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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.


I might be late to the party, but I just recently stumbled upon InspiroBot. I've generated hundreds of them and have yet to see a repeated quote. So I figure there's got to be a ton of awesome ones that nobody has seen yet. Here are some of my favorites:








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Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
Have you sat and meditated with https://inspirobot.me/mindfulnessmode? It's given me several gems. It's pretty genuinely in the spirit of Zen. (though I wish they didn't include the jokey nouns like bronies)

After the mediocrity comes the laughter

Inform people that you are facing certain death

It’s possible to be both a parasite and a slave

Stop innovating

The power of thought is only in your head

We all have the power to make our parents lose sleep

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.


500excf type r fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Apr 12, 2019

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
hmm.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It’s not a problem until it’s your problem. :shuckyes:

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

this one speaks to me

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy


Blinky da spook
Dec 6, 2005


Don't we all, Inspirobot. Don't we all...

Turbl
Nov 8, 2007






InspiroBot is very grabby.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Christoph posted:

Have you sat and meditated with https://inspirobot.me/mindfulnessmode? It's given me several gems. It's pretty genuinely in the spirit of Zen. (though I wish they didn't include the jokey nouns like bronies)

After the mediocrity comes the laughter

Inform people that you are facing certain death

It’s possible to be both a parasite and a slave

Stop innovating

The power of thought is only in your head

We all have the power to make our parents lose sleep

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


Very inspiring

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There was once a wise, old gnome
who was walking around in the forest
on the lookout for territorial
dominance. That's when he came
upon a crooked, old virgin."Can you
tell me where in the kingdom I can
find territorial dominance?" he asked
the virgin. The virgin quickly replied
"of territorial dominance I do not
know, for I am only virgin". The gnome
thought long and hard about the
virgin's answer. Then he cried. Ten
years later as he was removing his
testicles, the gnome understood: we
are each and everyone is
incontrollable and there's nothing no
one can do about it. And he became
very much beloved by his family, whom
also beloved him long after his death.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Holy poo poo this is amazing stuff

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


goooooooooons

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

the beatings shall continue until moral improves

if everybody is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking

you're not beaten until you admit it

why put off until tomorrow something that can be done today

who is wise? he who learns from every one

they are not problems only solutions

smile got work

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



:ohno:

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Apr 12, 2019

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
holy moly

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

we got a bot to generate wacky random memes for us now all we need is a bot to read this trash and we can all embrace sweet death

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I love checking in on this about once a year and seeing just how much more horrifying Inspiro has gotten





Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
"If you want to be dominated by someone, you must learn to dominate yourself :love: "

:hmmyes:

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

cool, a russel wilson generator

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Depressingly accurate.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Whenever I switch away from the inspirobot mindfulness tab it seems like the robot reaches a higher level of consciousness

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Holy...

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Elman
Oct 26, 2009





shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

The truth machine speaks only Truth.











Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Never looked at it this way:



drat, uh... actually, yeah:



Wow... this machine is actually pretty deep:



Uh





And my motto:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

are we sure this isn't just some kinda truth machine

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:




lol

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

god damnit i want platitudes not hard facts >:[

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