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Pastry of the Year posted:Food & Wine did a Garfield Eats writeup This was amazing, thank oyu
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Scarfaccino First you get the lasagna, then you get the power, then you get the women
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Jon is dating Liz. Their celebrity couple name is Jiz
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Thank you, thots and prayers, for creating a much needed reminder of why the uber-rich should not be in charge of anything Truly the lord's work
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Not only that, it seems he plagiarized it: https://www.facebook.com/1604551814...30985904356799/ http://archive.skoll.org/2008/08/15/youth-an-asset-or-a-liability/
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I hate when people do that. You want to help the homeless? Hire some homeless, you've got jobs to give! Promising to change the world, as long as it is on someone else's dime is self-serving and borderline grift
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Good news, Capitalism, you fall under the "immune" category
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It's so interesting how growing up with all your needs met and never being held responsible leads to people being so blind to morality that they will actually use a world crisis killing thousands to promote their business. Reminds me of another guy I know (and you have heard of, too, probably) who just has no qualms with breaking a bunch of laws while complaining that his rights are always being violated.
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To be honest, "#our #Garfield #GarfieldEats #customers #are #staying #home" is a decent way to spin, "we never had any customers."
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Need a pizza for your tissue box?
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I think that, not unlike entergagement, Nathan has just combined two words to make "jikes." Unfortunately, both of the original words are slurs for Jewish people. A firm pushback on the war on Christmas.
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One year of Air Supply
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To me, it’s “I must be naturally good at something. After all, I was gifted everything.” Naturally good at business? Nope Maybe naturally good at being funny? Maybe. Because the alternative is you actually have to do hard work to be good at something, and that can’t be true because I didn’t do any work and was gifted everything.
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My only friends are cartoon characters. I had to pay licensing fees to even post them I complain that I have a headache from having too many friends.
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Hashtag new
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“Margins are the devil’s work!” says owner of failed business
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:The central concept of Arabiolosis to convert from feeling species to thinking species (or was it other way round?) is extremely dumb. Those things are not mutually exclusive to any species, and you don’t just stop one of those behaviours to increase your XP for the other one. I question to what degree Nathen thinks or feels sincerely about anything. There’s a failson angle and a failed businessman angle and I feel like both have got to be weighing heavily on the psyche. False: He successfully converted from failson species to failed businessman species. Success!
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LMFMDLM is the worst KMFDM cover band
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What is it with the name Dooby and questionable hot dog sales?
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Frank Frank posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1382373545657909249?s=20 Wait, his twitter is really @ Nathe Mazri?
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More like plamdemic
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I too wish to get in on the big cash cow that is "saving the world"
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smellmycheese posted:Maybe it’s his special Hot Oprah Sauce
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Both in my mouth at the same time, but I can't Is an interesting quotation when taken out of context https://images.app.goo.gl/Rf44rktvxTWubHHL8 Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Apr 26, 2021 |
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Qine Edit: dammit
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Urban trees are under harsh stress from people turning them into a tray for the failson version of Lunchables.
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pseudanonymous posted:This is from a reddit thread making fun of Nathan: Only narcissists trying to sock puppet themselves have this much to say about anyone. When I want to write about someone I truly admire, it's "she saved my son's life, " or "they worked hard to provide for me what their parents didn't" or "they have amazing children and do so much for our community." Not, "here's 18 paragraphs about how amazing
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As a dude who cooks... anyone bragging about making a decent-tasting sauce is outing themselves as a basic cooking noob. Anyone who fails to cook a decent sauce is just... find a new hobby and stop calling your current hibby a career
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Eh, Thots and Prayers is one of my all-time fav posters, so I'm gonna consider this effort good until I am brutally, mercilessly shown to be wrong.
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Five Nights at 'Fieldy's
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Easy mistake; one was a male actor in his 60s enjoying a hamburger, while the other was enjoying acting like a male Hamburger in the 40s This thread is loving POPPIN lately
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God he's so greasy: Oh Big Bird's tweeting about getting vaccinated to spread awareness that kids can now get immunized against one of the all time deadliest modern diseases? Better call out BULLSHIT so I can work in a plug about how great Garfield is in case it means I can sell another frozen lasagna for a few dollars of profit. Like, you dont by any means gotta hand it to them, but anti vax grifters actually, like, make money off their grift. He's just going "beep boop if I act super against mainstream medicine I will automatically get paid because I see others doing it and getting paid!"
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I've seen three men turn to prostitution for cocaine and I'm gonna see a fourth friday night behind the bar
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Behold (words). This book has words you guys! Must recco based on that alone.
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Thanks @gretathurnberg is the hardest I've laughed itt, and I've been here since it was about an app
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It's like "my car broke down. Thanks #5thguyfromtheleftinthesecondrowoftheSgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBandalbumcover"
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The problem is all these stupid old people. <proceeds to blame arbitrary event on a 19-year-old>
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SRQ posted:is there a sparknotes for this because i started a few pages ago and waht the gently caress.
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