Fun pranks for Jim to play on Dwight

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

- Jim dresses as a bandit with a big bag with a dollar sign on it and spends the day slowly reaching for things on Dwight's desk and putting them in the bag

- Jim begins to wear a silly hat that he knows Dwight dislikes. when Dwight complains, Jim insists that he is not wearing a hat

- Jim stares directly at Dwight as he runs a knife across his own chest, drawing blood. Jim licks the knife

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 08:58

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:00

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

- Jim leaves the office through a door that is not there. He sings Dwight's name from the space between spaces. Dwight looks and looks for Jim in every room, but Jim simply is not there.

- When Dwight least suspects it, Jim kicks him in the dick.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 09:04

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

- Jim glues Dwight's face to his rear end

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 09:05

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

- Dwight paints a tunnel on the wall and Jim simply runs through it as if it were a real tunnel.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 09:07

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

- Dwight's teeth begin to fall out. The doctors tell him he has very severe radiation poisoning. Jim smirks at the camera.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 09:11

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

- Dwight comes in and all of his stuff is gone. Jim tells him it is in the desert. Furious, Dwight drives to the desert. Jim, in an interview, explains that Dwight's stuffis not in the desert.

- When Jim comes in, he pulls a stapler encased in jell-o out of his desk and accuses Dwight of putting his stapler in jell-o. Dwight has no idea what he's talking about, of course, because Jim put his own stapler in the jell-o, a play on when he played this prank many times on Dwight. Jim begins to berate Dwight, calling this pointless, childish behavior. Jim calls Dwight a smirking bully who plays mean pranks on his awkward coworker for no reason other than his own sick amusement. Dwight, taken aback, asks Jim if he's okay. Jim, now near tears, demands to know why Dwight can't just say that he's sorry, why he can't just grow up, why does he have to hurt people? "Insecure! Worthless!" he spits, "You should have did them all a favor and just jumped that night in Havana, you son of a bitch!" Jim spins and furiously throws the jello stapler at the wall, hard enought to break the stapler and send the jell-o splattering outward. "gently caress!"Jim screams, tears now running down his face, and punches his desk, putting a dent into it and bloodying his own knuckles. He storms out of the room, frustrated curse words escaping in a low rasp from his throat.

Cubone fucked around with this message at 18:23 on May 4, 2019

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 09:34

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

- Jim replaces all of the papers in Deight's desk with papers that are seemingly identical but have a few important values imperceptibly changed. Soon, Dwight is swamped with phone calls from irate customers. The company places the blame for the ensuing crisis squarely on Dwight, as well as the thousands of dollars it costs to fix it. Jim doesn't even laugh.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 09:53

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

- Jim sedates Dwight and gives him a better haircut than the one that he has. Dwight is torn between feeling violated and enjoying his cool new haircut.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 10:02

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Jim hires an actor to pretend to be a ghost and follow Dwight around. Dwight becomes obsessed with the idea that he must lay the spirit to rest, and begins solving every unsolved case in Scranton's history.

Several lose ends in murder cases cause him to discover the existence of a serial killer he dubs "The Dollman", who preys on children because he himself never mentally grew out of adolescence. As Dwight refines the profile he begins to understand that the Dollman could only be one man - Michael Scott. Inviting him over to the farm under the guise of playing paintball, Dwight comes to terms with the fact that he may have to kill his boss if he refuses to cooperate. When Michael arrives at the farm his usual joyful fa�ade falls away and he admits everything, thanking Dwight for finally "letting the world see the genius of Michael Scott". He gives Dwight a map showing him where the dozens of murdered children were buried, a taped recording of his confession, and a photo album which Michael warns Dwight not to view if he values his innocence.

Michael then shoots himself in the head, closing the case of the Dollman forever.

The entire time the actor is going "WoooooOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOO!" and making it really hard for Dwight to concentrate.

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

Jim makes a series of threatening prank calls to other local businesses while wearing Dwight's clothes.

