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Captian GeUp and Non Sequitur Man, together they fight against brain farts
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 00:38 |
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2024 17:50 |
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Tardscream posted:Annabel Crab is the Australian Joe Rogan for 35+ yr old middle class white women. With musical accompaniment by Leigh Sales,let's all have an election we can sing along to yayyy!!
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 05:56 |
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Barnacle Bill has been biding his time. Still a dirty lefty.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 17:35 |
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Oh she's reinvented the definition of uncanny valley.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 20:06 |
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Measly Twerp posted:Oh look, it's David Mitchell Are we the baddies? Don Dongington posted:The continued narrative that Shorten is a failure ITT is loving hilarous. He's presided over the complete destruction of the Liberal party and with the exception of some minor scratches during the Section 44 debacle which decimated the Greens and severely damaged the Liberals, and Sam loving Dastyari, it's been relatively scandal free for the ALP. What is this narrative you're inventing, I don't think anyone thinks he's a failed politician. He's great at being a politician. He just sucks at everything else. ewe2 fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Apr 12, 2019 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 00:42 |
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JJ posted:Don’t get me wrong, I want Labor to win, but I’ve just been burnt by the NSW state election, so have nothing but dim hopes for May 18. Lol Shorten is in a much better position than NSW ALP. You're right that people are paying attention but only long enough to cast prepoll votes and back to ignoring politics. Most of the actual engagement is probably proportional to the size of this thread ie very minimal. So that's an actual problem for the government who needs to drive then engagement more than Labor because governments lose elections, oppositions don't win them. This government is going to lose seats, we just don't know now much by; Shorten is going to let ScoMo punch air for as long as he can to drive that uncertainty higher. Then he trots out talking points with little interference from the Canberra Press Gallery, who I think you'll find are strangely uninterested. It's the NSW branch that has been running the federal party into the ground and it's about to have its comeuppance.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 03:05 |
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Amethyst posted:Cory Bernardi seems to get little to no airtime these days. Upstaged by crazier assholes, I guess. I'll be glad to see him gone Also the ALP and Shorten have actual experience in negotiating successful legislation through both houses, so I wouldn't worry about the general case, there's sure to rough patches too though. Like normal politics.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 03:52 |
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JBP posted:What did he do on top of disability insults You nong, he doesn't have to, he's cooked.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 10:31 |
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Periphery posted:Boiled, mashed or stuck in a stew? Leave now, and never come back!
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 10:48 |
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lol "liberal party analysis" ITS SCIENCE SEE IT MUST BE TRUE
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 20:42 |
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Effortpost! It's Bendigo 2019! The full list of candidates won't be up until after the cutoff of April 23rd, but there are already rumblings about the Nationals, who still haven't put up a candidate which is most unusual for them. I'll have to wait to see who the really dodgy and crazy candidates are, but the PHON guy is already a doozy. In no particular order:
Also the Bendigo Addy is beginning to tighten the screws on a new paywall so that'll be a massive success I'm sure what with an election coming up. More to come as they sign up.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 22:17 |
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Schlesische posted:Thanks for this, I'm new to Bendigo and I don't know anything about the politics here. I like Lisa, but I was thinking about giving the greens a 1. The reason that Labor have such a lock on Bendigo is that they have a track record of getting poo poo done. The Libs haven't been able to prove that to any large degree for 20 years now. I think it was touch and go at both federal and state level for Chesters and Allen a couple of campaigns ago when the Libs still had money to throw at them and they still had narrow margins. Now that the margins are relatively safe, the behaviour of the Libs in government and at state level together with nothing candidates gets a sympathy vote from local neolibs and the rest is devoted to the wacky fringe. That fringe will be more interesting given the collapse of FF/AC who are normally a good part of the Libs preference flows, and if the Nats get no purchase at all it could be a very lopsided result in the ALP's favour. But PHON may well hoover up the balance given there few other choices for boomers. Sadly the Greens are just a shadowy partner behind Labor, they don't have the organization any more, that last state candidate lives next to me, she's still going to Uni. She turned up at my door, gave me a leaflet and made a lame joke about propaganda. But again, if people are stuck for a choice, they may choose to give a few more votes to the Greens than normal, given they're the most vocal about climate change and everyone here can see that and they'll preference Labor so its an easy decision.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 22:58 |
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R. Mute posted:i saw this on twitter and i dont understand what's going on Unemployment through the medium of dance.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 04:00 |
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A lollercaust of boomers would be the best result. This is what you'll get when you mess with us.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 07:12 |
