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A sea scorpion at a party, taking sips out of a can in the shallows and performing in front of its associates. It slides on the sandy dance floor, showing off its smooth moves and wowing the aquatic audience with the "sea scorpion scuttle" for over a million years. Dance! Dance! Dance! |
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Apr 8, 2019 21:49
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yeah okay I can picture a sea scorpion with a lampshade on its head |
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Apr 8, 2019 22:04
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Sea scorpion always shows up with a case of craft beer, not just Natty Light, and enough weed for everyone. He's also the friend who will hold your hair when you party a little too hard. What a great guy.
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Apr 8, 2019 23:56
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i got teen pregnant'd by the party scorpion and i'm loving it
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Apr 9, 2019 00:30
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FutonForensic posted:i got teen pregnant'd by the party scorpion and i'm loving it Can't wait for your MTV True Life: 16 Scorpions I Am Pregnant With
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Apr 9, 2019 00:38
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You say they good for party but ever seen any of these guys try to make a balloon animal? |
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Nov 23, 2020 18:12
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Sea scorpion always makes sure there's a designated driver, and if that falls through they always pay for a cab |
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Nov 23, 2020 18:31
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*me talking furtively to other ancient fish of the genus birkenia* yeah it's all fun and games with that guy until he decides to just rend you and tear you with his powerful front-facing claws. I mean what do you think his stereoscopic eyes, perfect for perceiving depth, are for, not hunting and eating Brad's cousins? it's kind of an open secret in the community
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Nov 23, 2020 18:54
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ah poo poo hallucigenia in the house!  look at that dance!
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Nov 23, 2020 19:03
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Sea scorpion always makes sure there's a designated driver, and if that falls through they always pay for a crab
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Nov 23, 2020 23:40
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its not a party without sea scorpions
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Nov 23, 2020 23:46
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compared to the fish and the crab, the sea scorpion is the life of the party |
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Nov 24, 2020 00:04
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