FactsAreUseless posted:

[the opening to 2001 but with a giant printer]

DogonCrook posted:

Thrak eat mushrom and fall down in heat. Mushrom still good?

dee eight posted:

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Secret cave paint storys: Consult trusted shaman if want chop dick off

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Me eat mushrooms grow on foot rag on cave floor.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Old shaman way eat magic mushroom:
catch deer, but NOT kill deer, keep deer in cave
feed deer mushroom instead of eat mushroom
when deer piss drink deer piss
let go deer.

mushroom deer piss give shaman powers and not get sick! :cave101:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Poster not drink mushroom pee, not enlightened like other cavemen

Grevling posted:

Me no like thread. Lack realistic palaeolithic vocabulary.

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

*types in a series of grunts and whistles*

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

*is Neanderthal*

* talks in super hosed up high pitched voice*

SniperWoreConverse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM

dee eight posted:

av look like contemplate bad choice but conclude not give zug zug

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Smart not real

Idea come from spirits not "smart"

Hihohe posted:

Is no change in good and evil,

You ugg, you zug

Who What Now posted:

Me become shaman of cave for get strong. Me said eat only chewy white part meat and bird rocks. Me banish all who say this not make strong from cave. Now me chest hurt.

Paladinus posted:

E: All counting rocks are gone! Me die when winter come now!

Doppelganger posted:

I shat myself while hunting a mammoth, now I'm the tribe chief.

Paladinus posted:

Touched the big black rock today. Can talk now and make tools and poo poo. A really hosed-up experience, guys, don't ever do that.

BigBadSteve posted:

ftfy

SniperWoreConverse posted:

brain just make eyeballs and mouth move, me not get why people think ideas in brain. Ideas come from spirits.

tiger bite thakk brain him ok most time

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

You not make so many cave writings, oog think. Lurk in cave more.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

me not trust "writing" me stick with paint
writing have bad magic in, beside everyone get paint no problem. who get writing? if get writing probably care about pointless brain too.

dee eight posted:

mountain tribe man name Honk maked good music
next Honk not maked good music
three times Honk after maked good music again


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here music mountain tribe gorg jone


well me pull outta lascaux rolling down that olduva gorge
i got my aurochs wound up and he runnin like never before
there's a tarpit ahead alright
and there ain't a saber tooth in sight

six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight

me got ten sharpened sticks and a big old mammoth hide
me eat them little red nuts and eyes stay open wide
me just go by gnu and maybe wildy beest too

six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight

it six moon since zug zug cavegirl ooh ooh
i could zug my aurochs but me not do like you
i no reach without rock on to stand
so i just use two hand

six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight

(break for banging sticks on rocks and rocks together)

zug you and dead tribe is out on hunt tonight
they kill my auroch and me too my meat they bite
but no scare my trail i hide
i go through swamp at low tide

six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight

my aurochs old but he still run fast fast fleet
if he no run he know me kill and eat
i see a hill my cave other side
now i feel good inside

six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight

six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight

alpaca diseases posted:

Cave mate fall asleep in sweatlodge- found him mushrooms. can take?

Grevling posted:

Me have idea. You give five handfuls of berries every moon, me tell story make fun of big chief around fire. You give 10 handfuls of berries me make you funny loincloth.