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Ww2 guy: the German blitzkrieg was an offensive maneuver Me: what, how rude |
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Mar 27, 2019 19:42
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Drill instructor: we are going to turn you into a highly trained war machine Me: I already know like 8 curse words I'm excited to add to that |
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Mar 27, 2019 19:46
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Rockin’ my “Make Love Not War” t-shirt under my BDUs with the shirt unbuttoned while eating a BBQ pork patty MRE with chopsticks and chugging a canteen full of Cabernet Sauvignon |
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Mar 27, 2019 19:49
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me itt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1KPRMoN3Tk |
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Mar 27, 2019 19:53
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Thousands of marines on the border of the Korean DMZ, mooning northward |
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Mar 27, 2019 22:00
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That's some snatch, that snatch-22! |
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Mar 27, 2019 22:01
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a defensive lineman is trying to hide his tears after a play is called, his line mates surrounding him and offering him comfort but he just breaks down and begins sobbing while sprinting towards the locker room, "i can't believe they'd say that about my mom..."
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FactsAreUseless posted:Thousands of marines on the border of the Korean DMZ, mooning northward |
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Mar 27, 2019 23:11
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*studying no man's land with binoculars* good god, what is that man doing to his anus |
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Mar 28, 2019 04:31
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poverty goat posted:*binoculars* ... and more importantly, why isn't he doing it to mine? |
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Mar 28, 2019 04:32
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poverty goat posted:*studying no man's land with binoculars* I don't know but I've heard tell DMZ bussy wide as hell FlaxAxis fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Mar 28, 2019
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Mar 28, 2019 05:10
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the entire Gondor and Rohan army standing at the Black Gate doing the upwards chin flick then casually pretending to fix their hair when the Eye of Sauron looks in their direction |
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Mar 28, 2019 08:32
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Me (sneezing): Achoo! Military Guy: God not bless you Me (stunned): Wow |
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Mar 28, 2019 14:52
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Defense attorney: Your honor, if I may...(does the thing where you flap your tongue between your first two fingers) (courtroom gasps) Jury foreman: Not guilty, your honor. Judge: But you didn't even deliberate-- (defense attorney starts thrusting his forefinger through a ring made by the thumb and forefinger of the other hand) Judge: Very well, case dismissed. Prosecuting attorney: drat...I guess the best defense really is a good offense. google THIS fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Mar 28, 2019 |
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Mar 28, 2019 16:41
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Dads Dip Cup posted:the entire Gondor and Rohan army standing at the Black Gate doing the upwards chin flick then casually pretending to fix their hair when the Eye of Sauron looks in their direction https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 28, 2019 17:05
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Stand-up comedians delivering your momma jokes at the enemy in a new shock and awe SNAP! campaign
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 28, 2019 17:07
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Splatmaster posted:Stand-up comedians delivering your momma jokes at the enemy in a new shock and awe SNAP! campaign |
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Mar 28, 2019 17:23
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"I dunno, I just would change my clothes before leaving the base you know? Why wear your fatigues all over town, its like they are looking for attention." Military guy: "uh, they are just clothes idiot" "Wow defensive much" Military guy: "actually..." |
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Mar 28, 2019 17:27
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google THIS posted:Defense attorney: Your honor, if I may...(does the thing where you flap your tongue between your first two fingers)
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google THIS posted:Defense attorney: Your honor, if I may...(does the thing where you flap your tongue between your first two fingers)
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Mar 28, 2019 20:16
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"ok so now for this extremely advanced level technique we're going to again apply the face paint but this time we can throw out all the greens and earth tones, we just need the black paint..."
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Mar 28, 2019 20:18
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Luvcow posted:"ok so now for this extremely advanced level technique we're going to again apply the face paint but this time we can throw out all the greens and earth tones, we just need the black paint..." |
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Mar 28, 2019 20:45
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Luvcow posted:"ok so now for this extremely advanced level technique we're going to again apply the face paint but this time we can throw out all the greens and earth tones, we just need the black paint..." |
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Mar 28, 2019 21:20
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Splatmaster posted:Stand-up comedians delivering your momma jokes at the enemy in a new shock and awe SNAP! campaign Luvcow posted:"ok so now for this extremely advanced level technique we're going to again apply the face paint but this time we can throw out all the greens and earth tones, we just need the black paint..." |
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Mar 28, 2019 21:34
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The US Marine Corps motto "Semper Fi" has been replaced with "Your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelled of Elderberries" |
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Mar 28, 2019 22:36
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Luvcow posted:"ok so now for this extremely advanced level technique we're going to again apply the face paint but this time we can throw out all the greens and earth tones, we just need the black paint..."
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Mar 29, 2019 02:02
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[sung while marching] Sound off! Horse sex! Sound off! Nazis! Horse sex, Nazis, scat porn! THAT'S RIGHT! |
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Mar 29, 2019 02:48
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smug recruit keep repeating back to screaming drill instructor "i know you are, but what am i?" while the instructor is fighting back the tears |
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Mar 29, 2019 15:41
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canyoneer posted:smug recruit keep repeating back to screaming drill instructor "i know you are, but what am i?" while the instructor is fighting back the tears (I know you are but what am I) I AM A COOL ARMY GUY |
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Mar 30, 2019 04:11
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Boss decides I've taken an offensive posture one time too many, orders an ergo eval. |
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Mar 30, 2019 04:39
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Soldier: Captain! Enemy plane incoming, it's coming straight at us! Captain: alright men you know the drill, this is what you've been trained to do. *squad of soldiers drop to the floor and spell out "gently caress off" with their bodies"*
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Mar 30, 2019 10:37
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Drill Instructor: DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY! Me (falling to the ground reaching for my wallet) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:Drill Instructor: DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
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