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Jim assassinates Dwight, but makes it look like a lone Creed. Mose starts putting the pieces together...
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Jim swaps Dwight’s keyboard with a slightly smaller one that causes numerous typos.
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Apr 1, 2019 18:20
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Marry Dwight.
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Jun 14, 2019 03:28
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Jim drinks beet juice at his desk. He acts like he’s always done this, and insists Bret juice is his favorite drink to an increasingly suspicious Dwight.
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Jul 1, 2019 19:17
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Gay Weed Dad posted:- After a series of staged pranks Jim goads Dwight into a winded racist and homophobic screed aimed at a baffled Michael
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Jul 1, 2019 19:52
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Jim changes the numbers on Dwight’s phone pad so that they count downward, which is the opposite of what he’s used to. The next day, he switches Dwight’s pens with his paper drawer. All week, he pulls minor pranks, all centering on this mirroring and switching theme. That weekend, Jim is troubled by strange dreams. He frequently wakes soaked with sweat, until Pam’s soft snoring soothes him back to sleep. Suddenly on Monday morning, the awful truth hits him. It all floods back: he isn’t Jim. The real Jim kidnapped him months ago and used a combination of brainwashing, subliminal messaging and plastic surgery to swap places with him. He is a living lie, an abomination. Dwight mugs the camera.
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Jul 7, 2019 01:45
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Dwight dies muttering “Rosebud” alone in his empty mansion. Flashback to Dwight’s youth, where a young Jim lets Dwight ride him like a sled down the hill, with the word “Rosebud” written on his side
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Mar 23, 2020 21:04
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Jim takes over the high class restaurant managed by Mose. His oafish behavior leads to frequent confrontations with its staff and customers; while Pam meanwhile catches Dwight’s eye as he partakes in his nightly plate of beets. She carries on an affair with him nightly with the help of the restaurant staff until Jim tortures their location from Mose. Enraged, he kills Dwight by force-feeding him beets and leaves Dwight’s body to be discovered by Pam. The next night, Jim is forced at gunpoint to eat Dwight’s body, which he does while gagging until Pam kills him, spitting the epithet, “Cannibal!”
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Mar 23, 2020 21:26
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Jim is the Priest-King of Dunder-Mifflin. He is a tyrannical king who works his people to death and takes what he wants from them. He kills the young men at will and uses the women as he pleases. The people of Dunder-Mifflin cry out to the gods for help so that they can have peace. The gods create Dwight, a hairy wild man who lives in the wilderness with the animals. Later, after becoming friends, they journey to the edge of the earth to find a plant of eternal youth. Jim, however, connives to have the plant stolen. Dwight weeps, and Jim comes to understand that friendship is the most important thing in life.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:51
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Jim and Dwight experience a bizarre transporter accident that combines them into a single new entity: Dwim. Dwim slowly learns to adapt to life at Dunder-Mifflin until Tobey figures out a way to separate them again. Dwim is horrified at the suggestion and says that doing this would murder him. He screams and cries for help from the employees that he has grown to know but they look impassively on as Michael, arms sternly folded, orders Dwim to be dragged down into the warehouse for the procedure.
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Mar 25, 2020 15:20
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Jim creates a sophisticated data mining algorithm that he uses to predict the precise times Dwight will have to use the bathroom each day, and ensures that the janitor’s schedule closes the men’s room just before each session. Jim is clever enough to alter the schedule, even anticipating moments when Dwight will suddenly alter his previous pattern. This goes on for months.
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Mar 25, 2020 18:36
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Jim makes homemade valentines cards for everyone in the office, except for Dwight.
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Mar 25, 2020 21:25
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Jim cannot prank Dwight for weeks or months because they are both ordered to work from home during the Scranton COVID-19 outbreak.
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Mar 26, 2020 16:55
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Jim rides across the warehouse on a forklift, running it into pallets of paper products that he insistently claims are “giants”. He demands that Dwight follow him as a sales trainee. Jim insults the foreman of the warehouse, leading Roy to soundly thrash Dwight. Don Jim mugs the camera.
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Mar 27, 2020 01:12
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Jim gives Dwight the entire collection of anime except it’s whichever translation Dwight doesn’t like
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Mar 20, 2021 15:26
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Dwight starts reliving the same day over and over again, a la Groundhog Day. He comes to work, sees the date is April 23 and Jim plays a dumb prank on him by putting a Whoopi cushion on his chair. The rest of the day proceeds as normal, except Dwight wakes up on April 23 again. Dwight fields calls and orders from the same six customers, day in, day out. Pam sneezes at exactly 3:14 every time. Sometimes Dwight arrives early to catch Jim putting the Whoopi Cushion on his chair, sometime he switches it with Jim, reversing the prank. But it doesn’t matter, everything resets and the day repeats. Eventually Dwight comes in and tries to kill Jim, who reveals that he has been coaching everyone to act the same for weeks, and hiring a suite of actors to play as Dwight’s “customers”. Dwight’s real customers haven’t heard from him in weeks, and he’s missed several major orders. Jim mugs the camera.
