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Luvcow

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P-Bear 3000

in this forthcoming epic scifi thriller, by acclaimed director luc besson, nicholas cage stars as eeyore, a cybernetically enhanced half donkey half man who scours the wasteland of a post apocalyptic future with his mutant pigman friend piglet (matthew mcconaughey). the two stumble upon an ancient but inexplicably sexy battle robot named P-Bear (mila jovovich) and accidentally awaken her from her thousand year slumber. the three join forces to overcome a universal threat of legendary proportions, pause to have a steamy threesome in a volcano and somehow bring peace back to a scorched and ravaged earth

* # ¿ Mar 20, 2019 19:32
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 23:01
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Luvcow

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vanisher posted:

Break the Cage 2

Nick Cage (Sam Elliot) barely survived from his time travel adventure in Break the Cage, now a robotic assassin N-2000 (Nick Cage) has been sent from the future to kill his son Noc Kaage (Ben Affleck). Will Noc survive? With the help of his best friend Knack (Ben Affleck also) they must learn to survive on the run using only their heads and their hearts. Coming soon.

break the cage 3

(due to the lack of success of the first two installments the third movie is going straight to the scifi channel)

nick cage (gary busey) must travel though time to collect the four time stones. follow his thrilling adventures as he fights king herrod (adam sandler), napoleon (adam sandler), hitler (adam sandler), and stalin (adam sandler) before his time... runs out!

critics* are raving about sandler's ability to hand diverse roles in a single movie and declaring it "even better than "jack and jill"!"

* # ¿ Mar 22, 2019 23:47
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