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GotLag posted:The right wing cannot stop self-projecting. They're cynically corrupt with ulterior motives they feel the need to keep hidden and assume everyone else is as well. It's great to see the cruelty and paranoia they project finally catching up with them.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 09:56 |
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And nothing of value was lost.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 04:18 |
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So this fun stuff is happening already: https://twitter.com/matttburke/status/1117676363647864833 I'm really going to enjoy seeing these arseholes taken down.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 21:33 |
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Konomex posted:I think that's what it comes down to, it's not a question of wearing a suit. It's a question of looking respectable and trustworthy. Tie dye shirts scream 'flake'. So you're actually saying it does come down to wearing a suit. Of course, obviously, that's why we have totally trustworthy representatives like Peter Dutton who wears very well-fitting suits.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 11:05 |
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The point went that way mate, don't get dribble on yourself.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 23:29 |
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It's a long way to the finishing line though. I'm pretty interested in what happens around the time prepoll voting begins, coalition must be desperate to time that right and I'm just as desperate that they gently caress up spectacularly.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 23:55 |
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Don Dongington posted:So the only game plan they have is to pretend they're not getting trounced so... uh...actually I don't know. All this is going to do is make the ALP and GetUp campaign harder. Maybe they know the liberal campaign machine is so fragile that the whole thing implodes if they think they might not waltz it in?? They're trying to win the prepoll because they know something like a 30-50 % of voters will stampede in and out of the booth so they can go back to ignoring these clowns. They need to make it out to be a done deal and put doubts into voters minds now, before they really think through the implications. If they're going to save the furniture its now or never. It's essentially a confidence trick. They don't have the resources, they sure as hell have no workable policies, you've got ScoMo doing his best Mad Baggins impressions to attract their attention. If the electorate has doubts and we end up with just a bigger crossbench and a bloody fight over who gets to the actual government, that's a win in the Libs book. ewe2 fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Apr 17, 2019 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 13:46 |
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^^^^ dang, same I point I was making Amethyst posted:Gillard literally went into an election promising no carbon pricing. And yet Plibersek wants us to believe that the only way to get serious action on climate change is to preference them over the Greens? If they persist in making political myths this way, it will backfire badly on them. Labor is no more immune to self-destruction than the Coalition (of the insane). They'd better not expect a honeymoon if they win either, enough with the nice noises let's see some results, since they love productivity so much. bell jar posted:I suppose my gut feeling is less potential nuclear disasters, the better Another argument from the economy end is that it's simply impossible for the nuclear energy lobby in the US to get any of their dream projects built, since the US government won't bankroll them and neither will anyone else. As noted above, the sheer ancillary costs alone can't be borne well by a US state much less a middle level government like Australia. If you can't make an economic argument to build the loving things, everything else is just fantasy. Tell them they're dreaming. ewe2 fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Apr 18, 2019 |
# ¿ Apr 18, 2019 08:55 |
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Mods plz change thread title to totes mcgoats Hey Anidav, just cause you feel it, doesn't mean it's there.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2019 21:30 |
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Notice she isn't claiming to actually do anything.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 10:09 |
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Talking to a mate and the word in the bush is the Nats are cooked, that story is biting. And they STILL don't have a candidate for Bendigo.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 03:45 |
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GoldStandardConure posted:become the nats candidate yourself and then spend the next 3ish years making GBS threads up all their plans I think the Pirate Party's taken though
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 04:21 |
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Knobb Manwich posted:Now they've gone "huh can't be that hard to grass roots it if they (GetUp) did it to us" and are trying their own thing, while being incredibly ripped off by their own people because lol capitalism. Pretty much. Some Young Liberal bright spark has pushed this to a desperate elder and given that none of them can survive outside the party machine, this is their unfiltered idea of what grassroots activism must be like. Even if they had it, they wouldn't have a clue how to use it. This is the result of several generations of nepotism and never questioning that world.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 07:36 |
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How high will the prepoll percentage go? IIRC, it was something like 30%, could we see 45-50%? That's a more interesting bet, anyway.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 07:55 |
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Margo Kingston is keeping track of developments, might make it easier to keep track cos poo poo is flying everywhere on this: https://twitter.com/margokingston1/status/1119466347379875840
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 13:08 |
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Mein Leben!
