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Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
They're all personal heroes of mine.

:tips fedora:

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
going with whats behind door number three op

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why follow mere disciples of Satan when the real deals right there? AVE SATANAS.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Christopher Hitchens is fine

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Hitchens told Bill Maher's audience to gently caress themselves

He wins

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Dick Dorkins sounds like a middle aged pornstar

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

EugeneJ posted:

Hitchens told Bill Maher's audience to gently caress themselves

He wins

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





Whichever one is dead is the best, cause I don't have to listen to him whine anymore

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Are these all alt-right incel dudes? Their names sound like it.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

EugeneJ posted:

Hitchens told Bill Maher's audience to gently caress themselves

He wins

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



None of them.

I’m glad as gently caress that Hitchens is dead, and I hope the rest of those guys join him in Hell immediately.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Are these all alt-right incel dudes? Their names sound like it.

Worse. They’re “new athiests” aka militant athiests.

... okay technically Hitchens was an antitheist, but still.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

who the gently caress is the second one?

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





I. M. Gei posted:

Worse. They’re “new athiests” aka militant athiests.

... okay technically Hitchens was an antitheist, but still.

God being fake is supposed to be funny, not a fact you spout after pushing your glasses up your nose and saying "actually..."

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Hitchens was better than both of the others combined. It's also fun to watch him debate his own brother cause his brother is this mega conservative religious rush limbaugh type and they couldn't stand eachother.

He wrote about tons of world events that had nothing to with making GBS threads on religion just saying. I like that stuff way more. His documentary about cypress and the writing he did from inside north korea was pretty good poo poo. Also his support of the kurds is cool and good. Or it was, cause now he's dead lol

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I can't hate on Hitchens bacause he had the stones to go after Mother Theresa while being 100% right that she was an absolutely monstrous ghoul.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

shame on an IGA posted:

who the gently caress is the second one?

Sam Harris is famous for saying that millions of Muslims around the globe either support ISIS or are indifferent towards ISIS. There was some poll from the Pew Research Center that he uses to back it up. He also speaks in a very monotone and boring manner. He wrote a couple books making GBS threads on Christianity a decade ago but that seems like too easy a target. But it's funny when Fox News constantly invites him on to criticize Islam and then they get nervous when he starts making GBS threads on Christians too so they quickly wrap up the segment.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
Dawkins’ writing in his actual wheelhouse, biology, is good.

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
the intellectual dork web

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ew.

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

Hitchens sucked, but I guess he had the honesty to immediately change his mind about waterboarding after experiencing it though.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
My pick is Hitchens because he had the decency to drop dead.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Didn't Dawkins claim that his own childhood molestation wasn't all that bad for him?

(I confess, I caught myself before I used the phrase "blown out of proportion.")

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
I remember a long time ago listening to dawkins do a science lecture on the radio that was pretty cool & interesting. he should have stuck to teaching science instead of becoming a weird nazi guy imo

Grei Skuring
Sep 12, 2011

:norway::thumbsup:
Matt Dillahunty is pretty good. Bitterly arguing for 20 years, still keeping it up.

Also, much much much more charismatic than Dawkins.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

Grei Skuring posted:

Matt Dillahunty is pretty good. Bitterly arguing for 20 years, still keeping it up.

Also, much much much more charismatic than Dawkins.

holy loving lol, matt dillahunty is not charismatic at all

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Isn't Dawkins actually kinda legit but has a really nerdy fanbase? I dunno, i've never read anything he's done/

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I was going to ask who sam harris is but first I wanted to check if I'd pretended to know who he was before, in case I wanted to stay committed to the bit, and I had

Cubone posted:

actually sam harris is mostly like you- a dumb idiot with a stupid butt who should stfu

Cubone posted:

*pushes glasses up nose* "eh uh, technically, ehhhhh" *continues pushing glasses. they are now being driven into my skull* "the so called 'alt right', aheh" *the glasses break. I am now stabbing fingers and broken glass directly into my eye sockets* "technically,"
but I feel comfortable laying my sword and shield down by the fire, I'm not going to top this

lonter
Oct 12, 2012
I don't know but my wife's been sleeping with every Tom Dick and Harry in town!

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Alan Watts, motherfucker.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

I. M. Gei posted:

Worse. They’re “new athiests” aka militant athiests.
rofl 'militant' :qq:

e: all these people are net good but didn't Dawkins start some retarded pay-to-join cult then turn into a twitter queen? That's tragic.

Saint Drogo has issued a correction as of 12:33 on Apr 1, 2019

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Caesar Saladin posted:

Isn't Dawkins actually kinda legit but has a really nerdy fanbase? I dunno, i've never read anything he's done/

Can confirm he is actually kinda legit at biology

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Can't pick a favourite to poop on among these people ,op.

Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Hitchens had some gross views on Islam and the war on terror post-9/11 but was legit a great writer and speaker

Donkins on religion is garbage and boring but The Selfish Gene is good

i haven't read the Hannibal lecter books but that bit where buffalo bill pretends to be a chick lmao

Sex Falcon has issued a correction as of 16:50 on Apr 1, 2019

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Wtf happened to Sam Harris, now he's writing about how the link between IQ and race is being supressed by ~TEH LIBRULZ~

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
God is good. Wrap it up athielures.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
dick dickens

DebonaireD
May 7, 2007

The best was when Hitchens on Bill Mahers show insisted on referring to a very stoned Mos Def as Mr.Definitely.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I love listening to Hitchens talk about anything and then go off the rails about some novel written in the 1700's and then segue into some anecdote about drinking Johnny Walker with Lybian rebels and then abruptly get back on the subject, tying it up with a little bow that shows you were an idiot to even ask him that question in the first place.

Dorkins has some cool things to say about biology but always manages to slip in a little bit about how the priest that fondled him was basically a good guy and it was no big deal.

Sam Harris is just kind of unlikable.

The Dregs has issued a correction as of 13:54 on Apr 1, 2019

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Crimpolioni posted:

Hitchens sucked, but I guess he had the honesty to immediately change his mind about waterboarding after experiencing it though.

"Oh gosh who knew simulated drowning would feel unpleasant, but I'm not gonna be too harsh on the US for using literal torture tho because they did totally cripple Iraq's infrastructure and nothing bad's gonna come out of that ever."

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