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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

In one word




Trauma

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i really admire your idea, its about time someone come out with something meaningful to the sport that most the world is connected by. i dont really have words on what football means to me but these quotes are my overall idea of what football gives to me.

The principle is competing against yourself. It's about self-improvement, about being better than you were the day before.
-Steve Young

"when thousands of hours, and a lifetime of training all come together for one brief moment, then it all makes sense and you know why u choose to trade hours for just a few seconds, because nothing in this world can describe or replace the emotion of the moment and the feeling you get knowing you're the best and that from this day forward no matter what happens no one can ever take that away." – unknown

"movement is the universal language that connects us all. It's a language of beauty, drama, tragedy and triumph. And the road to athletic greatness is not marked by perfection, but the ability to constantly overcome adversity and failure."

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.

"AIDS"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

ryan tannehill

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

In one word 




Trauma

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Each season there are 31 losers. So:

Schadenfreude

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
The definition of football is as elusive as the definition of a catch

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The fourth most homoerotic sport

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

bloodsport.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Football can mean many things. For me, football means the sport the rest of the world calls “American football”. American Football is also a pretty neat band.

Pokemaster #421
Jul 14, 2005

For a swift one at the wrist, down on the old main drag.
Glisten

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Cavauro posted:

i really admire your idea, its about time someone come out with something meaningful to the sport that most the world is connected by. i dont really have words on what football means to me but these quotes are my overall idea of what football gives to me.

The principle is competing against yourself. It's about self-improvement, about being better than you were the day before.
-Steve Young

"when thousands of hours, and a lifetime of training all come together for one brief moment, then it all makes sense and you know why u choose to trade hours for just a few seconds, because nothing in this world can describe or replace the emotion of the moment and the feeling you get knowing you're the best and that from this day forward no matter what happens no one can ever take that away." – unknown

"movement is the universal language that connects us all. It's a language of beauty, drama, tragedy and triumph. And the road to athletic greatness is not marked by perfection, but the ability to constantly overcome adversity and failure."

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.

"AIDS"

The thing about this post is twofold: it is true and it is not one word. It is also important to stress the use of hands in football, even though it is called football

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Man throw ball, man hit man

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

It means the USA is number one and if you're from Europe you can suck my dick

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Suffering

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

C-Euro posted:

Suffering

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Andy

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
downs

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Sorry to hear. Can you get a second opinion?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Football

High buildings with crippled backs

Ten bottles standing in a row military style
With hats pulled low over their brows

A thousand wasted hours

Skeletons entwined loving and braying

Blossoms falling from the cherry tree
That's what football is to me

History repeating itself like a vindaloo
All the great linemen of the world in one massive collision
All their doctors swallowed up by one incompetent decision
All the great coaches and coordinators eaten alive ...
Religious extacy and a blossom falling from a cherry tree
That's what football is to me

As Einstein said about football: "I love it. I love it."

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Quiet Feet posted:

Football

High buildings with crippled backs

Ten bottles standing in a row military style
With hats pulled low over their brows

A thousand wasted hours

Skeletons entwined loving and braying

Blossoms falling from the cherry tree
That's what football is to me

History repeating itself like a vindaloo
All the great linemen of the world in one massive collision
All their doctors swallowed up by one incompetent decision
All the great coaches and coordinators eaten alive ...
Religious extacy and a blossom falling from a cherry tree
That's what football is to me

As Einstein said about football: "I love it. I love it."

bravo!

(sorry but i gotta do it... ecstasy)

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
who the gently caress

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Dubious posted:

who the gently caress

brett favre, the greatest person to ever live

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

A game of chess where every piece moves at once.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Man being hit in groin by football on loop

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I'm a Patriots Eagles fan so the last few years have been basically nonstop perfection

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I'm a Patriots Eagles fan so

How did such a thing form?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How did such a thing form?

Maybe he's noted Bostonian-Philadelphian Ben Franklin?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Football means crisp fall weather, when the leaves have changed color and the harvest festivals appear across the land.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Darth Brooks posted:

A game of chess where every piece moves at once.

Gotta say I really like this one. Although really, every piece moves at once and every piece is completely, 100% different from every other piece. For me it's the complexity of everything that goes into a football game that I love. The Sisyphean task of trying to get a handle on all that information is pure joy to my perverse soul

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Sash! posted:

Maybe he's noted Bostonian-Philadelphian Ben Franklin?

Philadelphian Bostonian actually

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Football is a game played between 2 teams of 11 players over 90 mins and at the end of the game the Germans win.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
:manning:

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



For me it goes back to watching Vikings football games with now now deceased Grandpa.

Also an excuse to drink @10a on a Sunday.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hasn't he started to smell by now?

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Lots of beer and fun times

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Hasn't he started to smell by now?

No he just died now now, so really recently

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Aww poo poo Joe, that ain't good enough. C'MON JOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNx6ITEijCg&t=8s
AAAAAAAA THANK YOU BABY THANK YOU MAKING BLOOD COME TO MY GODDAMN MOUTH THAT'S THE poo poo I'M TALKING ABOUT BABY GOT TO MAKE BLOOD COME TO THE MOUTH YOU CAN'T JUST SMACK ME AND DON'T HIT ME HARD THAT'S BULLSHIT WHEN YOU HIT A MOTHERFUCKER YOU HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER LET'S KICK THEIR rear end MOTHERFUCKER LET'S KICK THEIR rear end LET'S GO YEEEAAHHYAAA

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