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Finn: Red 5 is in the air! goon lord next to me in the theater, after viciously assaulting his massive bucket of popcorn for 2 hours: RED 5 WAS LUKE'S CALL-SIGN, NOT HIS SHIP'S REGISTRATION NUMBER for real, the loving angry eating noises that man made. My god.
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Do y'all emptyquote in GBS? Is that acceptable?Breakfast All Day posted:"Red 5" was actually Luke's nickname, given for his notoriety around the Yavin barracks for masturbating until his hand chafed.
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Dec 25, 2019 21:29
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That's an excellent string of posts/av/red text combo there. 
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Dec 25, 2019 21:36
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And a big warm happy holiday wishes to all of you friends!
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Dec 25, 2019 21:37
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Rude.
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Dec 25, 2019 23:22
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I liked ROS cuz its 2 and a half hours of big dumb adventure and explosions and lightsabers to turn your brain off to. I really liked the last scene too. Thought it was a nice close.
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Dec 25, 2019 23:26
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It says more about Kylo Ren's skill that a stormtrooper could hold him off that long.
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Dec 25, 2019 23:59
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The only criticisms i have for this big fun swashbuckling laser opera movie were: 1. Rey was better as a nobody. Not everyone has to be a secret descendant of space magic royalty. and 2. I personally would have preferred Skywalker be a replacement title for Jedi.
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Dec 26, 2019 00:47
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The Emperor's aesthetic was baller as gently caress with that whole 1930s horror movie lighting. That first real look at him kinda spooked me out but i guess that's what i get for going in high as a kite.
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Dec 26, 2019 01:12
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The most criminal thing about this movie will be everyone's youtube recommendations for the next two years being: "WhY tHe RiSe Of SJW SkYwAlKeR FAILED" with some goober making a stupid face in the thumbnail
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Dec 26, 2019 01:34
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Yeah! Just like that!
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Dec 26, 2019 01:42
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One of them was the Jedi Kama Sutra.
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Dec 26, 2019 01:52
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The fan theory about Rey being a Kenobi was somehow even stupider than her having dark side tendencies and Emperor lightning in her blood and this is where my brain says "NOPE! That's too much thought about this let's think about those cat videos you watched earlier!"
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Dec 26, 2019 02:04
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Mos Eisley is where you go to pick up space-goth chicks with space weed vape pens.
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Dec 26, 2019 02:24
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Yeah but ya know who fucks more than Palpatine ever could?
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Dec 26, 2019 02:45
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I choose to believe that Kylo Ren sucks at lightsabers so bad because he's whatever the space equivalent of a weeaboo is for Sith Culture, and "studying the blade" in mangas about his grandad is what lead to him being nearly owned by a stormtrooper. Just picture Kylo unboxing that busted rear end excalibur lightsaber of his while the ginger space nazi yells "IT'S TAPE!"
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Dec 26, 2019 03:25
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Real talk, friends: I would daily drive the poo poo out of a star destroyer.
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Dec 26, 2019 04:01
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Didn't they say that Carrie (RIP  ) dying upended the ideas they had for ROS and they had to scramble to rewrite it? Or was the the case with TLJ?
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Dec 26, 2019 06:04
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In that first part of TFA where Finn refuses to gun down civilians, he looks around and sees his fellow soldiers doing warcrimes pretty enthusiastically. When he guns down stormtroopers after that, he's stopping them from doing further warcrimes. Permanently.
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Dec 26, 2019 16:49
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Ah, see you shot yourself in the foot by putting any kind of thought past "weee spaceships and lazer swords" into it. Rookie mistake.
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Dec 26, 2019 17:23
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Big Beef City posted:I'm not going to read a book about a guy who I already know sucks, and actress I already don't like, and goons. Good suggestion tho. 
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Dec 26, 2019 18:56
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Do... you think he didn't??
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Dec 26, 2019 19:59
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The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many prostate massages some consider to be... unnatural.
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Dec 26, 2019 20:07
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I liked the alternate ending where Rey buries the lightsabers and says "oi then guv, thats'a nuff a that jedi rubbish then. Off to space college we go."
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Dec 26, 2019 20:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6C7j4sLqQ8
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Dec 26, 2019 21:28
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Do you think Ben Solo thought of Chewbacca as Uncle Chewie?
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Dec 26, 2019 22:09
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:
You were close but its actually this starting around the 1 minute mark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TbWJJMdLsY and especially this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kORguInD9MM
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Dec 27, 2019 02:30
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Asteroid Field is awesome but I don't know if set piece music counts as a theme, I think it's something separate. I respect your opinions, new friend.  Also i always thought it would be really awkward/difficult to fly The Falcon, since the cockpit is hanging off the right side so far. Seems like all the mass of the ship would be out of the pilots immediate awareness and make threading it through places really really difficult.
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Dec 27, 2019 03:02
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If science isn't going to make a Millennium Falcon or star destroyer for me to use as my space apartment/van, the least they can do is make me a BB droid to pal around with.
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Dec 27, 2019 04:10
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And seeing a character like Princess Leia take charge and not take poo poo from the men was really cool for girls. I wanted to be her as a kid. 
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Dec 27, 2019 04:59
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That's fine. They can take a xanax about it or whatever.
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Dec 27, 2019 05:17
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I thought Rey taking a new name made the most sense of the entire movie.
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Dec 28, 2019 01:20
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Alright, I feel lame for doing this myself but I figured if no one else was going to: Thank you for this gift.
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Dec 31, 2019 01:42
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Pretty rude of Han to last minute alter his will and leave the Falcon to Rey and not Chewie. Why are sticking around for this, Chewie? You’re a war hero, you don’t have to take this mess from a bunch of human (comparative) children. This movie should’ve focused on Chewie and R2 ducking out and opening a body/speed shop on some planet that does space drag racing.
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Ahsoka was okay i guess for a show about a lady crossing her arms. The parts with anakin were the best parts. But lol I’m not going to watch a child’s cartoon series to understand who most of these people are.
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