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I hope they bring back midichloreans. I hope they talk about them non-stop in the new movie.
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And more politics goddammit! I want to know what kind of government the ET people have! This is super important for immersion!
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Apr 12, 2019 20:28
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Suppose they gave a star war and nobody came.
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Apr 14, 2019 06:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Pal Patine. Star Wars reimagined as a high school comedy with Principal Patine. The rebels are the students and the empire are the school staff.
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Apr 14, 2019 23:53
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What if Rey gets adopted and becomes a defacto Skywalker? That's a pretty stupid way to solve the problem so it might happen!
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Apr 15, 2019 17:15
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I'd like to think the advertising backfired a bit on them as I know a lot of people who got real sick of seeing Star Wars everywhere.
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Apr 15, 2019 19:00
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People just love talking about Star Wars! It ruined my childhood! Extended universe! Rian Johnson and Ron Howard! Jarjar binks! Darth Vader, ooooooo! The force! Jedi! Smugglers! Empire! And such and such.
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Apr 17, 2019 18:46
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:You simple fool. Todays teens care not for your images and sound, they want to know how the trade delegations are going, or if the strong powerful goddess-leader has the right shade of purple hair to prove she's the wokest commander ever. They need to make a new Star Wars video game that is nothing but political debates and trade disputes. It'll be like Wall Street Kid but with space mans.
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Apr 18, 2019 08:10
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Applewhite posted:Seeing the dog get promoted to full member of the Jedi council before he did is what finally drove Anakin over the edge. The little dog walks in, wearing a little jedi robe and a tiny light saber. The council smiles and claps. Mace Windu: "Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaa! All right, yeah!"
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere. Padme, rolling her eyes, "I know! Tell me about it!"
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Apr 18, 2019 23:20
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Was he ever called Palpatine in the original movies? I liked the movies when I was a kid but wasn't crazy about them and I thought his name was just The Emperor. I also thought it was Obi One, Hand Solo and a light saver because I was like 4 when Jedi came out.
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Chrpno posted:Everybody wants to be Space Ghost Hey mom look at me I'm on tv! Everybody wants to be a star (war).
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Apr 20, 2019 18:59
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Star Wars Episode X: The adventures of Dexter Jettster and JarJar Subtitle: Hahaha gently caress you everyone!
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Apr 22, 2019 05:29
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WatermelonGun posted:i can’t fathom watching any of these movies more than once I saw the prequels in the theater and by the time "revenge" came out I sort of went out of obligation although I wasn't excited for it. Learned my lesson tho. When I slogged through the second hobbit movie I was like "nope, not doing this again" and still haven't seen the third one.
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Apr 23, 2019 05:55
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Applewhite posted:Good for you. The second one has an Ed Sheeran song playing during the credits. My wife and I looked at each other and were literally: 
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Apr 23, 2019 06:07
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"Yoda! Why did you destroy all the ancient Jedi texts??" "Just tryin' to get a rise out of you, Skywalker!"
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Apr 23, 2019 16:44
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This thread made me realize I haven't watched the original Star Wars in a long time. I barely remember anything about the plot or story except broad concepts (Luke must save friends, Han gets frozen in carbonite, things like that.) It also reminds me of the first time I met a true Star Wars fan. It was in high school in the mid 90s and even tho he was a cool guy and a friend of mine I couldn't get over how weird it was that this guy was so into a movie that came out (at the time) over 15 years ago.
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Apr 23, 2019 18:48
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Applewhite posted:This will all have been worth it if Poe and Finn kiss. Oh they'll kiss... other people! How're your expectations right now? Are they a little.... Subverted?
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Apr 24, 2019 04:19
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Martman posted:could really go for some smooth jizz right now, anyone know any good cantinas? It's like every cantina plays that these days. No matter where you go there's jizz everywhere!
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Apr 25, 2019 07:07
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Or you could smoke it through a special long pipe known as a "pole". Like they say, "If you really want to 'get jizz', smoke a pole!"
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Apr 25, 2019 08:16
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I watched the last jedi on a plane. The flight was shorter than the movie so I still haven't seen the actual ending. I saw where luke is there but isn't there, I thought "okay, that's the end" but the movie didn't stop. Then we landed so I turned it off. The only part that sticks out to me at all was where maz katana was like "you guys need the best code breaker in the universe, I know where he is! He'll be wearing a pin!" I still think this is so loving stupid that the only description she can give is that he's got a pin on. I remember saying "what?!" Out loud because my wife got startled and was like "what, what?"
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Apr 27, 2019 03:24
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RaySmuckles posted:she was fighting a raging battle and described it as a "union dispute" I didn't even realize that's what it was, I was only half paying attention and wrote it off as "dumb star wars lazer gun fight." Makes sense, Maz struck me like a jerk.
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Apr 27, 2019 03:50
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I think the rest of Mark Hamill's life will be him bitching about these movies and how they could have been great if they just would have utilized the old cast better!
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I just want to make fun of star wars because its star wars. Chewbacca! Yoda! Ha ha!
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Apr 29, 2019 23:47
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Moola posted:DS9 Gunbacca? Gunny for short.
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Apr 30, 2019 00:51
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Apr 30, 2019 01:09
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Nnnnggghh...
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QuarkJets posted:Chewie's dick is his gun it just looks like that cause of all of the piercings 
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Apr 30, 2019 07:08
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Moridin920 posted:can't even have good space wizard movies in this idiot timeline 
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May 1, 2019 02:31
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Popping cherries Boba Fett
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May 1, 2019 18:48
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:no one's ever really gone 
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May 3, 2019 07:25
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QuarkJets posted:Today I learned that sea turtles will sometimes pull up to shore and vomit out what looks like blood, but what is actually just sea water mixed with microbes from their esophagus that break down food. This is apparently just a normal part of their digestion cycle, they swallow some sea water, eat some stuff, digest for awhile, then puke up the now-red sea water. So if you find a bunch of turtles on the beach it'll look like they're sitting with their heads in a pool of bloody congealed vomit Isn't that a little harsh? Laying in your own vomit isn't THAT bad.
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It's called Star WARS not star GIRLS!  
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May 5, 2019 18:39
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Rise of the Branch Davidians: a standalone film that takes place in the biblical cinematic universe.
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:the resurrection was just setting up for a sequel, but you're right, it is time to reboot jesus The bible is a well known property loved by millions, but it's in desperate need of a reboot to remain relevant in today's market. Jesus should be less talk, more action. More apostles will help (not too many tho, have to think of toy manufacturing costs) and make one a goofy sidekick that the little kids can relate to... maybe Andrew (his character needs fleshing out). Sermons and parables are perfect for action sequences, where Jesus espouses wisdom while fighting off bad guys. The crucifixion should have a massive CGI battle leading up to it. After the resurrection there should be a big dance party where all the characters (including bad guys) get down to a modern rendition of a 60s-80s pop song.
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"What would Jesus do?!" *music stops, close up shot of John the Baptist* "... he'd get the job done." *screen goes black, sound of shotgun racking, words appear on screen* This summer... the other cheek... has been turned. Resurrection this film has not yet been rated
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Do you think Jesus ever said the N word Nubian?
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