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Film still poo poo so what
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 17:54 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:11 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:the movie that killed cinema so hard Tom cruise had to use scientology treasure and rent the whole US navy to resurrect it I wonder how many people walked out of it at the end and , like me, thought “right that’s it. gently caress Star Wars. I’m done. “
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 20:42 |
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This thread keeps popping back up and giving me PTSD about how astonishingly dogshit it was.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 08:40 |
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Abrams - “you have to take this incredibly seriously. This is more important than life itself. Meanwhile I’m just gonna scribble a couple of ideas for the whole fuckin plan on the back of this napkin” https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1751278110568321161?s=46
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 21:35 |
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No one likes Star Wars.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 15:51 |
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There is little point discussing the minutiae of this dumb plot point, or that dumb character arc. The simple fact is that I put more thought and planning into how I’m going to wipe my rear end after a big ole poo poo than Disney put into concluding the story of one of the biggest franchises in movie history.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 09:13 |
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What’s really funny is that what they had to do was incredibly simple. Get the old gang back together for one last rip roaring adventure, introduce the new kids along the way, and hand over the torch in a dignified manner. It was that loving simple and they hosed it up in every imaginable way.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 18:51 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:11 |
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Outpost22 posted:Poor Mark “Great you’re happy with the cheque Mark. So - here’s the deal. You’re not in the first and last one at all, and in the middle one we’ve got this fantastic scene where you drink blue walrus titty milk. Nice throwback to your uncles house in the original. It’s like poetry. It rhymes “
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 18:22 |