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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Dear God No: The Worst PPVs
 
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Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
The worst ppv freshest in my memory is Bound For Glory 2017. Everyone was convinced Impact was about to die and if this had killed it, I wouldn’t have been surprised. The matches ranged from the very meh to downright embarrassing (looking at you, Grado and Abyss), a rambling Alberto promo, a confusing Jimmy Jacobs walk on, production problems all night, the event space being awful for crowd brawl matches, and the aforementioned Alberto ruining the main event that was very close to being decent beforehand. I watched it for the train wreck factor and it managed to disappoint even then.

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