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FlaxAxis: sup #entitlitos

hoverboard guy

this is an actual photograph of a real life person I saw right here in the great u s of a

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FlaxAxis fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 28, 2019

# ? Mar 24, 2019 01:07

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# ? Mar 24, 2019 01:10

FlaxAxis: sup #entitlitos

i don't think i quite captured how casual he was

the way he hovered that board you would think it was the way everybody does it and it's weird to use your feet anymore

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# ? Mar 24, 2019 01:15

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

The man other men wish they could be.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 01:27

Goons Are Gifts

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# ? Mar 24, 2019 01:30

vanisher

HBG: (honestly I prefer peets but I gotta use up this gift card)

# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:03

vanisher

HBG: (that dude over there is furiously sketching something on that envelope...)

# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:04

vanisher

HBG: (wouldn't it be rad if I kick flipped this hoverboard in front of those ladies over there)

# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

In a show of opposition gravity momentarily ceases to work rendering hoverboard guy momentarily a conundrum

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:08

FlaxAxis: sup #entitlitos

i have crafted an image of HBG using the finest digital rendering software known to man

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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:21

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FlaxAxis posted:

i have crafted an image of HBG using the finest digital rendering software known to man

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:28

google THIS

vanisher posted:

HBG: (that dude over there is furiously sketching something on that envelope...)

# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:03

FlaxAxis: sup #entitlitos

putting these here because I feel bad about derailing the art thread

FlaxAxis posted:

I don't feel like I'm getting any closer
this is definitely carl on a hoverboard, but hbg was...
ok, imagine if everyone rode hoverboards everywhere, like it was the primary mode of transportation
and the guy who least wanted to get off the couch had to go to the dmv or something on his day off, hungover
it was like that

FlaxAxis fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Mar 28, 2019

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# ? Mar 28, 2019 04:54

Macnult

FlaxAxis posted:

putting these here because I feel bad about derailing the art thread

these are funny and good and you didn�t derail the art thread because these count as art

# ? Mar 28, 2019 04:55

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I still can't get over hoverboard Raymundo. He actually did it! :neckbeard:

# ? Mar 28, 2019 06:02

Farecoal: There he go

FlaxAxis posted:

i have crafted an image of HBG using the finest digital rendering software known to man

pretty sure this guy is voiced by h. jon benjamin

# ? Mar 28, 2019 13:44

google THIS

HBG is going to be a big talking point of the 2020 election, like Joe the Plumber but bigger.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 16:44

FlaxAxis: sup #entitlitos

Farecoal posted:

pretty sure this guy is voiced by h. jon benjamin

thats what I'm talkin' about
here's a guy who understands the everyday american hoverboard guy

google THIS posted:

HBG is going to be a big talking point of the 2020 election, like Joe the Plumber but bigger.

unlike my opponent, you know what I'm talkin about dontcha folks

vanisher = sig champ

# ? Mar 28, 2019 18:16

Finger Prince

FlaxAxis posted:

thats what I'm talkin' about
here's a guy who understands the everyday american hoverboard guy

unlike my opponent, you know what I'm talkin about dontcha folks

Brendan. Hoverboard. Brendan check this out. Hoverboard Brendan.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 18:31

redm

FlaxAxis posted:

thats what I'm talkin' about
here's a guy who understands the everyday american hoverboard guy

unlike my opponent, you know what I'm talkin about dontcha folks

# ? Mar 28, 2019 18:32

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Gotta round it out now. Archer on a tactical hoverboard, and maybe Bob with a hoverburger?

# ? Mar 28, 2019 18:38

FlaxAxis: sup #entitlitos

Resting Lich Face posted:

Gotta round it out now. Archer on a tactical hoverboard, and maybe Bob with a hoverburger?

honestly B, I'm about pooped out. got work to do. anyone else feel free to draw whatever cartoon character you want on a hoverboard

when Farecoal said he would be voiced by H. Jon Benjamin, that was my indication that I had successfully conveyed the essence of HBG

FlaxAxis fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Mar 28, 2019

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# ? Mar 28, 2019 18:56

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Haha. Yeah I'd do them if I had the slightest shred of artistic ability but I'm more the photo-editing type. More of a science than an art.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 20:14

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Finger Prince posted:

Brendan. Hoverboard. Brendan check this out. Hoverboard Brendan.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 20:20

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