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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4
if this gets gassed i will activate my botnet

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pretend i posted the tweet where its how marx travelled forward in time to steal the line "they just use your mind and they never give you credit"

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrfM711vXI

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Dolly's children's book charity is one of the few objectively good things in this country.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/

TOTAL BOOKS MAILED
116,524,568

:chanpop:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
great song writer ever , or just most class conscious songwriter ever ?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdNg_EBF1cM

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh5En5zb6PI

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Workin 9 to 5
Dolly has some big ol titties

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLluGM9G90k

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Realizing that dolly didn't get implants when she got old and rich and has just always had Tig bitties was a life changing moment

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Tig bitties

excuse you?

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
One day I got it into my head to attempt a Dolly Parton movie marathon but I couldn't make it even halfway through Steel Magnolias

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

O hell ya

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009



Tig
Ol
Bitties

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHjDV4Vwy-c

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

more like 5 am

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
and people say she's just a pair big of tits

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Christoph posted:

One day I got it into my head to attempt a Dolly Parton movie marathon but I couldn't make it even halfway through Steel Magnolias
giving up during a dolly movie marathon. pfft. sad.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

giving up during a dolly movie marathon. pfft. sad.
He ain't got time.

Y'all don't know what it's like working nine to five.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
love ya dolly!!!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Takes alotta money to look this cheap

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw

this whips honestly

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

no idea if this has already been posten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXlULkwhgrc

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

She seems like a nice lady

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

steel magnolias owns

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

paul_soccer10 posted:

pretend i posted the tweet where its how marx travelled forward in time to steal the line "they just use your mind and they never give you credit"

quote:

Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind and you never get the credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
9 to 5, yeah they got you where they want you
There's a better life, and you dream about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it
And you spend your life puttin' money in his wallet

you loving tell em, dolly

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
famous boob fetishist roger ebert on dolly parton in Nine to Five

quote:

"Nine to Five" is only a fairly successful comedy. It has some very funny moments, and then it has some major ingredients that don't work, including some of its fantasy sequences. But then it also has Dolly Parton. And she contains so much energy, so much life and unstudied natural exuberance that watching her do anything in this movie is a pleasure. Because there have been so many Dolly Parton jokes (and doubtless will be so many more), I had better say that I'm not referring to her sex appeal or chest measurements. Indeed, she hardly seems to exist as a sexual being in this movie. She exists on another plane, as Monroe did: She is a center of life on the screen.

But excuse me for a moment while I regain my composure. "Nine to Five" itself is pleasant entertainment, and I liked it

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrSphjJyGF8

Dollymania running wild!

emf
Aug 1, 2002



Making all your friends watch 9 to 5 is good praxis.

Try to watch for the moment when they realize a stoner buddy movie from 1980 is more progressive than they are.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


dolly owns

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

unironically one of the best people I've ever seen live lol

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
has she ever gone on drag race

shes the most charismatic, unique, nerve and talented person on the planet

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh thats why i was thinking of dolly i forgot i just watched this S3 episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdNg_EBF1cM

dolly go on drag race

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

dolly is a national treasure

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Dolly Parton is incredible

her catalog is so dense and her songwriting is so consistent and her voice is honest and clear and is impeccable and effortless



it's no wonder that Rhinestone was the highest grossing movie of 1984

cnut
May 3, 2016

:mamacita:

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

i grew up near dollywood

dolly parton is the matron saint of east tennessee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e-9B2Qj2yQ

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



BIG

OL


TITTIES!!

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh dman i shoudl read posts

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh drat i already read that post but forgot i had

anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE

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