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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

mozilla continuing they long-standing mission to use the biggest advertising company’s dece nine figgies ad spend as a jobs program for the bay areas systems programmers

https://hacks.mozilla.org/2019/03/standardizing-wasi-a-webassembly-system-interface/

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

not much wasm with you

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm

pram
Jun 10, 2001

my bitter bi rival posted:

[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

my bitter bi rival posted:

[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm

:|

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
wasm is kinda cool tho

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

why would I use this over .net or java's bytecode?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
you want to keep your job ityool 2019?

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

akadajet posted:

why would I use this over .net or java's bytecode?

see, and raise:

https://twitter.com/solomonstre/status/1111004913222324225

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lomarf

pram
Jun 10, 2001

uhhhh

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme


https://twitter.com/tonistiigi/status/1111178669832036352

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my bitter bi rival posted:

[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
great so Node.wasm is going to be the next thing

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

my bitter bi rival posted:

[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

my bitter bi rival posted:

not much wasm with you

wasm my balls

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.

Ah, shaddap-a you face!

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Didn't this happen in a tech talk about asm.js?

E: found it

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death-of-javascript

Careful Drums fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Apr 19, 2019

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Jonny 290 posted:

you want to keep your job ityool 2019?

yes, I do, so why would I choose wasi over jvm?

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Jonny 290 posted:

you want to keep your job ityool 2019?

no.

well, at least not if my job in this scenario is wasm/wasi systems programming.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

no.

well, at least not if my job in this scenario is wasm/wasi systems programming.

the day my job because a wasm systems programmer is the day i buy a rope and hang myself.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
we already have a generic bytecode reference, just use llvm's bytecode format. make the browser compile it because why not, javascript already causes poo poo to take forever to load, why not wait for a compiler invoking, too.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
make a wasm processor that directly executes the bytecode op

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

i dont know what any of this means. perhaps it is time for me to get out of yospos

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

i dont know what any of this means. perhaps it is time for me to get out of yospos

nah you're perfect for the world of web dev

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

i told my programmer friend the other day that i like to janitor even though i cant code worth a poo poo and he was like "oh u should do devops then" lol

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

we already have a generic bytecode reference, just use llvm's bytecode format. make the browser compile it because why not, javascript already causes poo poo to take forever to load, why not wait for a compiler invoking, too.

this was pnacl and it was bad

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

suffix posted:

this was pnacl and it was bad

when has that stopped anything in webdev

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


is there even any shop that seriously runs wasm on nodejs?

my impression is that at this point you should be using java or dotnet

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

lomarf, that really tells you all you need to know about docker

and lomarf 2 at doing webasm on node, at least two layers of incompetent decision-making right there

carry on then posted:

when has that stopped anything in webdev

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Penisface posted:

is there even any shop that seriously runs wasm on nodejs?

my impression is that at this point you should be using java or dotnet

yes, and also yes

turns out there are a lot of people who loving love making terrible decisions!

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
There was something released recently in my field that involved a node.js implementation of a thing, and a coworker came up to me like, "Oh man, this is a gamechanger, right?" I had to break it to him that the answer is a huge loving "No," and that we will never do anything in loving node. They're lucky I even allow Python.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
node owns and is the future of computer!!


i bet you code web apps in php

Cosa Nostra Aetate
Jan 1, 2019

Nebulet tried to make that dream a reality (but with Rust->wasm because it was 2018), but the dev got bored: https://github.com/nebulet/nebulet

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

my bitter bi rival posted:

not much wasm with you

came here to post this

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

2013 lurker rereg posted:

Nebulet tried to make that dream a reality (but with Rust->wasm because it was 2018), but the dev got bored: https://github.com/nebulet/nebulet

wtf why does a google summer of code project have 2k stars on github

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
webassembly is the absolute worst

i don't understand why the webdev community is so determined to make the web worse at every opportunity

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
web rear end is great and the only problem is that its not .net cil

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ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
If we pile up enough bullshit on both sides we can forget that the web is a client/server architecture with responsibilities on both sides, and by putting in the 2 years it takes to become comfortable with all the frameworks we can avoid the 3 months it would have taken to acquire transferable basic knowledge of how we probably should have structured our poo poo in the first place.

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