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Jungle Dance

Two long lost brothers with a common enemy realize they have a unique shared ability: explosive dance techniques, literally! Jack McPain (Nicholas Cage) and John 'Bang' Gun (John Krasinski) team up in this non-stop action adventure to save their village from The Corporation. Enjoy all new compositions from Justin Timberlake and Gwen Stafani as our heros use contemporary dance in seven exotic filming locations. Coming soon!

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JIU JITSU SYNOPSIS

Every six years, an ancient order of expert Jiu Jitsu fighters faces a fearsome alien invader in a battle for Earth. For thousands of years, the fighters that protect Earth have played by the rules...until now. When Jake Barnes (Alain Moussi), a celebrated war hero and master Jiu Jitsu fighter, refuses to face Brax, the indomitable leader of the invaders, the future of humanity hangs in the balance. Injured and suffering from severe amnesia, Jake is captured by a military squad unequipped to fight the merciless intruder who have descended upon the planet. After a brutal alien attack on the military squad, Jake is rescued by Wylie (Nicolas Cage), and a team of fellow Jiu Jitsu fighters who must help him recover his memory and regain his strength in order to band together and defeat Brax in an epic battle that will once again determine the fate of mankind.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
P-Bear 3000

in this forthcoming epic scifi thriller, by acclaimed director luc besson, nicholas cage stars as eeyore, a cybernetically enhanced half donkey half man who scours the wasteland of a post apocalyptic future with his mutant pigman friend piglet (matthew mcconaughey). the two stumble upon an ancient but inexplicably sexy battle robot named P-Bear (mila jovovich) and accidentally awaken her from her thousand year slumber. the three join forces to overcome a universal threat of legendary proportions, pause to have a steamy threesome in a volcano and somehow bring peace back to a scorched and ravaged earth

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

P-Bear 3000

in this forthcoming epic scifi thriller, by acclaimed director luc besson, nicholas cage stars as eeyore, a cybernetically enhanced half donkey half man who scours the wasteland of a post apocalyptic future with his mutant pigman friend piglet (matthew mcconaughey). the two stumble upon an ancient but inexplicably sexy battle robot named P-Bear (mila jovovich) and accidentally awaken her from her thousand year slumber. the three join forces to overcome a universal threat of legendary proportions, pause to have a steamy threesome in a volcano and somehow bring peace back to a scorched and ravaged earth

Historical Wizards


In order to save the present, he must stop himself
After Kal-el (Nick Cage) overthrows the U.S. government and establishes a brutal totalitarian regime, Nick Cage (Sam Eliot) knows what his duty is. Nick Cage must travel back in time to eliminate young Nicholas Coppola (Matt Damon) before he gets his start as an actor. But will Nick Cage be able to cause his own demise?

Coming this summer Break the Cage


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

vanisher

Historical Wizards posted:

In order to save the present, he must stop himself
After Kal-el (Nick Cage) overthrows the U.S. government and establishes a brutal totalitarian regime, Nick Cage (Sam Eliot) knows what his duty is. Nick Cage must travel back in time to eliminate young Nicholas Coppola (Matt Damon) before he gets his start as an actor. But will Nick Cage be able to cause his own demise?

Coming this summer Break the Cage

Break the Cage 2

Nick Cage (Sam Elliot) barely survived from his time travel adventure in Break the Cage, now a robotic assassin N-2000 (Nick Cage) has been sent from the future to kill his son Noc Kaage (Ben Affleck). Will Noc survive? With the help of his best friend Knack (Ben Affleck also) they must learn to survive on the run using only their heads and their hearts. Coming soon.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

Break the Cage 2

Nick Cage (Sam Elliot) barely survived from his time travel adventure in Break the Cage, now a robotic assassin N-2000 (Nick Cage) has been sent from the future to kill his son Noc Kaage (Ben Affleck). Will Noc survive? With the help of his best friend Knack (Ben Affleck also) they must learn to survive on the run using only their heads and their hearts. Coming soon.

break the cage 3

(due to the lack of success of the first two installments the third movie is going straight to the scifi channel)

nick cage (gary busey) must travel though time to collect the four time stones. follow his thrilling adventures as he fights king herrod (adam sandler), napoleon (adam sandler), hitler (adam sandler), and stalin (adam sandler) before his time... runs out!

critics* are raving about sandler's ability to hand diverse roles in a single movie and declaring it "even better than "jack and jill"!"

alnilam

lol

google THIS

Break the Cage 4: Cage Free

Nicolas Cage (Michael Cera) must defeat all of his Seven Evil Former Roles (Adam Sandler) in order to date the girl of his dreams, Nicolas Cage (John Travolta in a surprise cameo).

Goons Are Gifts

Can't tell which sequel I want to watch first, but I expect both one or two prequels as well as at least one spinoff of this success story


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Goons Are Great posted:

Can't tell which sequel I want to watch first, but I expect both one or two prequels as well as at least one spinoff of this success story

As written by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson.

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