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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And yet they don't look nearly as bad as the teams at the bottom of the West



:stonk:

Nationally (:911:) Televised Games (all times EST)

Saturday, April 6
DC United vs. LAFC, 3 p.m. (Fox, Fox Deportes)
Columbus Crew vs. New England Revolution, 7:30 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)

Sunday, April 7
FC Cincinnati vs. Sporting Kansas City, 3 p.m. (ESPN)

Saturday, April 13
Houston Dynamo vs. San Jose Earthquakes, 3 p.m. (Univision, Twitter)
Minnesota United vs. New York City FC, 5 p.m. (ESPN2, ESPN Deportes)

Sunday, April 14
Sporting Kansas City vs. New York Red Bulls, 7 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

Friday, April 19
LA Galaxy vs. Houston Dynamo, 10:30 p.m. (UniMas, Twitter)

Saturday, April 20
Atlanta United vs. FC Dallas, 4 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)

Sunday, April 21
DC United vs. New York City FC, 4 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)
LAFC vs. Seattle Sounders, 7 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

Saturday, April 27
FC Dallas vs. San Jose Earthquakes, 3:30 p.m. (Univision, Twitter)

Sunday, April 28
Minnesota United vs. DC United, 1:30 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)
Seattle Sounders vs. LAFC, 3:30 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Saturday, April 6
DC United vs. LAFC, 3 p.m. (Fox, Fox Deportes)

Saturday, April 13
Minnesota United vs. New York City FC, 5 p.m. (ESPN2, ESPN Deportes)

Sunday, April 21
LAFC vs. Seattle Sounders, 7 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

Sunday, April 28
Seattle Sounders vs. LAFC, 3:30 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)



4 weeks of fun games. DC/LA this weekend will be fun, Minnesota's new stadium opening will be nice to see even if they end up being a crappy team, and the two Seattle/LA games in back to back weeks will probably have a hundred goals scored.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
mods rename me Stank de Bore

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol Galaxy
lmao Vancouver

TwoStepBoog fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Apr 6, 2019

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol Galaxy
lmao Vancouver

lol

https://twitter.com/stuholden/status/1114351070732595200

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
On the balance of play we should still win this so of course what will actually happen is that we will lose to some magic Zlatan bullshit in the 86th minute.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dallan Invictus posted:

On the balance of play we should still win this so of course what will actually happen is that we will lose to some magic Zlatan bullshit in the 86th minute.

Looks like this isn't going to happen

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The grass at Yankee Stadium is just lovely today

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



We're gonna loving winnnnn

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Happy anniversary, Inaugural Game.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I sure wasted my life watching that match.

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Good to see I can't watch this game on Youtube.tv

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
drat Vela's left foot is lethal.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Bradley’s dome is positively glowing today.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Vela is murdering DC, what a loving ball.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

porkface posted:

Good to see I can't watch this game on Youtube.tv

Buy an antenna.

e: Wings are winning the Cup

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
LAFC might be a good team this year

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Come on DC. Do a repeat of last year's Galaxy 4-3.

mang
Jul 21, 2015
what the hell was toronto's goalkeeper doing there

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

TwoStepBoog posted:

Come on DC. Do a repeat of last year's Galaxy 4-3.

That would be the best possible outcome, but based upon what I've seen so far this game is more likely to end 7-0.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Well, later Rooney.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I'm ok with that called a red, but there is definitely no chance that DC comes back.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I’m glad The Chicago FC is better than Toronto FC now

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Busy watching too much wrestling, I hear we suck rear end

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Quite a poor game by the District of Columbia team imo

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Correction: Chicago is punting and going for one point under crushing pressure from one Jozy Altidore.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Oh man that was really bad from literally everyone wearing black today Christ

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I'm starting to wonder if LA is actually just really good this year.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

binge crotching posted:

I'm starting to wonder if LA is actually just really good this year.
9-0 over the last two games.

Giganticon
Mar 10, 2010

Pillbug
What's the deal with the missing Ultras. Were they all arrested? You know because of how they commit crimes on away trips.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Minnesota are punching the Red Bulls in the mouth when they get their chances

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

trem_two posted:

Minnesota are punching the Red Bulls in the mouth when they get their chances
In a game they don't really even care about because they're all looking ahead to next week's debut in Allianz Field.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

It's time for Portland to slam that panic button.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

It's time for Portland to slam that panic button.

"Oh, how bad could it possib-"
*sees score*
:stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

"Oh, how bad could it possib-"
*sees score*
:stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

LMAO

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
When do we start the #GWout campaign? Will the Timbers win a game in April? These answers at month 11.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Nothing like seeing a 17 year old kid getting his first goal.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Just saw a dude in the crowd in Seattle with a Joe Dirt haircut, but with a soul patch added on

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Lodeiro is too good. What a finish.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Nico Lodeiro Let's loving GOOOO

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