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Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

DC Murderverse posted:

Selena's campaign website is up. I'm not gonna put everything here because it's worth exploring for yourself but I think that whoever wrote these paragraphs is probably gonna be hired by Howard Schultz in the next week:

Jonah's campaign also has a website.
https://jonahryanforpresident.com/struggle.html

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Solice Kirsk posted:

Jonah is totally gonna win now that Amy is involved. And the last line is going to be Selena asking if the president called and someone telling her no.

I've thought Jonah was going to win since before the season.


I like that the fake Selina website is selling campaign shirts. Tempted to get one to go with my Jonah Ryan for President shirt.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
I still firmly believe the only way this season ends is with Jonah as POTUS and Selena as VEEP.

This season would have seemed absurd pre-2016.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Would jonah as pres be better or worse than what we have now, here, in "the real world"

Yes. He wouldn't act out of malice as much and would be less evil. (but would still be a disaster.)

DC Murderverse posted:

there are definitely no 7/11s in Iowa, should have been a Casey's.

i mean, or Kum-n-Go but people not already aware might think that name is a joke

I think they used a 7/11 just to say "hero of 7/11."

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