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Mar 22, 2021 01:22
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Jim buys a Thunderbird that is just a little nicer than Dwight’s car and parks next to him every day. Jim lords it over him by revving the engine after work.
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Mar 22, 2021 16:34
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Jim travels back in time to frame Dwight’s father for the murder of his mother, causing Dwight to grow up with no parents and a quest to prove his incarcerated father innocent for a crime he didn’t commit
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Mar 22, 2021 17:25
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Jim to chair a office Dwight prank going by shovel Jim. Round Dwight the Jim under and below office chair unknowingly. The of under snowshoes mountain as in below falling buries paper and Jim horror Dwight screams. Mugs camera Jim the.
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Mar 22, 2021 20:34
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Applewhite posted:Jim leaves a post-it note on Dwight's monitor reminding Dwight that Star Wars: the Last Jedi is canon and that the Holdo Maneuver retroactively ruins all previous Star Wars films. Whoa, hey can we reign these in a little? Absorbing Dwight’s soul to the netherworld is one thing but this makes me uncomfortable to read
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Mar 25, 2021 17:00
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As punishment for his feckless, disloyal betrayal of Dunder-Mifflin by taking a job at Staples, Jim punishes Dwight to spend eternity riding endlessly hither and th other, buffeted by the winds
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Mar 27, 2021 19:27
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Jim mugs the camera every time Dwight takes a sip of coffee, leading Dwight to take increasingly outrageous measures to stop Jim from “poisoning” him.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:04
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Jim replaces Dwight’s mouse with a left-handed mouse and reverses the left/right click functions. Dwight is initially confused, but Jim tells him that, so far as Jim can remember, Dwight was always a lefty. All the pens and pencils are of the “lefty” no-smear variety. Dwight thinks that this is just another dumb prank until he looks at Jim and sees the part in Jim’s hair is on the other side. Pam answers the phone, “Miffler-Dunder, this is Dawn.” A little concerned, Dwight calls “Michael?!” Ricky Gervais walks out of the manager’s office.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:33
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Every time Dwight sneezes, Jim says “Balloon-tight,” and convinces him that it’s the correct pronunciation of “Gesundheit”. Pretty soon, everyone in the office is saying “Ballon-tight.”
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Mar 28, 2021 00:45
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Jim has a third child and names his new son “Dwight.”
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Mar 28, 2021 00:49
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Jim challenges Dwight to a hot dog eating contest, and brings in Kevin as a ringer. Despite a heroic effort, Dwight faints just before beating Kevin on his 34th hot dog
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Mar 28, 2021 00:51
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A trio of apparent children dressed in black rags that cover their faces and bodies enter the office one day. They sing a strange song of eerie melody and indecipherable language, dropping dead flowers as they skip past the front desk. Lights dim as they pass, office plants wither and blacken. Stanley vomits into his wastebasket when they get close. They circle the office, and nobody has the will to move or speak. They end their song as they reach Dwight, and with terrible swiftness seize him with unnaturally strong hands. The three demon children wrestle Dwight to the ground, where they tear into his flesh and eat chunks raw, ripping organs and eyes and tongue with horrible aplomb. Finally Dwight’s screams cease and he lays in tattered pieces, dead. The children begin to wail; and blood, the blood of Dwight, begins to ooze from where their mouths and eyes should be. The blood pours with fury, and with each gallon of blood the rags shrink and collapse in on themselves until there are nothing but three piles of empty rags on the ground, floating in pools of blood, surrounding Dwight’s corpse. Jim mugs the camera.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:57
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Jim convinces Dwight to keep out any “wedding crashers” that might show up at Phyllis’s wedding. He gives Dwight a guide to security and liability release form, which Dwight dismissively signs without reading. When he first sets foot in the Scranton Second Methodist Church, a wave of nausea overtakes Dwight and he collapses to the ground. In a confessional cutaway, Jim reveals that the “liability release” was actually a contract binding the signer’s soul to the unholy Sabbatical Goat, Baphomet. Upon entering a sacred place, Dwight is cursed and soon dies. Without the grace of salvation, his soul never enters the light of heaven and he is tortured endlessly.
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Mar 28, 2021 01:14
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Jim buys a custom-made mug on the internet that features a picture of himself at the gym, mugging the camera. Dwight, furious with Jim's timewasting nonesense, throws the mug to the ground, smashing it into a million pieces. Jim sues Dwight for property damage, but under seal, so that all evidence must be viewed in camera, i.e., in the courthouse. Dwight, furious at his wasted time, sorts through the miscellaneous spurious evidence presented by Jim to "bolster" his claim. Suddenly, Dwight pauses and reaches slowly into the evidence box, then picks up something and raises it up to show the camera. In camera, Jim's gym mug mugs the camera.
