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Dre2Dee2 posted:The only thing I want R2-D2 to do is turn on, show a hologram, and shut down. Last 2 movies did it, better not sure as gently caress break that streak now The original actor died, what else could they do other than kill off the character entirely?
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Dre2Dee2 posted:so junkyard trash is displacing midget acting jobs Acting is for midgets what basketball is for giants. Especially now thst horse racing is no longer popular
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Apr 12, 2019 22:08
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FilthyImp posted:Some of it was his ex wife's editing work. But yeah, the early drafts of THE STAR WARS just read like The Hidden Fortress or whatever with a lame sci-fi veneer. I'll bendu your ashla bithc!!
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Apr 12, 2019 22:54
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Apr 12, 2019 23:00
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skasion posted:1-6 are a complete thematic arc and any addition to it was always going to have problems, which is why Lucas conspicuously didn’t follow it up. We’ve already done tyranny becomes freedom, we’ve already done freedom becomes tyranny. 7-8 portray a constant, almost meaningless struggle between freedom and tyranny because they have no trajectory left to explore without getting redundant. Maybe freedom is the true tyranny?
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Apr 12, 2019 23:20
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Make a james bond movie only it's a jedi and in space.
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Apr 12, 2019 23:25
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It would even makw sense: jedi are not allowed to love, but they can still gently caress. This explains why there's a new girl every movie
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Apr 12, 2019 23:26
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I thought they already showed the dog people planet in the prequels
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Apr 12, 2019 23:31
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Yoda was there
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Apr 12, 2019 23:31
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Xaintrailles posted:Are there so many "rise of x" film titles because producers don't like using anything outside the 250 most common English words for titles and that's the only one on the list that hints at a plot? Easier to translate into Chinese
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Apr 13, 2019 02:55
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skasion posted:Is it possible to learn this power? Not from The Last Jedi...
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Apr 13, 2019 03:03
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I wish I had more money for hookers Stop buying video games
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Apr 13, 2019 03:05
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:The slapfight between chud fascists and woke neoliberal corporatists over Star Wars is some straight up late capital bullshit lol I identify as Yoda: a gross little man who lives in a swamp and trolls both sides
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Apr 13, 2019 03:23
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super sweet best pal posted:Like I've said before, if 4-6 were a WW2 allegory, the sequels should've been a Cold War spy series with both sides having Death Stars to represent mutually assured destruction. And the Jedi are the commies while the New Republic is America
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Apr 13, 2019 03:30
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The JEDI, disgusted by the commercialism snd exploitation of the EMPIRE, forge a revolutionary new path of ascetism and brotherhood. As the NEW JEDI ORDER rebuilds itself, elements of THE TRADE FEDERATION and BANKERS GUILDS have taken control of the NEW REPUBLIC senate. Star systems scramble to choose a side as an IRON CURTAIN descends upon the galaxy. . .
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Apr 13, 2019 03:33
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The first movie will be space korea. The second space vietnam. Finally there's space Afghanistan and soace Chechnya (the last one always bites off more than it csn chew, scope-wise)
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Apr 13, 2019 03:41
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Spin-off seriesn: basicicallt The Americans except it's ncalled the New Republicans
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Apr 13, 2019 03:42
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Operation Paperclip as both sides scramble to snatch up the Death Star engineers
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Apr 13, 2019 03:43
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The new Republic is shocked as the Jedi reveal their own death star: the J.S.S. Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Apr 13, 2019 03:45
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Colonel Cancer posted:Freedom Star with a large "mission accomplished" banner. President Luke Skywalker giving impassioned speech. You mean President Han Solo
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Apr 13, 2019 03:47
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And his fuckup sons Han Solo Jr. and BEN Solo
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Apr 13, 2019 03:48
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Han Solo landed the imperial shuttle on the death star by himself!
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Apr 13, 2019 03:51
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Dear Leader, Jedi Grandmaster Luke Skywalker makes his weekly pronouncement on the tenets of Jediism
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Apr 13, 2019 03:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yer right. A tricky scoundrel to the end. I'm thinking he turns into space Nixon, and ends up opposed by the jedis whom he watergates. He is on very poor terms with Leia because he likes to use his "blaster" on young interns. By the end of the last movie, though, Leia still fails to become Chancellor
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Apr 13, 2019 03:54
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Chrs Gry posted:Even watching a star wars trailer may leave you homeless, on the street, with aids. Good thing I didn't watch thr trsiler in thr op!
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Apr 13, 2019 14:21
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Kylo ren is an anagram of his true identity, Ron(ald) Kyle
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Apr 13, 2019 14:23
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Universe Master posted:They need to put Rey in some kind of fan service outfit like Leia's gold bikini or Natalie Portman's cock-teasing bondage outfit. Thr scene from zorro where zoero cuts katherin zets jones dress off, but eith lite sabers
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Apr 13, 2019 15:57
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Stoner Sloth posted:They should make a movie based on rich ppl buying their kids into Jedi academy only for a crazed ex-student to go on a massacre prompting an unfruitful and divisive debate as to whether the ownership and use of lightsabers should be more heavily restricted. And that student was named Kylo Ren
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Apr 14, 2019 00:30
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Universe Master posted:He's so tired of all these bar whores Bar Whores Episode IV: A New Hole
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Apr 14, 2019 00:31
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That guy looks grey to me
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Apr 14, 2019 01:09
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A slice of life comedy centered around two Death Star janitors called Star Floors
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Apr 14, 2019 05:52
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Saint Drogo posted:unlike maul, palpatine's mastery of the dark side allowed him to retain his dick and balls The 2 death stars were the balls, but that still leaves the death cock, which is better because it shoots stars st planets and also other stars
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Apr 14, 2019 20:23
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Hell Yeah posted:never forget the prequels The prequels are far more.memoriablr than the Disney movies, and indeed are better movies. Just watch them in a foreign language without subtitles and they are actually pretty decent
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Apr 15, 2019 01:45
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Zane posted:rian johnson should make an ep 4 that undoes everything from ep 3 that jj undoes from ep 2. then i would legitimately love this series. That is indeed the plan. See, in the corporate world, if you are brought on board to finish someone else's project with the promise that you get your own project after this, if the new project is already clinched, you actually don't want to do too well on the other guy's project since you won't get all the credit. Far better to just torpedo it so you can move on to the thing you get complete control and credit for.
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Apr 15, 2019 01:48
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Ewven now, the cgi hasnt aged great, but at least the design is cool and doing all sorts of new things
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Apr 15, 2019 01:55
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Nill posted:Was there seriously no one at Disney raising concerns about Last Jedi when it became apparent early in development what a massive dump Rian was planning to take on their trilogy plans? No grizzled executive saying "We're just now breaking even, how are we going to make a sequel to this hogwash let alone a dozen spinoffs if everyone is dead!?" At this point my guess is that rian Johnson has some primo blackmail material because why would you promise not just the next movie but an entire new trilogy to that hack?
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Apr 15, 2019 04:36
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:He's probably really engaging in person and knows how to sell himself and his ideas to suits who don't know poo poo about storytelling and live in constant fear Dunno he seemd horrible in interviews too
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Apr 15, 2019 04:53
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:You're a human being, not a movie studio executive. What you like and what they like are very different I suppose, among their many infamous predilections, this is the least disgusting
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Apr 15, 2019 05:05
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The last jedi was an extremely poo poo movie on many levels. They managed to be eve worse thsn the force awakens, which was already extremely poo poo.
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:it's pretty funny though because then he went and had rey do it at the end of TLJ lol Right, he didn't want rey upstaged by Luke. In fact, there's a requirement that sequel characters beat the old actors they replaced.
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