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Leon Einstein posted:I really don't feel like there has been a cohesive arc in the first two, but maybe everything will make sense when this comes out. The dialectic thought explicit in the text of Lucas Wars is instead implicit in the structure of Disney Wars. TFA’s thesis and TLJ’s antithesis lead to TROS’s synthesis
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skasion posted:The dialectic thought explicit in the text of Lucas Wars is instead implicit in the structure of Disney Wars. TFA’s thesis and TLJ’s antithesis lead to TROS’s synthesis This is reminding of Mass Effect 3 in a bad way I CHOOSE SYNTHESIS
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Leon Einstein posted:I hope palpatine is puttering around underwater. That'd make sense. He’s searching for... 
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I can’t wait for billions of dollars and countless man-hours worth of painstakingly made forgettable cgi trash to tell me to buy more Disney products. I also can’t wait until idiots on social media start telling me that seeing this movie and giving Disney money are very important political actions for the betterment of society.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:36
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The only thing I want R2-D2 to do is turn on, show a hologram, and shut down. Last 2 movies did it, better not sure as gently caress break that streak now
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After all is said and done, it is clear that on the whole SW is garbage. The OT movies were fun, but everything else is terrible.
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The Skeleton King posted:I can’t wait for billions of dollars and countless man-hours worth of painstakingly made forgettable cgi trash to tell me to buy more Disney products. You’re forgetting one crucial army in the battle of stupid
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The war is just beginning
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Snow Cone Capone posted:also this is absolutely the wreck of the death star which means the Emperor probably survived the end of ROTJ and is the real face behind the power, which is dumb as gently caress or there was a third Death Star somewhere along the way. not sure which is dumber honestly
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skasion posted:The war is just beginning we didn't listen to rian johnson. we didn't kill our parents :*(((((
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:or there was a third Death Star somewhere along the way. not sure which is dumber honestly I do like the idea that it wiped out the Ewoks though
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Star Wars is fuckin' trash and has been since 1999.
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Dre2Dee2 posted:The only thing I want R2-D2 to do is turn on, show a hologram, and shut down. Last 2 movies did it, better not sure as gently caress break that streak now The original actor died, what else could they do other than kill off the character entirely?
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WatermelonGun posted:the ewoks are fine It's less that I think they suck and more that I think it was silly that a moon-sized object got blown up right above them and then we see them partying with the main characters like giant metal shards aren't falling from the sky
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Star Wars Episode IX script written by the editors at Cracked.com
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Snow Cone Capone posted:It's less that I think they suck and more that I think it was silly that a moon-sized object got blown up right above them and then we see them partying with the main characters like giant metal shards aren't falling from the sky star wars dude. everyone saw that death star blow way the gently caress up yet here’s an instantly identifiable part for a big finale set piece.
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it turns out bb-8 has a little baby skywalker inside the whole time
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Hairy Busey posted:The original actor died, what else could they do other than kill off the character entirely? CGI Kenny Baker 
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Luke was loving that green milk elephant morning, noon and night and produced many horrible little milk Jedis
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Snow Cone Capone posted:It's less that I think they suck and more that I think it was silly that a moon-sized object got blown up right above them and then we see them partying with the main characters like giant metal shards aren't falling from the sky It's possible that's not the moon of Endor (the ewok planet) but Endor itself. And I'm going to blow my brains out for speculating about a star movie on the internet.
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Jose Oquendo posted:It's possible that's not the moon of Endor (the ewok planet) but Endor itself. Take me with you
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I guess it could be Yavin if it's the 1st Death Star but then why would the Emperor be living in it please kill me too
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WatermelonGun posted:the ewoks are fine yeah the "death star explosion killed all the ewoks!!!!!!!!" heterodoxy is simply not supported by the text. it's hours later and the rebels are celebrating on the forest moon with the ewoks. everyone's happy, there are no planetary wildfires. for whatever reason - tractor beams, deflector shields, mass shifting into hypserpsace, whatever - the explosion didn't kill the ewoks.
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This is no different to the TLJ trailer really, it’s just the same old OT fan service quick-cuts thing again. People are only excited because it’s new Star Wars content. We’re still not seeing the “Wars” part that was prominent in the prequel trilogy; there’s been very little military focus so far in the new story so I can’t muster up much interest in this. Compare the world-building and variety of the PT with the new films, they are so far apart. The timeline of TFA > TLJ is only a week or so though, so I suppose the wider galaxy hasn’t had time to react to current events, or for it to be shown to us as an audience. I still think Disney are really wasting the potential of the sequel trilogy in terms of story and worlds and the military elements. psyman fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Apr 12, 2019 |
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What's the chances Jabba shows up I'm taking bets with friends and I'm thinking sluggo will make a cameo o ho ho ho ho~
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or maybe (haha) maybe he shows up as (lol) as a clone of himself! like the books!! (lmbo)
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Palpatine's not back, some yoyo's been using deep machine learning to make holograms of Palpatine and broadcast them through the galaxy selling erectile dysfunction pills. The reistsnace has tracked down the origin of the spam holograms to the wreckage of the 3rd Death Star that Jabba the Hutt's family built (this part actually happened in the old books lol)
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Not sure what Luke's talking about in the trailer, she trained with him for like two days and obviously had more to tell him about the ways of the world than the other way around. Then she beat him up. It would be like if Luke threw Yoda into a tree halfway in and then he said "you have learned everything there is to know about the force"
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Leaving Neverland: The "rise" of the moonwalker
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Squashing Machine posted:Not sure what Luke's talking about in the trailer, she trained with him for like two days and obviously had more to tell him about the ways of the world than the other way around. Then she beat him up. It would be like if Luke threw Yoda into a tree halfway in and then he said "you have learned everything there is to know about the force" Just pretend the 2nd movie never happened
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Just pretend the 2nd movie never happened That's what Disney is doin! 
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https://twitter.com/EntEarth/status/1116756494609870848 They glued a desk lamp/trumpet mute on a wheel and called it a character. 
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The Skeleton King posted:I hope the story goes nowhere and the characters act like loving morons the whole time. They did that last time.
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Bert Roberge posted:https://twitter.com/EntEarth/status/1116756494609870848 so junkyard trash is displacing midget acting jobs gently caress this economy
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lets hide this child from the evil anakin skywalker step #1: put the child on anakin skywalkers home planet and not anywhere else in the galaxy step #2: call the child luke skywalker. really get the skywalker name out there
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