GarfieldEats: I have returned to what I love; cereal boxes and coloring

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

DoombatINC posted:

Hmmm *sifts through a giant Garfield shaped employee guide* a ha, I think I have a cassette tape that'll help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWFhqQvYTw

Love me. Feed me.

Don�t leave me.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2019 04:10

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:22

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I can�t believe they messed up the lasagna. Garfield would be ashamed right now if he were still alive.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2019 11:52

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Telephones posted:

I never truly believed in the concept of soulmates until I saw this photo.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2019 21:30

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

This restaurant will be kept afloat solely by crazed Garfield superfans.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 13:27

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tato posted:

Looks like they're already losing faith in the Garfield orange sauce. Jon's 'special' marinara is the new hotness.

How much dog cum is in each cup?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 20:08

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Thots and Prayers posted:

Just wait until Odie's Alfredo

I hear Jon loves it.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 00:36

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Partycat posted:

I�ve never seen a dirty Garfield cartoon

Let me tell you about Jon�s obsession with a certain dog excretion...

# ¿ Oct 31, 2019 02:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Unless you can recycle the box to hold tissues I don't see the loving point.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2019 18:46

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pastry of the Year posted:

It's this, this is the one thing that will save GarfieldEats from failure, eating Jim Davis's meaty pepperoni in the shape of a cartoon cat's head.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 23:05

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

What Nathen really needs is an expert in the pizza business to help him run his company. And there happens to be a disgraced chain founder with plenty of time available...

# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 16:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mimesweeper posted:

He sure is rich as hell for a dumb at business guy who drew a bland comic.

That's the thing, he's very smart at business which is why the comic is so bland.

GarfieldEats is a failure, but its very existence reminds everyone that Garfield exists and here we are, talking about a bland comic strip mascot through no effort from Jim Davis. It's not like he's the one sinking money into this insanity, after all.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 22:46

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

mediaphage posted:

The new location is a block away from two dispensaries...

GolfHole posted:

so is the old one

And you're all saying Nathen doesn't know what he's doing.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 13:42

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Holy poo poo this reply

https://twitter.com/thot4goon/status/1239764176538484736

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 10:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

His main audience seemed to be �Crazed Garfield fans� that traveled halfway across the world to eat Garfield�s head and drink official Garfield-brand dog cum, and this pesky COVID thing is ruining that. It�s probably also �hurting� the launch of his new store.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 01:53

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Steve Jorbs posted:

He's posted a new one. Can't wait until someone tips off Viacom/PAWS about his screeds while he's got their names plastered over everything he does.

I was inspired.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 16:15

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

CodfishCartographer posted:

He's STILL going

so am i

# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 22:46

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Let he who hasn�t opened a restaurant based on their favorite newspaper comic cast the first stone.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 22:21

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

After eating your Garfield pizza head you can recycle the box into cardboard goggles to see hidden chemtrails.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 01:31

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

GarfieldEATS: The world's most trusted news source.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 20:03

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I trust #Garfield.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 01:36

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Is Jim Davis single

# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 21:32

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Nathen is going to reach his breaking point soon, and I'm starting to get worried about his sanity and the future of GarfieldEATS.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 10:03

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The Garfield Eats rear end

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 20:25

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I can't wait to feed Nathen on #Zoom and have it stay on #Zoom.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 23:44

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

At least ask him when GarfieldEATS will start serving dog cum.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 01:31

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Did anyone ever record it, sounds like it went as everyone expected.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2020 16:32

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Big Lasagnas

# ¿ May 22, 2020 19:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

To be fair, Donald Trump makes Donald Trump look like a pauper.

I'm curious to see if Nathen will start expanding beyond Garfield-themed cuisine. There's so many merchandising opportunities available for cartoon cat-themed content!

# ¿ May 22, 2020 20:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

GolfHole posted:

update: sign says "open", theres a guy inside wearing mask + a hairnet behind the counter looking bored, and there are zero customers in sight

business as usual

Thank God

# ¿ May 23, 2020 01:36

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

It's telling that I cannot tell whether or not the account was hacked or this is an actual tweet by Nathen.

Either way this owns.

# ¿ May 31, 2020 22:51

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

CodfishCartographer posted:

I believe it was a black square with poorly-photoshopped garfield eyes over it, saying "Garfield supports BLM" or something similar.

A simple #blacklivesmatter

I guess that was too political for Jim Davis.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 21:06

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Garfield Eats Pig

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 10:40

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

#lovemefeedmedontleaveme

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 10:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

the photoshop job on his face is giving me uncanny valley

Does this help

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 11:33

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I hope ScoobEats returns in the same building that GarfieldEats was in before it was FREED.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 00:57

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

There's a half-dozen lines that could be new thread titles but I'm particularly fond of "Let landlords be landmonsters."

# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 21:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Lt. Cock posted:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 15:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I wanted to make the rest but couldn't find a comic I could fit the text into. Go figure a comic strip isn't usually as wordy as Nathen's brand of word salad.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 20:46

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

He loved me, and fed me, but then he left me. :smith:

# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 07:01

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:22

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Since GarfieldEats is dead, I propose gold mining this thread and starting a new one for ScoobyEats.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 17:21

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