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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

*huffing into the room*

Did anyone make a penis joke yet

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I like when the guy's sword goes fwoooom

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

How the hell does this thread have 700 posts in like 5 days

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'm so tired of these Star Wars


anyway when's the next marvel movie coming out?

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Why was there so much backpedaling in this movie?

First of all, Palpatine's not dead. Also he created a super fleet capable of conquering the galaxy fully staffed with evil minions supported by a planet made up of lightning storms.

Chewbacca dies. Sike, he was on different ship.

C3P0 gets his memory wiped and effectively becomes dead. Nope they had a back up of his memory.

Poe's exgirlfriend dies. Nope she's fine, even her fun tiny buddy is okay!

The galaxy doesn't care about the resistance. actually, they just didn't care about Leia and were more willing to help Lando apparently.

Rey dies. No she gets revived by Ben. I kind of wanted them to take turns reviving each other until they found that nice medium where they could both be half alive and limp out of there. Ben slumping over actually made my theatre laugh out loud.

That's another thing, for a Disney movie I found my theatre surprisingly unamused by a lot of the jokes, with the ben death getting the biggest (unintentional) laugh.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I liked it when the emperor fired a big kamehameha into the sky

and then Rey defeated him through the power of love a jedi spirit bomb

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Palpatine fucks

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

why did they give every star destroyer a planet killing weapon but gave only one of them space GPS

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

why didn't the resistance just use the eagles to fly to mordor

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Stretch Marx posted:

I enjoyed it for the 2 hour laser show that it was.

Ray's also cute.

She was almost as distracting as Kylo's huge rear end nose

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

evil rey was hot(ter)

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Fartbox posted:

Where are all the girl stormtroopers

askng for a friend

Janna was a stormtrooper, who reminded us that a lot of stormtroopers are basically raised as kidnapped, brainwashed children slave soldiers

*smash cut to Finn and Janna mowing down stormtroopers*

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

SHISHKABOB posted:

There's this thing called the Force.

They could have also brought back the droid army as crew and pilots for Palpatine's mega fleet rather than having to feed house and train hundreds of thousands of people on planet thunderstorm.

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Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

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