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 04:31 |
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Seen at a Bunnings in SA
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 05:03 |
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If you don't listen to many podcasts listen at least to this week's Australian Podcast Live . It's mostly Gabrielle Chan's work going out to the sticks and listening to what people are saying and it's really, really bad. Bad for the Coalition at least but bad for everyone. Sussan Ley is on a notional 20% margin. I don't think she'll stay there. And if that is a microcosm of the mood, no one's seat is safe, not either major, until they stop treating people like dirt.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 06:06 |
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Fry's Turkish delight is fantastic. It is hard to go past choccy scotch fingers but gently caress milk arrowroots thats trash biccys.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 11:58 |
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Dude McAwesome posted:the thing that grates me the most is just the complete dismissal of regular folks coupled with their disgust at the idea that people want them to actually to do journalism. If you're a female journalist you're getting a lot more poo poo from trolls than the males, it must be said. That's a pretty unenviable load to carry on top of doing your job. You see a lot less heat on Greg Jericho than Asher Wolf. It's not even just dismissal: to Richard Cooke, they're trying to have it both ways: https://twitter.com/rgcooke/status/1120851317881131008 https://twitter.com/rgcooke/status/1120851644227260416 https://twitter.com/rgcooke/status/1120851857872543744 https://twitter.com/rgcooke/status/1120852045374713856 https://twitter.com/prestontowers/status/1120860496784056320 Remember Duncan Storrer? He's still around. People are still quoting him because every time a journalist wants to put forward a story from robodebt or centrelink they cannot answer the question: "will they go after me like Duncan Storrer?" Journalists have no interest in solving that problem but keep asking why we won't talk.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 02:52 |
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I'm going to have a rant, because this is not just lazy, bad journalism, its offensively bad to be paying this person to swan around after a politician and still have practically nothing to say by the end of it.Anidav posted:In almost two weeks observing the Prime Minister on the campaign trail, he's shown an unerring habit of seeking out an RSL or hotel, with a beer in hand, meeting the locals and (on at least one occasion) calling the bingo. There is method to it. You've been following this madman for weeks and you're still comparing him to Turnbull...why? quote:Only last week he propped up a bar in Devonport, Tasmania, effortlessly discussing football league ladders, real estate prices and chicken parmigiana. Another comparison to Turnbull, and one to Abbott, these are not current opponents and we're not interested in them, so why do you keep going back to that? quote:Take last Wednesday for example. A reporter in Tasmania asked Mr Morrison whether the State Government should repeal the "controversial gender laws" passed by the Parliament — laws that make it optional to specify a gender on a birth certificate. Just because Abbott was an inflexible bastard doesn't make Morrison a nimble one. Nor do your comparisons make anything but desperate whataboutism. quote:Adept and nimble on his feet might be one interpretation of the Morrison political skill set, but it also demonstrates what colleagues say is one of his less-attractive qualities: a smugness or arrogance. This reminds me of the Monty Python advertising sketch. "He's an arsehole? Well that's our selling point! New arsehole! Not like your previous arseholes and definitely not like the other arsehole over there!" All to somehow disguise the massive problem that NOBODY WANTED THE ARSEHOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. Oh hooray time for some horse-race-underdog-jerking-off-to-my-byline-crap: quote:But he is starting from behind and time is not on his side. The maths is impossible — 16 million people cannot be met in only four weeks, so the alternative is obvious: try to project the 'everyman' suburban likeability factor, in the hope as many voters as possible might relate to it. Look how incoherent that passage is. So much word-salad, so little content. But all too soon they give up. quote:Voters are genuinely presented with a stark choice and the question is: whose vision will they choose? It's 2019 and journalists are still going on about 2016 and Turnbull. Think about that. Shorten is pulled out as a mere contrasting dotpoint: more or less instagram followers for gently caress sake (BUT NOT MORE THAN TURNBULL), and a bunch of guff about targeted media strategies as if they can be bothered to understand it, they just want to shove it into the piece and down tools for the day. quote:Since taking over the prime ministership, Mr Morrison's Instagram following has reached 40,000, pipping Mr Shorten's 36,000. Oooh Facebook it's the modern way!
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 08:27 |
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I can't face any of those terrible words, I'm on smoko, leave me alone! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 10:52 |
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GoldStandardConure posted:sounds like you just need a good pub feed The Gurge had better watch out if these kids get hold of a Strat. blackcat12951 posted:Nope, it's also a foxtel series. That is loving dire, that is. It sounds like young Uhlmann has been harbouring a desire to emulate Shane Maloney. If you don't know him, he's famous for a series of novels starring one Murray Whelan, a backroom ALP numbers man somewhere in Melbourne who is forever getting involved in murders or other crimes and there's all sorts of side plots involving general politics. He's a good read, grab one of the trilogies, they're fun. Uhlmann is a very, very poor imitation to the point of caricature. He tries to sound like a knowing worldly political realist but it comes out as a tinpot Stasi with mummy issues. How does one flaunt nipple bullets? Oh Emily what a lovely political system you have.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 18:51 |
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More Bendigo capers, Julie Hoskins is an undischarged bankrupt and the AEC can't stop her being on the ballot despite the breach of s44. Her winning anything is laughable but until the election's done she's in the same position as Rod Culleton.quote:Senator Fraser Anning's anti-mosque candidate for the Victorian seat of Bendigo is an undischarged bankrupt, rendering her ineligible to serve in Parliament. The kicker is that Hoskins is bankrupted partly by her own lawyer who stole most of the money he was supposed to be holding for the anti-mosque group (because no bank would give them an a/c, think about that!), so she's still on the hook for it and he gets away scot free. No honour among thieves etc.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 07:17 |
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Turks posted:As I said I'm still not going to vote for them (and I don't think Keen is either), but that's the logic. It's a nice daydream but that's all it is. First form in the mail, Lisa Chesters gets in early with an obvious attempt at information-farming, you know just in case you might want to postal vote for absolutely no reason at all. Can't blame her for trying, well done on it all being in red with big letters too, even a half-blind moron like me can tell its a votey thing.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 09:25 |
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2024 17:50 |
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GotLag posted:Is there anybody who actually cares about which party is better at economic management, and still thinks the Libs are? I feel like it's a fig-leaf not an actual justification. A fig-leaf the media are hanging onto for dear life, the pathetic weasels.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 09:51 |