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Wow. Do you hear that? That motorcycle is loud. EXCUSE ME, SIR! SIR? I REALLY LIKE YOUR MOTORCYCLE! I SAID I REALLY LIKE YOUR MOTORCYCLE! YEAH, I LIKE THE SOUND IT MAKES! IT REALLY MAKES YOU SEEM TOUGH AND VIRILE! I SAID IT...NEVER MIND! NICE BIKE, MAN!
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holy poo poo.....YOU drank ALL of those beers!? it's like the most BADASS trophy wall i've EVER seen!?? drat man... spuds mckenzie has NOTHING on you!
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Mar 28, 2019 23:05
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Oh. My. God. I am in the presence of true greatness. I don't even know how to act! Seriously, this may be the greatest thing I've ever seen! The fourth largest snow globe collection in the world?! I mean, wow!
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Mar 29, 2019 00:14
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- Luvcow
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Oh. My. God. I am in the presence of true greatness. I don't even know how to act! Seriously, this may be the greatest thing I've ever seen! The fourth largest snow globe collection in the world?! I mean, wow!
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- vanisher
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Oh. My. God. I am in the presence of true greatness. I don't even know how to act! Seriously, this may be the greatest thing I've ever seen! The fourth largest snow globe collection in the world?! I mean, wow!
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Mar 29, 2019 00:43
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Oh. My. God. I am in the presence of true greatness. I don't even know how to act! Seriously, this may be the greatest thing I've ever seen! The fourth largest snow globe collection in the world?! I mean, wow!
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Mar 29, 2019 05:32
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holy moly. this dick pic... so flaccid... so greasy... so crooked. i'm slavering to get nasty with this wiener that looks like an overbaked pilsbury croissant. great job!
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Mar 29, 2019 05:35
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- Luvcow
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holy moly. this dick pic... so flaccid... so greasy... so crooked. i'm slavering to get nasty with this wiener that looks like an overbaked pilsbury croissant. great job!
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Mar 29, 2019 07:12
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holy poo poo.....YOU drank ALL of those beers!? it's like the most BADASS trophy wall i've EVER seen!?? drat man... spuds mckenzie has NOTHING on you!
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Mar 29, 2019 11:35
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he's so intriguing i must click his "about me" page.... oh goodness... William Faulkner quotes?!? how does he plumb such depths
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Mar 29, 2019 16:58
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Wow. (whistles appreciatively) You are cynical. I mean, I thought I had met people with bleak outlooks before, but they're sunshine and rainbows compared to you. You must be so intelligent. And you paid to post on a forum, too? I rest my case.
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Mar 29, 2019 18:22
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is that Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace on your bookshelf?
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Mar 29, 2019 18:35
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You know that Socrates cave thing? Well, that's how it felt just now when you explained to me why video games are a real sport.
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Mar 29, 2019 18:55
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*struggling to breath, eyes watering as i double over dry heaving, stumbling to me feet as i try desperately to control my laughter* "your pickup truck has testicles!!!?" *collapsing on the ground as the laughter overtakes me again*
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"You don't say! Little khrystale started walking a whole two months early? Wow! I mean, she'll surely be a genius! She knows 'mama', 'dada' and 'gramma' too?! I heard Stephen Hawking couldn't even talk at her age. Right? She's going to be so smart"
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Mar 29, 2019 21:23
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no frickin way I can't believe you passed your driving test the first time! holy poo poo dude! that must put you in like *checks notes* the top 20% of drivers! that's insane dude, i hope you got a medal
e: i'm so frickin stoked for you dude
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Sir, sir excuse me, yes sir hello may I speak to you? I just wanted to say, y'know, big BIG fan of what you said and your education, I wanted to say man, when you said guys have a penis and girls have a vagina...
Just, oh my goodness bear with me I'm so flustered sorry, you followed that up with men have XY chromosomes and women have XX? Unbelievable! I NEVER would have thought you, someone whose understanding of the human reproductive system was entirely informed by a Highschool Health class you got a C in and barely paid attention in, would COMPLETELY shut down all the experts and academics and sociologists and biologists and psychologists and everything!
It's just astounding to think how right you must be and how wrong they must be. Haha yes! You're right, it's clearly a liberal conspiracy those scientists are engaged in, absolutely, totally! I'm sure everyone with credentials and clout disagreeing with you is just more proof you are right.
Well, wow, really glad I could let you know how much I appreciated your nuanced, educated opinion! I'm gonna go on Facebook right away and share a radio station page meme about men trying to get into women's bathrooms by starting expensive HRT you have to struggle with your insurance company to get and developing breasts and spending hundreds on clothes while being constantly harrassed and potentially assaulted or murdered so they could maybe stand in a bathroom with women in it for a couple of minutes!!
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[cut to Salieri reading this thread] and I knew, at that moment... that I was reading the very word of God.
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Mar 30, 2019 00:36
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Oh man you got the first comment on that YouTube video! that's so cool! I'm not cool enough to get a first post, maybe someday but man grats and you even just say first post nothing else because nothing else needs to be said it's already almost too cool
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Mar 30, 2019 20:43
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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You aren't silly looking I swear you are the scariest ging I have ever seen with inflating your stomach and looking several times you size
this is all over my shoulder because you are so scary I started running the moment you did it
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Mar 30, 2019 20:45
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N-...no way. You read the book this movie is based on? And you say the book wasn't adapted exactly, detail for infinitesimal detail, to two-ish hours of screen time? And you're really mad about it? Wow, my boxers just spontaneously transformed into panties, just so they could drop.
google THIS fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Apr 1, 2019
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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All the tea in China you say?
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