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Drink-Mix Man posted:The #artisanal GarfieldEATS frozen Big Cow #Lasagna #recipe started in #UK 🇬🇧 from Peterborough where @nathenmazri visited the city back in 2016 working closely with renowmed chefs and local farmers, who understood taste buds and food from various cultures. I literally took this photo in Peterborough 
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necroid posted:yeah I think that every country plays heavily on this, maybe Asahi and Kirin are the exception? they taste ok to me but they're also relatively more expensive 
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mediaphage posted:what do you bet he’s only ever watched the “realistic” garfield movies and like never seen the cartoon one of the most entergaging features of the GarfieldEATS app was that you could watch episodes of the cartoon while you waited for your food afaik on the other hand, that's no guarantee Nathen watched them lmao
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Lt. Cock posted:Michelle needs to read the loving Garf Manual for fucks sake. She needs to leak it
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Imagine being the poor soul paid to sing that GarfieldEats song Also of course Nathen is the kind of person who wears airpods all the time
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LadyPictureShow posted:To me, it reads like an unsettling message you come across in a Silent Hill game. mods please rename thread The Garfield Eats App: Meat Never Dies
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Also the fact that he only seems to have the one suit and it’s that loud orange one that only makes sense in the context of Garfield. Didn't he get a Scooby suit at some point? I may be misremembering E: yes https://www.instagram.com/p/CJq81G-Jp8Z/?igshid=177wxct8mx7pw It's even worse Peanut Butter fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Feb 22, 2021 |
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Blue Moonlight posted:If you zoom in you can see that the lapels on his shirt appear to have the same whiskers as his Garfield suit. The logo looks weirdly flat too, and the colour looks wrong. The plot thickens PoPcornTG posted:gently caress me, suck me don't cuck me. 
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In about ten years when irony comes back in fashion I'm going to open NathenEats
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Disco Pope posted:Well, just got a flier through from my local fried chicken place and it looks like they're offering Jimmy Neutron themed kids meals. I dont know how young the licensee is, however. He's just parking the licence for CarlEATS
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reignofevil posted:Somehow we're glossing over that if you live in Ontario I'm pretty sure I heard him offer to prep and drive these mystery meals directly to your door. For the love of god someone please do the needful Also lmao at the idea of making Nathen drive 8 hours across Ontario to deliver a single cartoon branded meal
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Well What Now posted:Does Garfield still eat? Garfield Ate
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wait so is scoobyeats not even a restaurant?
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Scooby’s Dog House quick someone start a fundraiser
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"D-don't have a Big Cow, man"- Shaggy
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So I've been following this saga since the beginning and have always taken it for granted that this is all 100% sincere and real and bizarre, but... now idk. Nathen is such a perfect parody of a creepy startup CEO trying to sell his personal brand. Garfield has been a surrealist meme since before GarfEATS even opened. Plus, what do we actually know about Nathen beyond vague information he's released himself? What I'm saying is, GarfieldEATS is an inside job and Paws Inc. is responsible.
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my dog died im sad posted:I think I found the perfect gift for Mother's Day "Rooby-rooby-roo." Lmao
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not a bot posted:Farm to plate, rear end to mouth.
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Blue Moonlight posted:“Kitchen-made tomato sauce.” tit2mouth
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Meat sells..... but who's buying?
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Repsotting like gently caress rn   It's either going to be a new restaurant altogether or like, just big cow lasagnas again but now you can get them in Québec and Manitoba or something.
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An orange life full of daisies and I thought my poetry was bad 
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Knormal posted:So what did he announce? There's nothing since the meeting invite on the socials. I tried to sign up for this with my burner email and a fake name but apparently I don't have permission. Does anyone?? 
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Has anyone seen the latest Insta post? Live deleting of ScoobyEATS posts. ScoobyEATS was an inside job imo.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:WHO IS THIS FOR The Entergaged, i.e. us
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BigBadSteve posted:A furry. And there's a trapdoor in the rear end area. I eat rear end, Jon. It's what I do.
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Nathen's really screwed the pooch (and hosed the cat)
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Sex sells... but who's buying? Honestly I can't believe how this thing keeps getting more and more stupid.
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:I bet Nathan is jealous Chris Pratt will be Garfield and not him He said as much in his Insta story today (yesterday?)
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:I need to step outside, I don’t like Nathan/Garfield living rent free in my mind Sounds like something a landmonster would say
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Non-potable Garficcinos
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Disco Pope posted:I imagine the license for off-putting, square-jawed Scottish cow-pie conisseuer and "The Dandy" mascot Desperate Dan is pretty cheap, and his DC Thompson stable mate Oor Wullie is already licensed to at least one fish and chip shop, so this could be a new chapter. If he moves to Scotland to start Desperate DanEATS I'll be first in line 🙏
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Joined the discord and have never been more entergaged in my life
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BigBadSteve posted:Go on. It's mind-boggling, I don't know how to describe it. It's like a parallel version of this thread where Nathen's posting his nonsense and everyone is humouring him while pointing out how absurd it all is. Maybe. 
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