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It would even makw sense: jedi are not allowed to love, but they can still gently caress. This explains why there's a new girl every movie
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Apr 12, 2019 23:26
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Edgar posted:None of the characters are saying "Where's poochie?" In that commercial. Gonna be honest if these films hard pivoted into needing to find Poochie and his home planet I’d probably pay to see them.
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Apr 12, 2019 23:29
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I thought they already showed the dog people planet in the prequels
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Apr 12, 2019 23:31
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Yoda was there
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Hairy Busey posted:I thought they already showed the dog people planet in the prequels didn't realize there were melconians in star wars. mind fuckin' blown
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Apr 12, 2019 23:32
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I hope an ATAT steps on some more people.
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Apr 12, 2019 23:32
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Can't wait until Rose pulls the mask off of Rey and it turns out to be Old Man Crenshaw! And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids!!!
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Apr 12, 2019 23:34
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Can wait for the Loden Taylor posted:I hope an ATAT steps on some more people. lol
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Apr 12, 2019 23:37
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Colonel Cancer posted:From my point of view jedis are evil it rules that he got so lazy he just started shoving his liner notes directly into the dialogue
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Apr 12, 2019 23:39
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I’m glad to see lando is in it. Hoping they can pigeonhole some other people I remember from other Star Wars movies into it
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Apr 12, 2019 23:41
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BeefThief posted:man, im so tired of all these star wars
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Apr 12, 2019 23:43
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will episode 9 finally canonize space cocaine
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Apr 12, 2019 23:47
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The White Dragon posted:will episode 9 finally canonize space cocaine they have to kill off Leia somehow
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Apr 12, 2019 23:47
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Oh, another Star Wars movie... well, at least this means we get one more Plinkett review at minimum
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Apr 12, 2019 23:49
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feminism ruins everything. im not watching unless every time Kylo Ren kills a dude he does the Ha Ha laugh like Nelson Muntz.
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Apr 12, 2019 23:49
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:And then regularly pops in interviews saying “ohhhh, I regret this so much, I had sooooooooo many cool ideas 😥”
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Apr 12, 2019 23:52
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Bortus posted:I’m glad to see lando is in it. Hoping they can pigeonhole some other people I remember from other Star Wars movies into it The trashcan robot and the little mouse bot better make an appearance! Also another fat slug thing and tentacle hole and trash octopus imo
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Apr 12, 2019 23:53
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Rey murdered rose for kissing Finn.
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Apr 12, 2019 23:55
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Title means we will finally get that full frontal we were promised  Hairy Busey posted:Make a james bond movie only it's a jedi and in space. That's Moonraker. In the final scene he is "attempting re-entry", ie. inserting a semi-flaccid old guy penis into a lady's vagina (or butt). Disney, make it happen!
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Apr 12, 2019 23:56
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i liked rogue one
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Apr 13, 2019 00:01
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I am Luukeing forward to big Skywalker
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Apr 13, 2019 00:06
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naem posted:I am Luukeing forward to big Skywalker 
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Apr 13, 2019 00:10
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Bigger Luke Theory was unquestionably verified on the Muppets
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Apr 13, 2019 00:10
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Im going to rise out of my seat and sky walk myself to theater showing a better movie
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Apr 13, 2019 00:13
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Like, if a Jedi is having ED problem, can they use the force to make their dick hard, or do you think they just make a like, invisible force-dildo, and if so, are midicholians like stds?
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1redflag posted:Like, if a Jedi is having ED problem, can they use the force to make their dick hard, or do you think they just make a like, invisible force-dildo, and if so, are midicholians like stds? I think you just drink the blue space milk. That was pretty clear from the last film.
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Apr 13, 2019 00:21
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Hope ghost yoda has a lightsaber duel with ghost emperor, that would be loving awesome and has never happened before right
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Apr 13, 2019 00:21
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naem posted:I am Luukeing forward to big Skywalker
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Apr 13, 2019 00:23
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Who What Now posted:Im going to rise out of my seat and sky walk myself to theater showing a better movie im going to do a 360 and walk out of the theater
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Apr 13, 2019 00:23
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How is JJ so bad at making Star Wars titles?
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Apr 13, 2019 00:24
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Hairy Busey posted:Make a james bond movie only it's a jedi and in space. Wasn't this pretty much Obiwan in the first half of Episode II?
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Apr 13, 2019 00:26
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The rise of skinwalker would be a film I'd rather see.
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Apr 13, 2019 00:35
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I have a mega crush on Rey
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Apr 13, 2019 00:37
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Skywalker Farm: The Truth They Don't Want You To Know. Jedi ghosts? WOOKIES? ALIENS!?
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Apr 13, 2019 00:38
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Here’s all you need to know in advance: https://twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/1116769136858685440?s=20 
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Apr 13, 2019 00:42
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Wow and I thought bringing Darth Maul back to life was stupid lol.
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Apr 13, 2019 00:46
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skasion posted:portray a constant, almost meaningless struggle between freedom and tyranny because they have no trajectory left to explore without getting redundant. "Phew. Thank god the Great Evil is gone. Heh, it's not like a bunch of disaffected white dudes would rebuild Nazism. Right guys? Right?"
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Apr 13, 2019 00:47
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Hey guys here’s a wacky idea. When your actor dies between films, recast. Don’t use scraps of unused footage, don’t turn them into a cgi cartoon, recast. Audiences aren’t so retarded that they won’t understand “oh character is another actor now I guess oh well”
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Gutcruncher posted:Hey guys here’s a wacky idea. No you see, all you have to do is phrase it as "a touching tribute to an actor who has passed away" instead of "puppeting a dead person like it's Weekend at Bernie's to make more money from people who miss them" and then it's fine
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