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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
This thread is an index to test a hypothesis on whether babykisser politicians are scum of the earth.

Hypothesis A:
A politician who has kissed babies in public are bad politicians.

Hypothesis B
A politician that holds babies in public, and does not kiss them are good politicians.

This is a serious in-depth analysis of pageantry politics, and the sociopathic objective of beguiling the public opinion with your "charm" by using infants as a political prop to hide behind your lovely worldview.

Examples of bad politicians who kiss babies:

Rudy Giuliani


George W. Bush


Joe Biden


Barack Obama


Donald Trump


Examples of good politicians who hold babies:

Bernie Sanders


Jeremy Corbyn



Please help grow this catalogue and prove this hypothesis. Namaste.

Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 21:06 on Apr 29, 2019

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
gently caress these old goddamn vampires

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Mariana Horchata posted:

gently caress these old goddamn vampires

The babies? They’re young not old

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hmm, undetermined

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i've heard that biden has perfected his kissing game with the exact most tasteful amount of tongue

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
you can trust people who kiss babies

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
al franken did the gropes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
buttigeig wont even hold or kiss the baby

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:thunk:



:thunkher:

inconclusive for now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
paul ryan kissing a baby, more evidence for hypothesis a




























Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Jeb! said he would kill a baby, so he's probably a statistical anomaly

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
Getting to kiss babies is why these sociopaths become politicians

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Tony Blair ftw :woop:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
remember bernie sanders and this adorable baby?



this is them now.



feel old yet?!?!

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i would only kiss the American flag :patriot:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
pol pot:



baby holder???

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
yeah op this checks out with my gut

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012


?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

hmm gonna need to look at more data

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
tony abbott:



i think this is how romper stomper starts

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
according to the hypothesis

Pol Pot is good

while Gandhi and Nelson Mandela are scum, absolute babykissers

checks out :hmmyes:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
do i get worse the more babies i kiss?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!




based Kofi Annan

:rip:

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i was just going to post this one. a lot of so-called dictators are turning out to be mere baby holders. we need to be more critical about the way we view history

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
disgusting babykissers

based babyholders

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

do i get worse the more babies i kiss?

yes

Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 00:58 on Apr 2, 2019

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lastgirl posted:


Bernie Sanders


Proof that Sanders is such an EGOTISTICAL NARCISSIST that he ONLY kisses babies THAT LOOK LIKE HIM! #NeverBernie #StillWithHer #BidenInnocent

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!


disgusting babykisser willard milton romney!!! :byodame:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
How do we tie this into pizzagate

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Dreddout posted:

How do we tie this into pizzagate

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Wow i can't believe these old white men are consuming the vital energies of infants to extend their lifespans. Vile fiends

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

i was just going to post this one. a lot of so-called dictators are turning out to be mere baby holders. we need to be more critical about the way we view history

This trend is potentially groundbreaking, even we must consider that Gaddafi was too once a babyholder

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
here is fidel castro, merely holding a baby justin trudeau (his son? not sure if it counts)



and here is justin nuzzling a baby but not kissing it, but it feels borderline to me

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
How does baby kissing correlate with juicing babies for adrenochrome

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