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hell, i'm napping right now
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- FreshCutFries
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my family's house met the cries of ancient battle with gentle snoring
we're not lazy, just conserving our ancestral energy until it needs to be called upon
*me, powering up after 500 generations of collective naptime* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*my enemies, shielding their eyes, shouting* i'm sorry, sir, but we've always stopped serving breakfast at 11!!!
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- FreshCutFries
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i have FOMO, but it's about the dreams i could be having when i'm out skydiving or whatever lame poo poo
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- FreshCutFries
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sleep clinics worldwide have my picture hung up in their lobbies with a big, ominous, circle around it
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Mar 31, 2019 00:08
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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pls give a warm welcome to tonight's opening act, thingyman and the dapper napperz
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Mar 31, 2019 00:17
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- alnilam
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thingyman we've been trying to wake you up when you stopped posting we were all worried but soon realized you were just napping
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Mar 31, 2019 02:52
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- FutonForensic
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I have 25% napper in my ancestry, so it's okay that I think my city's sports team should keep using its mascot of a stereotypical sleeping man in a nightcap holding a teddy bear
 
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Mar 31, 2019 06:14
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- Peanut Butter
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Wee mannie
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flint napping runs in my family. we're v sleepy cavemen
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Mar 31, 2019 12:45
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- FutonForensic
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wazzup & good morning, everybody I'm Matt Trez and you're listening to ZZZ 97.9: THE SNOOZE. i want all you nappers out there to go ahead and SMASH *explosion.wav on soundboard* that alarm, and we'll check back in 30 minutes as we have complete radio silence, which is suicide for a commercially funded morning radio network so I hope you appreciate this
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Apr 1, 2019 13:26
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- FactsAreUseless
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Attracting controversy with my "there's sleepy people and then there's nappers" stand-up set.
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Apr 2, 2019 00:07
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- FlaxAxis
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sup #entitlitos
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Attracting controversy with my "there's sleepy people and then there's nappers" stand-up set.
the woke guy in the office re-tells the joke and makes everyone uncomfortable
 
vanisher = sig champ
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Apr 2, 2019 04:17
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- FreshCutFries
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the woke guy in the office re-tells the joke and makes everyone uncomfortable
lmao
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Apr 2, 2019 04:22
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Greetings my current status is : Having a nep-nep.
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Apr 3, 2019 02:54
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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got fired from espn for describing an exhausted looking women's basketball team as "napping headed"
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