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Dre2Dee2 posted:so junkyard trash is displacing midget acting jobs Acting is for midgets what basketball is for giants. Especially now thst horse racing is no longer popular
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I hate george Lucas but i admire this 4D chess move. Like disney star wars is truly awful. He got mad at the fans for being mad at him, cashed out to the worst game in town and sat back while they turned a gigantic piece of boomer amd gen x nostalgia into the blandest pap ever made
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basic hitler posted:I hate george Lucas but i admire this 4D chess move. Like disney star wars is truly awful. He got mad at the fans for being mad at him, cashed out to the worst game in town and sat back while they turned a gigantic piece of boomer amd gen x nostalgia into the blandest pap ever made
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basic hitler posted:I hate george Lucas but i admire this 4D chess move. Like disney star wars is truly awful. He got mad at the fans for being mad at him, cashed out to the worst game in town and sat back while they turned a gigantic piece of boomer amd gen x nostalgia into the blandest pap ever made And then regularly pops in interviews saying “ohhhh, I regret this so much, I had sooooooooo many cool ideas 😥”
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basic hitler posted:I hate george Lucas but i admire this 4D chess move. Like disney star wars is truly awful. He got mad at the fans for being mad at him, cashed out to the worst game in town and sat back while they turned a gigantic piece of boomer amd gen x nostalgia into the blandest pap ever made he is a terrible director, but he is an absolute GENIUS business man
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:And then regularly pops in interviews saying “ohhhh, I regret this so much, I had sooooooooo many cool ideas 😥” The actual ideas he's mentioned are unfathomably dumb but they are a lot more interesting than what we got
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Bert Roberge posted:https://twitter.com/EntEarth/status/1116756494609870848 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS OR WHAT IT DOES BUT I LOVE IT !!!
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:The actual ideas he's mentioned are unfathomably dumb but they are a lot more interesting than what we got Let's just be honest with ourselves and admit SW was a phenomenon in the right place at the right time. Everything trying to recapture the magic of the OT will fail no matter what.
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:The actual ideas he's mentioned are unfathomably dumb but they are a lot more interesting than what we got This was always the biggest problem with the prequels. There was no one in the room to tell him an idea was stupid. Everyone just went along with every single stupid idea like it was gospel.
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Apr 12, 2019 22:19
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So the teaser doesn't reveal that tlj was all a dream so chuds are already angry but it also retcons and undoes a lot of tlj and doesn't have rose in it so tlj people are mad,what opinion of the movie should am I supposed to have to be on the right side of history.
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The Rian Trilogy will finish up by 2027. At the following year's Celebration, Disney announces they're "Bringing it back home for a new generation" Trailer plays. Binary Sunset swells, it's a photo of Young Lucas looking determined. End Titles music play to a title screen "2029. STAR WARS: THE LAST HOPE" Lights up and
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Apr 12, 2019 22:25
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Haven’t all the ideas Lucas had been ridiculously questionable and dumb? Like you read up poo poo about what his original vision for Star Wars was and it just sounds like the dumbest poo poo ever and it was only parred back to a decent 70s sci-fi by a bunch of people on the project constantly telling him that this poo poo he was planning was dumb and forcing his hand to change it. Lucas core strength is pulling from pop culture and just remixing it for mass audiences, if you do enough regressions on the original Star Wars story it’s just basically Dune with tropes pulled from other old films.
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Apr 12, 2019 22:27
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I was watching an episode of Tiny Toons from 1990 with my kid the other day and they were doing a Star Wars parody episode. It reminded me that there was a period of about 14 years after Return of the Jedi and before the special editions came out when Star Wars references in mainstream culture were sort of rare. Aside from Spaceballs I guess. Most of the 90s were virtually Star Wars free. It’s hard to recall a time when there wasn’t a Darth Vader helmet or Leia braids or wookie fur on nearly every manufactured object.
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1500quidpoocati posted:Like you read up poo poo about what his original vision for Star Wars was and it just sounds like the dumbest poo poo ever and it was only parred back to a decent 70s sci-fi by a bunch of people on the project constantly telling him that this poo poo he was planning was dumb and forcing his hand to change it. "the respected JEDI BENDU OF ASHLA were the most powerful warriors in the Universe. For a hundred thousand years, generations of Jedi Bendu knights learned the ways of the mysterious FORCE OF OTHERS, and acted as the guardians of peace and justice in the REPUBLIC. " Plus some poo poo about protecting the king and princess
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Apr 12, 2019 22:31
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None of the characters are saying "Where's poochie?" In that commercial.
