun and put it in space With this technology found in desktops everywhere, you too can create the space-faring vehicle that you deserve! I'll make more for posters in this thread, but let's also see the unique, artistic vision of other goons as they create spaceships of their own! ALSO PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO LOWTAX'S WELL-BEING AND SOMETHING AWFUL! In case you didn't notice, Richard has had further medical complications that are threatening to disintegrate his already-non-existent bank account, and by association, this website! In addition to the usual avatar purchases and re-regs, you can also give to SA via: The Gaming Garbage Youtube Channel: https://user/lowtaxico/about The Gaming Garbage Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GamingGarbage The Gaming Garbage Twitch Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/gaminggarbagelive Direct Donations through the SA store: https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php
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ah the majestic hognaught
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Mar 14, 2019 03:27
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As a leading authority on spaceships, I predict that the after launching cars into space, the next big thing for corporations will be convertible spaceships, featuring spacious open-air cockpits for maximum comfort and visibility: Look at how much fun that skeleton family is having!
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Galaxander posted:ah the majestic hognaught  so majestic....
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can someone make me a spaceship of my cathead
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Mar 14, 2019 05:20
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Can’t believe I fell for two completely different spaceship scams...
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Beet Wagon posted:Can’t believe I fell for two completely different spaceship scams... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovocT91G1ww
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Miss posted:A bunch of original, non-derivative spaceships I can't wait to purchase these jpegs in the next smash-hit space simulator!
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Mar 14, 2019 10:37
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 BEHOLD THE ART OF A TRUE MASTERI eat crayons.  
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Mar 14, 2019 10:49
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In the dark heart of the universe, a sinister vessel roams the void, hunting for the innocent and naive...
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Zyla posted:can someone make me a spaceship of my cathead 
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 If you can't tell I used a reference image for the ship
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ChickenHeart posted:In the dark heart of the universe, a sinister vessel roams the void, hunting for the innocent and naive... lol. "tough little ship"
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I've been meaning to buy an av to support the spine fund but I can't think of anything. Next spaceship is it.
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Mar 15, 2019 00:21
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I did not trace this
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Why is this spaceship so thicc
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Mar 15, 2019 00:48
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rabbotic posted:Why is this spaceship so thicc Admiral, my Galaxy-class starship is dummy thicc, and the clap of it's nacelles keeps alerting the romulans
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Mar 15, 2019 01:04
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rabbotic posted:I did not trace this Thank you I love it
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ItsDisposable posted:Thank you I love it  Glad to be of service
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Mar 15, 2019 01:11
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Everybody wants to be the hero spaceman flying the big ship with all the giant lasers and missiles, but most goons end up having to pilot the lovely little option satellites that soak up enemy fire:
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ChickenHeart posted:In the dark heart of the universe, a sinister vessel roams the void, hunting for the innocent and naive... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4c-M4MP0GE
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Mar 15, 2019 05:01
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yeah but can these render in cryengine
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Mar 15, 2019 05:25
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 deign not to affront the Excludiator Frog-Star
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Mar 15, 2019 05:40
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 We're going in. We're going down
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Mar 15, 2019 21:57
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TO BOLDLY GAPE WHERE NO MAN HAS GAPED BEFORE 
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I'm making a high effort 3D spaceship at the moment but I'd feel embarrassed to post it among this genuine art.
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It's life, Jim. But not as we know it.  Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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