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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



this guy is PAINTING a pretty good picture of apple news

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



in his painter's jumpsuit

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Vintersorg posted:

this loving jumpsuit lol

it's a SPEED SUIT

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
great that he found time for this demo before his paintball match

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

I'm waiting for him to do something silly with the jumpsuit (like idk make a dumb flight analogy) but no I think this guy is just straight up wearing a jumpsuit

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

sportsgenius86 posted:

Apple bought Texture so this is literally just Texture moved to apple news

was texture just a copy of flipboard because it sure looks like it

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


oh animated covers eh

great for when they put hustler on

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



these are some great photos

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
jumpsuit + moonshoes in otherwise the dullest demo

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

was texture just a copy of flipboard because it sure looks like it


No. It didn't have the level of personalization that Flipboard had. It was literally just Netflix for magazines.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
magazines are good i have nothing against this. i would probably subscribe if itd reach europe before the year 3000 (we havent even gotten the normal apple news app yet lol)

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



apple jumpsuit when plz

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
god i just cannot imagine what it's like to live inside the mind of one of these execs

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

sportsgenius86 posted:

No. It didn't have the level of personalization that Flipboard had. It was literally just Netflix for magazines.

lol

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


oh boy yet another slick thing to do while on a business flight

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
apple news

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
so much to applaud for

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
lol the la times

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

how many times do you think this herb practiced this speech?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


still waiting for the sting, how much will this cost.. I bet $10 a month

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

god i just cannot imagine what it's like to live inside the mind of one of these execs

imagine that u fart cocaine so u shove your head alllll the way up ur rear end to get all the cocaine

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

god i just cannot imagine what it's like to live inside the mind of one of these execs

"so, i make $2m for reading on stage this thing PR people wrote for me"

yeah sounds real tiresom

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

god i just cannot imagine what it's like to live inside the mind of one of these execs

it's like those views from the Terminator's perspective but with potential profit margins instead of threat information.

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Binary Badger posted:

still waiting for the sting, how much will this cost.. I bet $10 a month

blammo

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



here it comes

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Binary Badger posted:

still waiting for the sting, how much will this cost.. I bet $10 a month

ding ding ding

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

okay family sharing for no extra makes this def worth it

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I sense the sting

AHA I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the only news subscription service i want is a dumb broad with a big veiny rack

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


bump_fn posted:

the only news subscription service i want is a dumb broad with a big veiny rack

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



nah

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Shifty Pony posted:

it's like those views from the Terminator's perspective but with potential profit margins instead of threat information.

lol

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

oh poo poo hockey news

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



lol gently caress the star

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

the international availability is exactly what I thought it would be lol

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


poo poo now I have to buy a more expensive App store card every month

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
lol, not just the us, but also the us of eh

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


apple pay

put your money in tim's pocket

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

i missed the first 30 minutes but apparently i didn't miss anything

rip the apple i once loved

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


so aussies are apple's bitch then

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