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They should just do a game of thrones edgy treatment of The Glove Of Darth Vader. The protagonist is a drug-running slave master with a psychosexual crush on Leia, and his attempt to lie, cheat, and steal his way to the top of the Empire is easy HBO bait.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 22:02 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:39 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:bc the Jedi were dumbasses and assumed that since their way is the only way, "balancing the force" meant eradicating the dark side for some reason (the reason is they were dumbasses) that's because that's how lucas meant it because in the original trilogy there was no 'light side' of the force, 'light side' was an EU thing
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 23:12 |
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I just appreciate that we finally learn that Rey's father is Triclops
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 23:15 |
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Blistex posted:Most accurate (to date) summation of the film and why it sucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zZFtq13c4 of all the things in the movie they could complain are too coincidental, they go for 'the protagonists find the corpse of the guy they're looking for in a dangerous cave right next to where he parked his spaceship'?
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 23:25 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Still laughing at the fact that Palpatine's son is just some random nameless bum without Force affinity and Rey is arbitrarily like the strongest Force user ever the movie says he was only a nobody because he chose to be as everyone knows from the EU, Triclops was a dedicated pacifist who conscientiously refused to follow in his father's footsteps so basically he noped out from the whole jedi/sith thing and tried to keep his kid from being part of a star wars movie too, an excellent decision which almost worked Light Gun Man posted:let me ask this: why is C3P0 forbidden by programming to translate Sith? he says that droids were modified to not translate sith becuase of some law passed by the galatic senate, so probably it's just DRM on his language computer
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 06:17 |
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Just continuing how TLJ spent half the film backpedaling its own first half, the sequel trilogy makes a complete zigzag.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 22:42 |
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There is a rumor among diehard shippers that the movie was recut from jj's original vision where Ren survives and Rey marries him aND THAT IS WHY HER NAME IS SKYWALKER AND THEN THEY KISS!!1
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 20:06 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:he waits till the kid is looking to drop his guard. powerful "i did it for you damien" energy. The classic theory. quote:So last night I'm watching "Return of the Jedi: Now With Fakey-Looking Computerized Creatures Instead of Fakey-Looking Rubber Creatures," which I got for Christmas, and I noticed that Lucas hasn't fixed the main non-Ewok problem with the movie: the fact that the final battle between Luke and Vader makes no sense.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 01:58 |
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redshirt posted:No, it's a good Star Wars movie. It had one good lightsaber fight
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 17:42 |
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kdrudy posted:It's wild that Lucas couldn't see that everything he created in Star Wars was pointing to the ultimate conclusion that Jedi and Sith, light and dark, were bullshit. Lucas never had a "light side"
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 02:37 |
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smellmycheese posted:What’s really funny is that what they had to do was incredibly simple. Get the old gang back together for one last rip roaring adventure, introduce the new kids along the way, and hand over the torch in a dignified manner. It was that loving simple and they hosed it up in every imaginable way. Just adapt The Glove of Darth Vader, cowards Now some of the ideas might be dumb, like the main villain having incredible reverence for part of Vader's armor, or going underwater into the ruins of the Second Death Star to find a Sith artifact, or introducing a new young jedi character who ends up being palpy's grandkid, but I think it has potential.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 04:09 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:39 |
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Isometric Bacon posted:I always think that Rian Johnson is unfairly shat upon for depicting Luke in TLJ as a reclusive hermit who's given up on the force, because how else are they going to pick up from where The Force Awakens left it? crashed his spaceship
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 23:53 |