Applewhite posted:

Jim traps Dwight in a labyrinth that goes on forever.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 19:01

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

A Fancy Hat posted:

She smiles and Dwight sees that her teeth are filed down to sharp points. She points and the kids open their mouths to show they also have the filed down cannibal teeth. They start to run for the front door, screaming and laughing.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Instead, he exposes a bundle of wires and hoses, one of which begins spraying oil like a sliced artery. Dwight looks at the carboard robot head in his hands, realizing that it's actually a super advanced robot.

Applewhite posted:

Jim is the last to be transformed, he laughs as his body turns into clay from the bottom up. He mugs the camera just as his face becomes immobilized in clay.

Tato posted:

As his corpse falls to the ground, he unwittingly clicks off one last photo. It ejects from the camera and flutters down, landing on his bloody remains.

Jim is in the picture, smirking.

FilthyImp posted:

Jim gets gravely serious, asking Dwight to consider the plight of the noble cuckoo.

A Fancy Hat posted:

He reaches for the doorknob, only to pull his hand back when he feels a cold, slimy substance. Jello? Who would put jello around the doorknob?

I'm hollerin

Cubone fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Mar 19, 2019

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 18:11

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

this was a good thread, I liked it a lot

# ¿ May 4, 2019 18:27

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Dwight sits in a darkened room, watching a tape on a small CRT monitor
in the tape, he, Dwight, takes a jello stapler out of his desk, angrily says something to Jim, and furiously stomps off to tell Michael
the camera zooms expectantly on Jim, who's left sitting at his desk. he doesn't mug the camera. he doesn't react at all. he doesn't even blink.
Dwight glances at the camera filming him now
"I don't know," he says, "I don't know..."
he rewinds the tape a few seconds and lets it play again, shaking his head

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 18:43

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Who What Now posted:

Jim moves Dwight's stapler so that it faces south instead of south by southeast and the resultant disruption of feng shui causes Dwight to poo poo his pants

lol

# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 19:05

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

jim loses a bet and has to lick dwight's balls but instead he kisses them

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 00:47

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Dwight enters the bathroom and sits down on the toilet with a newspaper and begins quietly reading it.
Jim kicks the door in with a tie tied around his forehead like a bandana and starts punching him.
"Ow- Jim- ow! What the hell? Ow! Ahh! Jim!" Dwight cries out in surprise and confusion.
Jim grabs Dwight's shirt and rips it off, tossing it aside, before running back out of the bathroom.
"Jeez! What the hell?" Dwight sighs, picking his newspaper back up, "You're losing your mind out there."
Dwight resumes reading the paper.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 18:00

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Bad Purchase posted:

Jim stops thinking about Dwight and Dwight disappears.

lol

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 04:09

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

jim puts dwight's stapler in jell-o

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 22:55

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

after being warned by the paranoid and overprotective Dwight not to get too friendly with her, Jim celebrates their tag victory over the Twin Towers by putting Miss Elizabeth up on his shoulder and parading around the ring

# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 08:11

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

jim mugs dwight's grandma

hehe

# ¿ May 6, 2021 00:38

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Who What Now posted:

Jim secretly injects Dwight with an experimental growth serum. Overnight Dwight grows to 85ft tall, but his genitals remain exactly the same size, looking non-existent on his massive frame. Jim coyly asks a Dwight what the weather is like up there, but Dwight is dead, his lungs unable to keep up with his massively increased size.

haha

# ¿ May 7, 2021 17:59

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:00

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Owlspiracy posted:

Dwight called his doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, Dwight said "Yes. When can me and my coworkercan take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

Dwight didn't bother taking a shower and neither did Jim too, so Dwight had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

Jim said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So Jim with his long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and Jim must enjoyed it..but Dwight didn't.

Jim had to wear pants, so he enjoyed minutes of going underwater. Dwight didn't take a shower and Jim didn't too.

Before Jim got into the tank, you see Jim 'pretend' to pull his hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what Jim did.

lmao

# ¿ May 12, 2021 03:47

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