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 The Avengers: Engadine  The Players Scott Morrison “Loco”  Leader of the Opposition-in-Government known as the Liberal Party. Known for sticking knives in people. Cannot be trusted with anything, particularly an election. Definitely poo poo his pants at Engadine Maccas after the sharks lost the 97 grand final. Peter Duttan  Minister for Home Affairs, former Qld cop, and well known jackbooted thug. Definitely on the take, and if he survives the election, he’s almost certainly going to get Section 44’d, before his very own Royal Commission. He just can’t stop doing crimes. Bill ShortAnt  Leader of the ALP, aka actual opposition. Checker of Notes. The smallest target. Will almost certainly be the next Prime Minister. The Greens  Led by Dr Pauline Hanson  Leader of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation and a massive racist. Will probably get a senator in most states, who will almost immediately defect to another party or become independent. Fraser Anning AKA “Eggskull”  A literal nazi, also a QLD PHON senator, who got 19 primary votes in 2016 and will likely be sent packing after the senate votes have been counted. Rupert Murdoch  The Emperor of Earth. Has collected almost all of the local papers to create a media monopoly with national reach, which he will use to shamelessly undermine democracy in this, country and in several others. Will hopefully die soon, causing a civil war between his large adult sons. HOW TO VOTE By Chicken Parmigana http://chickennation.com/voting Chicken Parmigiana posted:
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poo poo op voted 1
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Apr 10, 2019 23:36
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loving hell this is woeful
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Apr 10, 2019 23:39
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You Am I posted:loving hell this is woeful like the state of the economy
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Apr 10, 2019 23:40
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I mean, really really woeful
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Apr 10, 2019 23:40
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Voted 1, just like Labor.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:40
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Boo It's a loving election thread you heretic
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Apr 10, 2019 23:41
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Like I hate creating threads, but at least I put effort into them, like my award winning November one
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Apr 10, 2019 23:41
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You Am I posted:I mean, really really woeful like the libs reelection chances.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:41
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Derailing this fucker to the gas chamber 
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Apr 10, 2019 23:41
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Good op. Nice and clean
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Apr 10, 2019 23:42
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G-Spot Run posted:Boo no one else tried, so if I set the bar really really low more people might be inspired next time. I'm doing it for your own good.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:42
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I'm at work so until someone can make a better one, this is the thread.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:42
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strengths based approach. I'm building others up.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:43
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At the bare loving minimum could you rename him to slogan Bogan
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Apr 10, 2019 23:43
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Anidav posted:this is the thread.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:43
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Wow, really missing the giant list of political parties we all know with captioned photos of politicians eating sausages. Shameful we miss out this month, here’s hoping next time we can get an op with the word “strata” in it so we can all post “lol”
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Apr 10, 2019 23:44
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Great OP, hambeet
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Apr 10, 2019 23:44
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y'all had you chance, so look on my work, ye battlers, and despair.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:45
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YAY, I will most likely be in the country on May 18, (overseas jib hunting notwithstanding), so I get to vote this time! Also it looks like I am in a marginal electorate, (Dunkley), so my vote might actually count. Hurrah for democracy!
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Apr 10, 2019 23:49
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Captain Auspol Thread
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Apr 10, 2019 23:52
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Anidav posted:I'm at work so until someone can make a better one, this is the thread. Christ, alright
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Apr 10, 2019 23:54
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https://twitter.com/DanielAndrewsMP/status/1116106594595397632?s=19 FUCKEM UP DAN VIC STRANG
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Apr 10, 2019 23:55
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Apr 10, 2019 23:55
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Git 'er Dan
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Apr 10, 2019 23:56
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You Am I posted:Christ, alright Oh good. I love shuffling my bookmarks around like a bureaucrat so I can keep up with Jonah Galtberg jokes about ndis recipients being dumb. In fact I think the election requires a new OP every week
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Apr 10, 2019 23:57
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Election 2019: Come What May
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Apr 10, 2019 23:57
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auspol election 18 may wololo
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Apr 11, 2019 00:03
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You Am I posted:Christ, alright No. In line with Australian economic policy the ladder has now been pulled up. First in.
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Apr 11, 2019 00:05
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Time for LNP tears.
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Apr 11, 2019 00:05
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I have a creeping feeling that the liberals will win, but I also had that same feeling in 2007. Hopefully I'm equally wrong this time
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Apr 11, 2019 00:08
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on election night i plan to eat a whole stuffed crust pizza, and drink fancy red wine straight from the bottle. what's your flavour?
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I asked Latika Bourke if she was reporting on behalf of the Liberals or a news agency because she was cheerleading and there was no reference to the commissioner of her comment, so she blocked me
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Apr 11, 2019 00:09
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labor has this in the bag. im toxxing on it.
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Apr 11, 2019 00:12
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hambeet posted:labor has this in the bag. im toxxing on it. wow look out big spender
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Apr 11, 2019 00:12
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Probably. The question is, how long will Bill be PM? 12 years? 20?
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Apr 11, 2019 00:12
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Amethyst posted:I have a creeping feeling that the liberals will win, but I also had that same feeling in 2007. Hopefully I'm equally wrong this time Barring some unforeseen scandal there is pretty much zero chance of that. The libs need to retain every single seat and also gain at least one, remember that they are a minority govt right now that was losing votes on in the house. I do however think that we will get a obstructive senate.
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Apr 11, 2019 00:13
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norp posted:Barring some unforeseen scandal there is pretty much zero chance of that. The libs need to retain every single seat and also gain at least one, remember that they are a minority govt right now that was losing votes on in the house. Oh yeah. I always forget their razor thin majority. Hail lord Shorten.
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Apr 11, 2019 00:13
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Amethyst posted:Probably. The question is, how long will Bill be PM? 12 years? 20? if libs get their poo poo together and get another good attack dog, 2 terms, maybe scrape in for a third. If they continue to implode and the alp don't get tripped up by front page beat ups or whatever, 3-4 terms.
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Amethyst posted:Probably. The question is, how long will Bill be PM? 12 years? 20? There will be a global catastrophe piled onto the current dogshit and Labor will be held accountable, so 8.
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