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Mar 28, 2021 22:46
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Jim helps Dwight quit and start his own rival office-supply chain. Things spiral out of control when, due to Dwight’s incredible work ethic and dedication to customer satisfaction, the Dwight Schrute Paper Company and Beet Farm begins to take customers from Jim at Dunder-Mifflin. Eventually, Dwight poaches all of his customers and Jim is fired. He reluctantly takes a job at the only place he is qualified: the Dwight Schrute Paper Company and Beet Farm. He works under barely better than slave labor conditions until eventually being laid off in the merger with Staples that makes Dwight a multimillionaire. Jim wanly mugs the camera, a single tear rolling down his face.
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Mar 29, 2021 18:52
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Jim sends a card to Dwight that says “Dwight, I care about you and respect you. You are my best friend, my loyal defender, and my trusted confidant. I will always be there for you. Your pal, Michael.” When Dwight broaches the subject, Michael is confused and annoyed. Dwight is crushed. Jim smirks in the background.
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Mar 29, 2021 20:07
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Dwight can tell that Jim has been feeling stifled lately, possibly full blown depression. Jim is losing weight, having trouble concentrating, and seems sad for days on end. Pam’s wedding date is getting closer, and Dwight knows that it’s clearly bothering Jim. Jim’s problems compound, and he’s missing his sales numbers, he’s been drinking more than he should, and starting to sink into compounding depression. One day, Jim comes in late and smelling of booze. After a few minutes, he sees Dwight thumbing through a catalogue of spy tools. Jim convinces Dwight to buy a pair of x-ray glasses for him, and when they arrive, Jim pretends that they really work. He acts shocked at seeing Dwight naked, and Dwight runs into the break room yelling for Michael. Jim mugs the camera, a small smile on his face. In confessional, Dwight reveals that he knew the whole time x-ray glasses don’t work. He just wanted Jim to feel better.
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Mar 29, 2021 23:25
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Jim calls Dwight a “tankie” for insufficiently failing to join in the dogpile with everyone in the office against Kelly when she is outed as a TERF
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Apr 1, 2021 22:46
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Jim convinces Dwight to enter a land war in Asia
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Apr 2, 2021 00:31
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Jim is put on the Party Planning Committee and the first birthday to come up is... Dwight's! He puts the minimum effort possible into planning the party, forgetting about it until someone asks if they're doing anything for Dwight's birthday literally the day before. He then rushes out an email, and that evening goes to the market to buy some soda, tiny plates, and disposable forks. He forgets to buy cups. The party is from 10:45 - 11:15, since nobody had any time on their schedules, and half of it is spent trying to find enough mugs to pour out the grape soda. The cake is a store-bought sheet cake that says "Happy Birthday" and has decorations for children, making it uncomfortably obvious to everyone that almost no effort, thought, or care was put into the party. Dwight's feelings are mildly hurt.
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Apr 2, 2021 01:11
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Jim convinced Dwight that he'd be a great DJ. Dwight looks silly while seriously sampling beats in front of a live crowd at a kickin' dance club.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:47
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poisonpill posted:Jim convinced Dwight that he'd be a great DJ. Dwight looks silly while seriously sampling beats in front of a live crowd at a kickin' dance club. Also, Dwight gets COVID from his night at a dance club. Jim mugs the camera.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:47
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After blowing a big sale by not being “real” enough, Michael (with unhelpful goading by Jim) decides to “toughen up” the office. He re-adopts his Prison Mike persona, and, again with Jim’s prodding, eventually forms the “Scranton Streetz”, a pastiche of Michael’s imagination of what a street gang would be like. Michael, Andy, and Jim (ironically), roam the halls and intimidate their coworkers. Andy sings Still Dre Day a cappella. Dwight feels left out, and desperately wants to joint the “gang”, but Michael demurs, saying he isn’t tough enough. Jim eventually convinces them to “jump Dwight in”, and Andy unleashes his years of pent up anger by savagely beating Dwight. Dwight becomes a member and accompanies them on a sales call to a tough client. But Jim convinces Dwight to take it too far, and Dwight threatens the client. They are all thrown out. Jim consoles a dejected Dwight. He tells him that he can still make it up. “If you can’t sell, in this gang, you steal. Get your money.” Dwight is torn between loyalty to the law and loyalty to Dunder-Mifflin. Finally, he relents. Jim convinces him to take the wallet of the closest civilian, and points subtly toward the cameraman. While Dwight mugs the camera, Jim mugs the camera.
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Apr 3, 2021 13:10
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Jim encases Dwight’s stapler in jello
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Apr 4, 2021 15:17
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Jim claims that Kid Rock is his favorite music, and starts playing it constantly out of his tinny computer speakers. He plays Kid Rock day in, day out, for months.
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Apr 5, 2021 03:42
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