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Apr 12, 2019 22:31
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Leon Einstein posted:Let's just be honest with ourselves and admit SW was a phenomenon in the right place at the right time. Everything trying to recapture the magic of the OT will fail no matter what. If only people realized that 20 years ago.
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Apr 12, 2019 22:35
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they’re showing off a new game tomorrow maybe this one will actually come out.
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Apr 12, 2019 22:38
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WatermelonGun posted:they’re showing off a new game tomorrow maybe this one will actually come out. This exciting new action-adventure game stars Drake Sunslayer, the secret apprentice of the perfidious Snoke. When Snoke is cruelly cut down by Kylo Ren, Drake is forced to question everything.
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WatermelonGun posted:they’re showing off a new game tomorrow maybe this one will actually come out. Is it that stupid Vader VR game they announced a couple hours ago?
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Is it that stupid Vader VR game they announced a couple hours ago? no it’s the one they shitcanned paradox to make I think
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FilthyImp posted:Some of it was his ex wife's editing work. But yeah, the early drafts of THE STAR WARS just read like The Hidden Fortress or whatever with a lame sci-fi veneer. I wish more movies just aped hidden fortress and seven samurai
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It's from Respawn, so I have a fair amount of faith it will be a decent game.
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oh that’s cool i didn’t know they were making it, looking forward to buying the goty edition in a couple years
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You can give the early drafts of Star Wars poo poo for being turgid and full of dumb names, but I think you can give actual Star Wars most of the same poo poo. What’s worse, an emperor named Sheev Palpatine or an emperor named Cos Dashit?
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Apr 12, 2019 22:53
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Wait, they're making another Star War movie? I thought the Star War was over?
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FilthyImp posted:Some of it was his ex wife's editing work. But yeah, the early drafts of THE STAR WARS just read like The Hidden Fortress or whatever with a lame sci-fi veneer. I'll bendu your ashla bithc!!
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star video games are great cause they just take an existing game, make a knock-off, and throw in star wars character models Vaderunknown's Battlegrounds
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font color sea posted:Star Wars IX: The Rise of Pandering
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EA already has a money printing battle royale game so I think we’re safe until DICE do what dice do
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*huffing into the room* Did anyone make a penis joke yet
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Leon Einstein posted:Let's just be honest with ourselves and admit SW was a phenomenon in the right place at the right time. Everything trying to recapture the magic of the OT will fail no matter what. I mean with how big it was and how many cooks were in the kitchen it might have always been doomed, but I feel like if they'd just cut bait with the OT characters from the get-go and done their own thing with it, it would have turned out fine. Instead Disney Star Wars is trapped in this weirdly cowardly creative space where you can tell Brand Awareness was consideration #1
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1-6 are a complete thematic arc and any addition to it was always going to have problems, which is why Lucas conspicuously didn’t follow it up. We’ve already done tyranny becomes freedom, we’ve already done freedom becomes tyranny. 7-8 portray a constant, almost meaningless struggle between freedom and tyranny because they have no trajectory left to explore without getting redundant.
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Away all Goats posted:*huffing into the room* you are the one that was prophesied
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skasion posted:1-6 are a complete thematic arc and any addition to it was always going to have problems, which is why Lucas conspicuously didn’t follow it up. We’ve already done tyranny becomes freedom, we’ve already done freedom becomes tyranny. 7-8 portray a constant, almost meaningless struggle between freedom and tyranny because they have no trajectory left to explore without getting redundant. "maybe tyranny and freedom... can be friends"
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Apr 12, 2019 23:17
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Star Wars: Rise of the Machines.
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skasion posted:1-6 are a complete thematic arc and any addition to it was always going to have problems, which is why Lucas conspicuously didn’t follow it up. We’ve already done tyranny becomes freedom, we’ve already done freedom becomes tyranny. 7-8 portray a constant, almost meaningless struggle between freedom and tyranny because they have no trajectory left to explore without getting redundant. Maybe freedom is the true tyranny?
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:And then regularly pops in interviews saying “ohhhh, I regret this so much, I had sooooooooo many cool ideas 😥” pfffft lol how many billions did he get from selling lucasfilm? the man could easily finance a space opera film if he wanted to.
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distinct non-zero chance he could even get mark hamill on it
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From my point of view jedis are evil  Make a story about jedi just meddling in regular people's lives and only doing more damage despite having the best intentions. Jedi are already annoying paladin type, realize it as a scifi aciton comedy.
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