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mozilla continuing they long-standing mission to use the biggest advertising company’s dece nine figgies ad spend as a jobs program for the bay areas systems programmers https://hacks.mozilla.org/2019/03/standardizing-wasi-a-webassembly-system-interface/
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not much wasm with you
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:28 |
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[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:28 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:42 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm :|
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 00:00 |
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wasm is kinda cool tho
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 01:40 |
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why would I use this over .net or java's bytecode?
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:02 |
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you want to keep your job ityool 2019?
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:07 |
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akadajet posted:why would I use this over .net or java's bytecode? see, and raise: https://twitter.com/solomonstre/status/1111004913222324225
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:07 |
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lomarf
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:09 |
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uhhhh
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:13 |
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pram posted:uhhhh https://twitter.com/tonistiigi/status/1111178669832036352
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 05:33 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 08:13 |
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great so Node.wasm is going to be the next thing
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:21 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:[budweiser guy voice] waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssmmmmmm
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:23 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:not much wasm with you wasm my balls
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 14:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect. What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place. Ah, shaddap-a you face!
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 15:42 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 12:03 |
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Didn't this happen in a tech talk about asm.js? E: found it https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death-of-javascript Careful Drums fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Apr 19, 2019 |
# ? Apr 19, 2019 03:27 |
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Jonny 290 posted:you want to keep your job ityool 2019? yes, I do, so why would I choose wasi over jvm?
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 04:02 |
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Jonny 290 posted:you want to keep your job ityool 2019? no. well, at least not if my job in this scenario is wasm/wasi systems programming.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 17:02 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:no. the day my job because a wasm systems programmer is the day i buy a rope and hang myself.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:04 |
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we already have a generic bytecode reference, just use llvm's bytecode format. make the browser compile it because why not, javascript already causes poo poo to take forever to load, why not wait for a compiler invoking, too.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:04 |
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make a wasm processor that directly executes the bytecode op
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:13 |
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i dont know what any of this means. perhaps it is time for me to get out of yospos
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:51 |
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:i dont know what any of this means. perhaps it is time for me to get out of yospos nah you're perfect for the world of web dev
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:55 |
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i told my programmer friend the other day that i like to janitor even though i cant code worth a poo poo and he was like "oh u should do devops then" lol
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 19:01 |
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:we already have a generic bytecode reference, just use llvm's bytecode format. make the browser compile it because why not, javascript already causes poo poo to take forever to load, why not wait for a compiler invoking, too. this was pnacl and it was bad
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 19:49 |
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suffix posted:this was pnacl and it was bad when has that stopped anything in webdev
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:22 |
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is there even any shop that seriously runs wasm on nodejs? my impression is that at this point you should be using java or dotnet
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:28 |
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lomarf, that really tells you all you need to know about docker and lomarf 2 at doing webasm on node, at least two layers of incompetent decision-making right there carry on then posted:when has that stopped anything in webdev
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:04 |
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Penisface posted:is there even any shop that seriously runs wasm on nodejs? yes, and also yes turns out there are a lot of people who loving love making terrible decisions!
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 05:32 |
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There was something released recently in my field that involved a node.js implementation of a thing, and a coworker came up to me like, "Oh man, this is a gamechanger, right?" I had to break it to him that the answer is a huge loving "No," and that we will never do anything in loving node. They're lucky I even allow Python.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:08 |
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node owns and is the future of computer!! i bet you code web apps in php
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:40 |
Careful Drums posted:Didn't this happen in a tech talk about asm.js? Nebulet tried to make that dream a reality (but with Rust->wasm because it was 2018), but the dev got bored: https://github.com/nebulet/nebulet
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:41 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:not much wasm with you came here to post this
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2013 lurker rereg posted:Nebulet tried to make that dream a reality (but with Rust->wasm because it was 2018), but the dev got bored: https://github.com/nebulet/nebulet wtf why does a google summer of code project have 2k stars on github
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:48 |
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webassembly is the absolute worst i don't understand why the webdev community is so determined to make the web worse at every opportunity
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 03:24 |
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web rear end is great and the only problem is that its not .net cil
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 03:29 |
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If we pile up enough bullshit on both sides we can forget that the web is a client/server architecture with responsibilities on both sides, and by putting in the 2 years it takes to become comfortable with all the frameworks we can avoid the 3 months it would have taken to acquire transferable basic knowledge of how we probably should have structured our poo poo in the first place.
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