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im so trd of thes star nwas
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Apr 13, 2019 03:21
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just talking about shaft i can dig it
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Apr 14, 2019 22:50
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it turns out her parents were Noh and Bodhi, the two most hitherto unknown powerful Jedi in the galaxy
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Apr 15, 2019 14:11
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Air Bud: The Rise of Skybarker?
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Apr 17, 2019 22:16
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i'm just so tired of all these homewards bound
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Apr 19, 2019 15:29
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if you listen carefully you can hear the Emperor scream "my expectatioooonnnsss" as he falls down the reactor shaft
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Apr 24, 2019 00:25
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'stay on target...' 'i can't hold on!' *porkins cums* luke: 'nooooo!'
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Apr 24, 2019 19:27
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but the parsec is a unit of distance, not t.... oh my
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Apr 24, 2019 20:42
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the whole rancor scene in ROTJ was supposed to be a 5-minutes-in-heaven deal but Luke totally misunderstood
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Apr 25, 2019 19:19
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With convenient access to the Emperor Palpatine Physical Rehabilitation Center and Emperor Palpatine Spa.
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Apr 30, 2019 14:37
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numberoneposter posted:I used to sell insurance. Now your rear end is carbonite!!!! for great low rates you can get online go to boba fett and save some time!
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May 1, 2019 18:43
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boba take off your cloak real slow boba take off your shoes (i'll take off your shoes) boba take off your chest yes, yes, yes you can leave your mask on you can leave your mask on you can leave your mask on
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May 1, 2019 19:20
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and why is jeremy corbyn on the left?
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May 1, 2019 22:49
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in Chinese ren (忍) means 'to bear' or 'to endure' so the moviegoing public is the real knights of ren
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May 22, 2019 20:21
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i'm... sorry for your loss
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May 23, 2019 21:36
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these leaks seem very familiar didnt this whole water world powered by the population of captured planets thing come around sometime a while ago?
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May 29, 2019 17:28
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no leak's ever really gone
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May 29, 2019 17:29
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Luuuuke, now, well... that's a different story.
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May 30, 2019 13:34
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my favorite food is Luukefisk and my favorite instrument is the Luukulele
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May 30, 2019 13:34
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Duke Skynukemer
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May 30, 2019 15:50
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Garth's Darths
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Jun 2, 2019 17:55
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"I am your father! Search your heart - you know it to be true!" "Noooooooooo!" *alien donkey walks by and farts*
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Jun 7, 2019 18:52
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Star Wars: Skywalker Hard
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Sep 9, 2019 13:23
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saber? i barely knew'er!
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Sep 9, 2019 19:35
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in the not too distant future next sunday AD there was a guy named solo not too different from you or me he worked at a criminal syndicate just stealing space gas to pay his way he did his job well with a real smug face but proxima didn't like him and she shot him into spaaace
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Sep 10, 2019 13:22
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I was sitting at the movies late one night When my eyes beheld a weary sight For a Skywalker from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He used the force Light side, of course He used the force Midichlorians were the source He used the force Ooooooo
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Sep 10, 2019 19:31
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~the Rise of Skywalker~ 'skywalker! are you going to spend your whole life in bed? it's after 11!' 'uggggh... go away' 'dammit skywalker! if you don't rise up and face the day, you'll never get to kiss your sister!' 'ok, ok... jeez'
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Sep 11, 2019 13:07
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Big Beef City posted:Just describe them. not to give too much away but i was pretty surprised by how the giant human-sized midichlorian starts break dancing
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Sep 11, 2019 14:51
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Vomik posted:I thought the scene where they CSI enhance the midichlorian and it’s actually just a bunch of tiny jar jar binks was a pretty big reveal it's like poetry, it rhymes
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Sep 11, 2019 16:14
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jesus i'd say i'm so tired of all these star wars, but.... poo poo
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Sep 11, 2019 16:25
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The Night of the Living Skywalker
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Sep 11, 2019 16:57
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Star Wars. Star Wars never changes.
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Sep 12, 2019 13:32
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'tell me the story of the trade dispute again, grandpa!'
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Sep 12, 2019 17:05
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that said at least the prequels were different. i can't believe they're ending the new trilogy with... 'oh the emperor was just alive the whole time'. almost unbelievably lame
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Sep 12, 2019 17:08
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yeah i mean we all love slaughtering the younglings but some people just go too far
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Sep 13, 2019 03:20
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Sep 13, 2019 15:50
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i eat probiotic midichlorian-infused yogurt every morning so i have no issues in that department
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Sep 14, 2019 12:58
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i am the one who brings balance to the farts
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Sep 14, 2019 13:33
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she's no luuke, that's for sure
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